I actually know nothing about [Avenger’s Infinity War]. I’m not allowed to read the script because I’m so bad at keeping secrets, for this exact reason. I would want to tell you secrets and I just don’t know them. Uhm, I know that I play Spider-Man.
me, to myself through gritted teeth, after watching a new show and liking literally hundreds of posts relating to it: okay now pick the PERFECT one and ONLY reblog that one because you need to show some goddamn SELF-CONTROL. MAYBE put one in the queue. don’t overdo it this time
me, a day later: hi guys so i’ve switched fandoms,
I will literally never get over how Jane Austen, in 1813, wrote a man accepting rejection by saying “well women always play hard to get so I’ll take your no as a yes”. And this is still accurate to this day.