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FULL MOON FACE EMOJI REVIEW

This one provides a warm feeling of comfort and home. possibly is level 1 sex offender but is so sweet you can’t even tell. 4/5

reminds me too much of a Cornellá comic. 3/5

Very strong outlining takes away from the actual image. Face is very vague and unpleasing to look at. 2/5

this emoji is more than okay with cooking you into a cake and then eating it. 1/5

this one is cute and terrifying at the same time 3/5

very simplistic approch makes it hard to tell what the emoji even is. looks like the sun. 0/5

craters are concave, not convex. 1/5

this moon obviously is too important and petty to reflect sunlight. 2/5

looks like a depressed smiley fry 2/5

cheese? 1/5

warming and comforting. reminds me of cookies and happiness 4/5

YO BRUH TF IS THIS SHIT BRUH. THIS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE. IT LOOKS LIKE THE ZELDA MOON BRUH. LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING SHAKESPEARE WOULD PUT IN HIS PLAY. MOON ALSO OBVIOUSLY DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO CONTOUR -3/5

Emoji reviews: bats

Much better shading than other Apple efforts. And the side profile tells me this is an active bat. A bat with somewhere to be. 4/5

Very straightforward. Definitely a bat. Not very friendly though. 3/5

The black outline says “I love the night”, but everything else says “It’s 4:30 on a Friday afternoon and I can’t be bothered.” Falling a bit too close to the flying squirrel end of the spectrum. 2/5

The brief said “bat”. Not “old piece of leather”. 0/5

A tiny friend! Very loveable and he’s obviously excited to see you. 5/5

Friendly, but a bit too simplistic. Where are his legs? How will he sleep with no legs for hanging? 3/5

Wavers between being a bit too realistic and not enough. Needs to buck up and take himself more seriously. 1/5

A cheeky individual with a devil-may-care attitude. Refuses to follow the crowd. 4/5

LOOK AT THAT FLUFF!! My new best friend. I love him and want him to come home with me. 10/5

Alien Emoji: A Summary

A good alien. Very captivating eyes that hold the secrets of the universe. 5/5

Went for a very simplistic approach. Simple is good, but not in this sense. His head is much too rounded. 3/5

Thick lines as always. While the eyes are wonderful, this boy looks very crowded. 3/5

What the fuck is this. Why does he look like he just realized something that’s been haunting him for the entirety of his existence. What is this Photoshop gradient it’s fucking awful. 1/5

Do not let this one near children. He’ll laugh while burning your families bodies at the exact same time. Still better than Samsung, though. 2/5

Incredible. He’s so menacing, but cute at the same time. This is a very good boy. 6/5

Looks quite upset. I’d like to sit down with him and ask about what’s on his mind. It’s alright, little guy. 4/5 5/5 to boost his confidence.

Stop right there. This is too much. His upper face is angry, but lower face seems upset. Make up your mind, messanger. 2/5

Incredible. His face comes to a cone perfectly, and isn’t too overbearing. This is an alien, my friendo. 6/5

While he is still very cute, he looks more like an outlet rather than an alien. Good work, Mozilla. At least you tried. 4/5

Something feels off here. He seems too innocent, and looks more like a pea that belongs in a plush pea pod. 3/5

Who the fuck do you think you are. Do you honestly think you can waltz into my house, eat my food, and leave without another word? You disgust me. Just because you’re different, doesn’t mean you’re special. Get the fuck out of my house. 0/5

baby chick emoji review

she looks annoyed, like someone cut her off on the way to work or she just got some bad news and she’s trying to hide how bad she feels :( i just wanna pat her on the back and support her and tell her that things will get better!!!! 3/5

she looks so determined!! where is she going? what is she thinking about? i bet she’s gonna do something really important. 5/5

she is learning how to fly! but i think that huge outline is making it hard for her to take off from the ground. i know she’s trying her best though, so i’ll support her every step of the way!!!! 3.5/5

i think this bird just discovered the true meaning of life, the universe and everything. what did you see, little bird? what has gotten you so struck with wonder, jaw slack open in amazement? 4.5/5

a good girl!! very quiet and and polite and keeps to herself. i dig that. 3.5/5

a cool gal with a stylish haircut!! look at her, she is so proud and she knows she looks good. she is ready to take on the world with her new look and i love it! 5/5

a beautiful plump girl! although her eyes make it look like she just ate too much chips and dip and is now regretting it (but no judges from me… we’ve all been there) 3/5

she looks like she just heard a group of ppl talking shit about her and is now going “what tf u say about me??” very aggressive stance, looks like she’s about to cut someone. i feel uneasy… 2/5

a round, soft nice girl! altho she looks like she isn’t too interested in you. like you tried to get her attention and she’s like “yes?” all disinterested. but it’s ok, she still seems pretty nice regardless! 5/5

LOOK AT THIS SOFT LIL GIRL!!!!! SHE’S TAKING THE DAY ON WITH A HUGE SMILE ON HER FACE AND SHE WON’T LET ANYTHING GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD TIME!!! OUT OF THE WAY HATERS!!!!! 10/5

oh my… 1/5

Page 5

Look who’s back! back again!

