ships!!!

[literally my last post LMAO]

hello lovely people on this lovely website! i’m finally going to be doing a ship, which is basically where i ship none other than you with anyone from 5 seconds of summer. it’s free of course, and the rules & format are below!!!

⟶ rules

- turn off your anon when you ask me and include your name

- you must have a face or selfie tag so i know what you look like (if you don’t and you’re on anon, include a detailed description of yourself) or link me to your favorite selfie!

⟶ format

i ship you with ___ [name of boy]

/ relationship

how otp worthy — i would rather ship noodles and nutella // 2 // 3 // 4 // y’all could be a lil more goals // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // fuckigng MOM and fuckigjnf DAD

who said i love you? —

first kiss —

cute moment —

ship name —

/ wedding

who proposed? —

was your wedding big? — backyard of your great aunt // 2 // 3 // 4 // church wedding with great flowers // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // should’ve been aired on international television

how many guests? —

who planned more? —

who stressed more? —

/ sex

who’s on top? —

how alive is their sex life? — like two sixth graders // 2 // 3 // 4 // once a month maybe // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // please get me out, the walls are shaking

are they kinky? — anal is a foreign word // 2 // 3 // 4 // maybe some role play // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // who’s the real daddy now

how many orgasms is the breaking point? —

how rough are they? — every time is the first time // 2 // 3 // 4 // the bed squeaks and shakes // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // well, there goes the bed

do they talk dirty? — just “i love you”s // 2 // 3 // 4 // maybe some “i wanna fuck you”s // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // dirty talk, in the form of a college essay

how much cuddling? — turn away from each other after sex // 2 // 3 // 4 // the blankets are sick of all the cuddling // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // cuddle is your middle name

wildest place you had sex? —

/ family

how many children will they have? —

who freaks out more over their daughter’s period? —

who is the stricter parent? —

who is the more loved parent? —

who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? —

who is more likely to put 101% effort into the bake sale? —

!!

you know that whole “what would you do if a band member sat down next to you on a plane” I think I would blare his band’s music in my headphones to see if he noticed

friendly reminder: 5sos may not know who every single one of you are, but one does not need to know every star to appreciate the sky

vine

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Send me a number - 5sos edition
  • 1. When did you first find out about 5sos?
  • 2. How did you find out about them?
  • 3. What was the first song you heard by them?
  • 4. Have you ever seen them live?
  • 5. Have you ever met any of them?
  • 6. Who was your fave when you first started to like them? Are they still your fave now?
  • 7. What is your favorite 5sos song?
  • 8. What are your favorite lyrics?
  • 9. What is your favorite music video?
  • 10. What is your favorite cover?
  • 11. What is your favorite album/EP?
  • 12. What is your favorite bromance?
  • 13. What is your favorite livestream/twitcam/keek/interview /etc?
  • 14. What is your favorite hair color on Michael?
  • 15. What is your favorite thing each of them has tweeted?
  • 16. How many of their albums/EPs do you own?
  • 17. Do you have any 5sos merch?
  • 18. Do you have any 5sos posters on your walls?
  • 19. When they come on in the car/store/etc, what do you do?
  • 20. Who in the band do you think you’re most like and why?
  • 21. Who do you think you’d get along with the most? What about the least?
  • 22. If you could ask them each one question right now, what would you ask?
  • 23. What was you first impression of each of them?
  • 24. How do you feel about the blonde in Calum’s hair?
  • 25. How do you feel about the length of Ashton’s hair?
  • 26. If you were trapped on a deserted island and could only bring one member with you, who would it be and why?
  • 27. If you could switch everyone’s instruments, who would play what?
  • 28. Which Don’t Stop superhero would you prefer to be rescued by and why?
  • 29. What is one song you really want the band to do a cover of?
  • 30. If you had 48 hours with your fave what would you guys do?
  • 31. If your fave were to propose to you right now, would you say yes? How would you want him to do it?
  • 32. If you could rename the band, what would you name them?
  • 33. What is your favorite thing about each of them?
  • 34. If you could change one thing about each of them what would you change?
  • 35. What 5 words wold you use to describe each of them?
  • 36. If you could be the lead role any any 5sos music video, existing or not, what song would it be for?
  • 37. If you could steal one thing from each of them (clothes, hats, etc) what would you take?
  • 38. If you were sharing headphones with your fave what song would you put on first?
  • 39. Would you rather meet 4/4 but never get to see them live or see them live but never get to meet any of them?
  • 40. Would you rather catch Luke’s guitar pick or Ashton’s drum stick?
  • 41. Would you rather never be able to sing one other their songs again or never watch any of their music videos again?
  • 42. Would you rather be brought on stage for an entire song or meet only 2 of them in public?
  • 43. Would you rather play video games with Michael or go on a road trip with Ashton?
  • 44. Would you rather have Calum give you a tattoo or Luke give you a haircut?
  • 45. Would you rather date your fave but have the others dislike you or be friends with all of them but not be able to date/hookup with/kiss any of them?
  • 46. Would you rather sing a duet with Luke or write a song with Calum?
  • 47. Would you rather go to the fair with Malum or go stargazing with Lashton?
  • 48. Would you rather touch Calum’s butt or Ashton’s biceps?
  • 49. Would you rather get high with Michael or drunk with Calum?
  • 50. Would you rather have Luke give you his 'You Complete Mess' shirt or have Michael give you his denim jacket?