calum thomas hood has the most beautiful skin tone on earth. do fight me on this

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Fanfic vs. Reality

Fanfic:

*bumps into calum* I looked up at calum and he looked down at me. I couldn’t help but stare at his beautiful brown eyes, right then and there we both knew we loved eachother

Reality:

*to busy sending memes to my best friend and doesnt even notice calum walked by*

Save Me A Dance

Pairing: Y/N/Calum

Rating: All

Request: Yes

Words: 4.000+

Summary: Y/N is sad at her best friend’s wedding when realizing that she’s so behind, she doesn’t have a future with someone and most probably will end up alone. That changes when Calum catches her at the hallway ready to leave and proves that it doesn’t take the title of husband and wife to have the best dance of her life

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Drunk Luke
  • Luke: *petting calum* good petunia
  • Calum: Stop petting meee
  • Luke: shh *petting Calum*
  • Calum: no im not petunia stopp
  • Luke: *petting calum* you've gotten so big petunia
  • Calum: Luke for fuck sake stop petting me, I am not your dog.
  • Luke: Why are you sounding like calum *squishes his cheeks*
  • Calum: I am calum
  • Luke: such a cute dog *kisses calums cheek*
  • Calum: Bro
  • Luke: Bro lets kiss
  • Calum: woof im petunia
  • Luke: dogggoo *petting calum again*