Yeah… Click went on haitus bc i got really low for a couple weeks…. but spring has sprung so theres no time to be S.A.D. I’m really touched that theres been so much interest in the comic, even with only four pages! So i’m going to try to keep this going and make it as good as i can while trying to figure out my life.

if you want to see my art more regularly, you can follow me at @geosaurus on tumblr or on my twitter

Sheep Emoji Review

no one appreciates this animal like i do

Probably hiding evil intentions. excessively gradient; behind the fluff is pure evil. Still cute. 1/5

OUH BOY look at this cute boy. It’s fluffy, simple, excited, but its horns are bizarrely discolored. I still love him. 6/5

Strange Block Boi. Nice floppy ears. Kind of looks like a sheep-formed Nintendo cartridge. 3/5

Nice sheep-fie(sheep selfie) but my dude, you’ve gotta turn that frown around. Them ears look frowny boyah. 3/5

Look at this banana faced boy. I’m sure he’s kind, but he just looks… wrong. 2/5

HE’S SO HAPPY. Wonderful sheep-fie. deserves kissu. 4/5

Another million dollar sheep-fie!!! Small baby boy. 3/5

Detailed sheep boy. Nice but brooding. War-hero. 3/5

Simple, but cute.  Don’t stare too deep into their eyes. 3/5

Like the former, but slightly darker and it has been compressed horizontally in MSPaint. 2/5

Oh my god, don’t look at it. It’s gonna curse you with it’s piercing eyes and flushed, angery face. 1/5

LOOK AT IT. It’s so curious, so cute, yes! Cute. Wants to give a lil kissu. Very pure! 5/5

October by Mary Oliver

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There’s this shape, black as the entrance to a cave.
A longing wells up in its throat
like a blossom
as it breathes slowly.

What does the world
mean to you if you can’t trust it
to go on shining when you’re

not there? and there’s
a tree, long-fallen; once
the bees flew to it, like a procession
of messengers, and filled it
with honey.

2

I said to the chickadee, singing his heart out in the
green pine tree:

little dazzler
little song,
little mouthful.

3

The shape climbs up out of the curled grass. It
grunts into view. There is no measure
for the confidence at the bottom of its eyes—
there is no telling
the suppleness of its shoulders as it turns
and yawns.
Near the fallen tree
something—a leaf snapped loose
from the branch and fluttering down—tries to pull me
into its trap of attention.

4

It pulls me
into its trap of attention.

And when I turn again, the bear is gone.

5

Look, hasn’t my body already felt
like the body of a flower?

6

Look, I want to love this world
as thought it’s the last chance I’m ever going to get
to be alive
and know it.

7

Sometimes in late summer I won’t touch anything, not
the flowers, not the blackberries
brimming in the thickets; I won’t drink
from the pond; I won’t name the birds or the trees;
I won’t whisper my own name.

One morning
the fox came down the hill, glittering and confident,
and didn’t see me—and I thought:

so this is the world.
I’m not in it.
It is beautiful.

poop emoji review

aka smiling pile of poop my all time fave emoji as i a piece of shit relate to it anyway lets begin 

i may be bias but this is familiar to me i view him as a friend he has a nice smile and kind eyes looks a little like ice cream but i feel that’s part of the charm 5/5

something about the eyes are off putting i feel threatened shaped like a flame? idk the bottom is round makes me feel like its floating very menacing im afraid of this emoji 2/5

again thick borders from microsoft but this guy does seem friendly unlike mr google up there his smile seems genuine feel hes trying his best 4/5 

what is this a blob?? no mouth?? where r the layers this poop looks sloppy n gross like u need to take the dog to the vet make sure hes ok and i dont like the floating eyebrows 1/5

its alright but i dont like the eyes to mouth ratio tho or the colour 2/5 

no effort from htc as per usual not even a face on this guy at first glance it looks like a thumbs up 0/5 

another poop emoji with scary eyes its a friendly shape otherwise 3/5

looks like a chrater from a kids movie that would be voiced by Patrick Warburton 3/5

what a cute guy the 2d approach looks good on this emoji he seems like hed always be excited to see you 5/5

he looks really happy and cute like hes ready to have a fun time 4/5

adorable i love the expression on this guys face shaped like a friend 5/5

emojidex disappoints again…

spouting whale emoji rating

Wants to be loved by everyone. Looks like his mind is always in another place though. 4/5

