My 4 year old son likes to take rapid fire selfies…these are the ones I kept after deleting 444 others that were either blurry or just the top of his head.
I see your, “Couples that workout together, stay together”, and raise you, “Couples that fap together, stay together.”
Tom gives exactly zero shits #5seven9
Whenever I feel ugly (which is almost never), I remind myself that even though I’m not his type, my boyfriend chose me for being the most bangin’, fabulous, and intellectual female he’s ever had. Ever.
My son got a new haircut and he looks freakin adorable 😍
When you’re ex husbands new girlfriend is actually great to hang out with and awesome with your kid, you know the universe is looking out for you.
Boyfriend calls me “well fit and tiny”. Damn straight.