5sos funny

Things that 5sos didn’t get the chance to have and are making up for now instead of releasing an album:

Ashton: An edgy, rebellious, teen stage which involves indirect instagram captions, leather jackets, a lot of candles and weird abstract art

Calum: A cute, hairy friend who’s not one of his band members - a d o g .

Michael: A public relationship consisting of a large amount of PDA

Luke: The chance to be a reckless fratboy and post about the fact that he’s a major socialite every weekend

Me: Let’s forget the past, I swear we’ll make this last

Me: *deep breath*


Me: *gasps for air* *screams* I WANT YOU TO WANT ME THIS WAY!!!! AND I NEED YOU TO NEED ME TO STAY!!!!