Looks bland at first until you realize he only wants to play peekaboo with you. Simple friend, simple game. Wants you to be happy. 5/5

Tries to look like a Sperm Whale, but it didn’t turn out right. Thick black border takes away some appeal. Too much plastic surgery, but still seems to enjoy life. 3/5

A small friend. Apple Whale’s little brother that everyone loves. 5/5

Looks traumatized. Probably survived an encounter with a whaling ship. Deserves a hug. 4/5

is he ok i cant tell 2/5

Another small friend. Has a big head though. Maybe he just wants to be a Beluga. 4/5

Gorgeous and big, as a whale should be. Big Blue, we’ll call her. Big Blue will protect all the other whales here. 5/5

The odd one out because purple, but everyone still loves and respects him. 5/5

Wants to be like Apple Whale but tries too hard. Tell him it’s okay to be original. Be yourself. 4/5

REALLY happy whale bab! Could probably kill someone with a spout that powerful! He’ll protect YOU! 5/5

Emoji One Whale’s sidekick. Probably gets along well with Mozilla Whale. 4/5

snowman emoji review

pure little happy snowman, bad shading takes away from some of the cuteness, complete with all facial features…4/5

something is a little off with this snowman. first of all, it’s gray, has no nose, hat, or buttons. still has a really cute face so…2/5

it has some promising features: nice colors, a nose, scarf, and a hat. but what is up with that outline? it looks like an ms paint glitch. typical of microsoft…2/5

nice little happy snowman, weird colors but that’s okay, this little dude needs a hat tho, his head is gonna get cold…3/5

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT? aside from the terrible shading this is the most uncomfortable, forlorn snowman i have ever seen, it looks like an emo packing peanut, i relate but a snowman should never have to look like this…-10/5

look at this happy little dude, i like him. aside from his missing nose i think he’s perfect: simple colors, happy little face, pure soul…4/5

i love this little snowman. practical shading, cute face, nice hat, everything you could ask for in a snowman. good job facebook!…5/5

another pleasing snowman. three buttons, carrot nose, top hat, nice colors, very nice job messenger…5/5

something about this snowman makes me a little uncomfortable. the coloring is nice, the hat is nice, but i feel like it’s… watching me with those beady eyes and the creepy smile, also who has pentagon shaped buttons?…2/5

what an unsettling little fellow. the front-view nose looks like a scared mouth, and orange arms make it look like there’s a person inside it, looks like he’s missing a button as well. i don’t trust him…1/5

one arm, intense shading, a sunhat (?), no nose, red buttons, WHAT IS UP WITH THIS SNOWMAN? a happy amputee snowman with an eccentric sense of fashion…-1/5

Emoji Review: Cookie

solid cookie, nice concept, not many chocolate chips 4/5

looks like the moon 2/5

outline is very strong with this one. solid concept and very minimalistic 3/5

what the actual ass is this. These are crackers, not cookies, but they don’t even have any form of chocolate on them, making it improper to even call them a delicious dessert snack. Also, why are there two of them?? This is very unnerving and does not deserve the honor of any points 0/5

yum 5/5

why does this one already have a bite out of it?? 3/5

looks nice and warm, reminds me of grandmothers cookies 4/5

not enough chocolate chips 2/5

chocolate chips are too pointy I feel like they are going to stab me 3/5

wayyy too crumby 2/5

nice outline, gradient, and shading. contains good amount of chocolate chips and nice chip size variation. chips are not too defined but just defines enough to tell that they are indeed, chocolate flavored.

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Keeping up with the Hohenzollerns Part 5

Look what’s back! After months!

Sooo after the Prince of Prussia, Augustus William, died in 1758, Henry was feeling pretty down. He blamed Frederick for Augustus’ death and wasn’t completely wrong… I mean, Augustus died of a blood clot clogging veins in his brain, but he had been pretty depressed ever since Frederick had yelled at him in front of the entire army and wouldn’t see any professional.

Frederick, being the non-egocentric, kind person he was, wrote a letter to Henry which basically read: “I know you’re sad, but think of me! Also do your duties and stuff.”

Henry himself said that “the poison of hate against Frederick” was eating him from the inside.

What a wonderful family.

Bonus:

dragon emoji ratings

very good. that’s a nice pretty blue orb there! i love his lil twirl, but he is a bit Angery. longer than the traditional western dragon and lacking wings - therefore an eastern dragon but still good 4/5

this is not a very good boy. no wings. another eastern dragon! he is an ugly shade of green and why isn’t his mouth red?! dont even get me started on his broccoli hands or weirdly small leg 0/5 even i, a renowned dragon lover, do not like this boy

wow!! a good boy!! nice orange spines, a cute lil nose, green that is not Bad like googs, and a nice lil horn! i am willing to overlook the overuse of the black outline on this microsoft emoji! in fact, on this boy it even compliments him!! despite a lack of wings, this disgruntled drake (not a dragon) is the closest thing to a traditional western dragon on this list and i love him with all my heart 12/5

NO!!! bad shading!!! no back legs!!! no mouth!!! Bad Orb!!!! this is NOT A DRAGON! no wings, no back legs, two front legs, and a long body means he is a LYNDWURM! NOT A DRAGON!! not very good, but he is an innocent boy so i will give him 3/5

no!! another lyndwurm!!! red crest is ok and i like his face. not a very good shade of green but not as bad as google 3/5

look, ok, i LOVE wyverns with all my heart but, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0/5

this boy is good!! a nice shade of green and a nice shade of gold. there are no wings so he is an eastern dragon. but this eastern dragon is a Good Boy! 5/5

AWFUL!!! BAD arms!! a lyndwurm AGAIN!!!! NOT A DRAGON! bad TEETH horrible 0.5/5

this LYNDWURM is … ok. good colors, a nice snakey tongue, very good shape, and another pretty orb! this one does not glow, though. his eyes are a little blank. most importantly, WHY ARE BOTH OF HIS ARMS ON THE SAME SIDE OF HIS BODY?????!!!!! 2/5

NOT VERY GOOD. this is a wyrm but with an eastern dragon’s head?????? why??????? 2/5

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. GET IT OUT OF MY HOUSE 0/5


OVERALL RATING

BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EVEN ONE DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0/5 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

MASTERLIST

bold - 200+ notes
bold** - 500+ notes

ASHTON
ashton’s journal entry
facetime with baby girl irwin (dad!5sos)
all your little things - fall series day 1
the something missing (vampire!ashton) - fall series day 5
looking for you - fall series day 11
independence - fall series day 12

CALUM
little girl’s first concert (dad!5sos)**
he goes running by your house
scared of thunder (dad!5sos)
haunted house (spooky!5sos)    -   (part two)
you talk about life on a rooftop
new place (werewolf!calum) - fall series day 3
“can i pet your dog?” - fall series day 7

LUKE
he complains about the heat
dad takes a nap with his bub (dad!5sos)
nail polish (dad!5sos)
from flower crowns to weddings**
you okay?     (part two)
he tries to cheer you up with disney

he comes home and you’re crying    (part two)
road trips
it’s the great pumpkin, luke hemmings - fall series day 2
pumpkin spice latte - fall series day 6

MICHAEL
no tears (dad!5sos)
he takes you trick or treating
driving time (dad!5sos) - fall series day 4

CASHTON
ashton traces calum’s tattoos

TEEN WOLF
the coffee shop chalkboard and adventures in flirting (sterek) - fall series day 9
“are you calling me a twelve year old?” (sterek) - fall series day 10

HEART EMOJI REVIEW

Solid heart. shading is a little weird 4/5

too pink 2/5

too red 1/5

not enough emotion 3.5/5

what the fuck is this 0/5

cartoon style and neat shading 5/5

too much like instagram 3/5

this one really captures the essence of love 2/5

too pink 2/5

looks like it was made from a shitty cookie cutter 2/5

reminds me too much of valentine’s day 3/5

not anatomically correct. nice shading though 4/5

bread emoji review

extremely detailed loaf of bread. very good. 5/5

fairly simplistic and delicious looking. 5/5

pointless borders, but it looks pretty crisp so 4/5

unique viewpoint for an emoji, but it kinda looks like something i can plug into my ass. 4/5

this straight up looks like glass or a bread skin for a toaster. 0/5

neat optical illusion, but doesn’t look a lot like bread. 2/5

smol piece of bread. reminds me of animal crossing. 4/5

looks absolutely delicious, but the yellow parts kinda look like the sun, which is weird. 4/5

charming and nice color palette, but why does it look like a mii is there. 3/5

not much to say, but the pawprints make it look even better. 4/5

looks a bit too sharp. 1/5