5h imagines

Last night, I had a wet dream that Lauren Jauregui beat the shit out of me, stole my chicken strip, and subsequently stole my heart before leaving me to die in a dark alley I have never felt so alive.

Fifth harmony group chat part 1

CamilaCabello added LaurenJauregui to “bananas run the world”
CamilaCabello added DinahJane to “bananas run the world”
CamilaCabello added AllyBrooke to “bananas run the world”
CamilaCabello added NormaniKordei to “bananas run the world”

Camila : hey guys 😊

Normani : what is this

Dinah : wow what

Camila : yo I thought it would be cool if we had a group chat! :D

Ally : Mila we see each other like 24/7

Lauren : not on our vacation!!

Camila : ^^

Ally : fine

Normani : this doesn’t make sense lol , you can simply call if you miss us

Camila : yeah but it’s cool!!

Dinah: it’s not

Normani : ^^

Dinah : at least change the group name..

AllyBrooke changed to group name to
“God bless fifth harmony”

Normani: really ally??

Ally: yes!!!

Ally : amen

Dinah : wait let me choose

DinahJane changed the group name to
“Fifth suckers”

Dinah : THAT’S cool mila

Camila : it’s not !!

Lauren: ^^

Dinah : yo camren be quite

Lauren : oh my god annoying

Camila : lmao

Normani : oh hi lauren , since when are you alive again??

Lauren : shut up mani!!!

Ally : calm down people

Lauren : no just bc I’m not online 24/7 like you does NOT mean I’m dead …!!

Dinah: we’re just worried chill lolz

Normani : IT WAS JUST A JOKE OK

Lauren : not really funny

Camila : guys please no fight

Ally : please

LaurenJ. changed the group name to
“Pancakes”

Camila : LAUREN😍

Lauren : yes?

Camila : nothing ..

Dinah : LMAOOO OKAY

Ally : what?

Lauren :what?

Normani : what?

Dinah : HAHAGAHAGAHAAG

Camila : DINAH CAN YOU NOT

Lauren : oh shit

Ally : what?

Normani : what?

LaurenJ. Changed the group name to
“Asdhffjfklslaalaksjjshswisjwedjdn”

Normani : perfect!

Ally : same

*amount of time later*

Normani : yo mila could you add me to the admins ?

Camila : why?

Normani : just do it

Camila : nahh

Normani : god damn camila , DO IT

Normani : if you don’t do it I’ll leave

Camila : pff fine

*CamilaC. added NormaniK. to Admins*

Normani : lol thanks

*NormaniK. removed CamilaC. from chat*

Lauren : are you kidding

Normani : she should’ve done it when I told her

Lauren : she did!!

Ally : add her mani

Normani : no she’ll have to deal with it now

Lauren : rude

Normani : I’m not!

Lauren : yes you are!!

Ally : mani please

Normani : FINE.

*NormaniK. added CamilaC. to the chat*

Camila : YOU MUST BE KIDDING

Lauren : my words..

Normani : HAHAHA

Camila : fuck off mani , add me to the admins NOW

Normani : wait let me think of that ..

Camila : don’t you dare

Normani : nope!!

Ally : Mani ..

Camila : I MADE THIS GROUP SO ADD ME TO THE ADMINS AGAIN JESUS!!

Ally : HEY let jesus out of this!!

Normani : chill lmao

*camila c. left the group chat*

Normani : 😂😂😂😂

Lauren : why are you like this

Normani : like what

Lauren : like this!!

Dinah : wtf

Dinah : STOP SPAMMING GUYS I’m tryna speep!!!

Ally : what happen again

Ally : I only left my phone for 2 minutes

Lauren : NORMANI MADE CAMILA LEAVE THE CHAT

*Normani k. added Camila c.*

Camila : what!!?

Normani : chill omg

*Normani k. added Camila c. to admins*

Normani : happy now??

*Camila C. removed Normani K. from group chat*

Camila : yes.

— Others parts under my hashtag #Camrensflatline 😊
Tour// Youtuber!You/5H

Originally posted by skylineselfcontrol

Originally posted by lerncameela

Lol I couldn’t help but put that last one it is hilarious. 

“Well hello internet, welcome back to Sunday Fun Day,” you wave at the camera, sitting on your bed, “I know you’re all probably wondering why I’m on my bed and not in my office and the answer is…well I was just too lazy to leave my room!”

You shrug, grinning at the camera, “I’m filming this on a Saturday because by the time you see this, it will be Sunday but I’ll be too busy filming for my main channel to actually vlog. Things are about to get really crazy on that channel and I need to prepare everything in advance!”

You reach over and grab the black beanie sitting to your left with a grin, and put it on, “by the way, how cute is this fucking beanie? Lolo gave it to me yesterday before the girls left for tour,” you pout at the camera, “I miss them already!”

With a sigh you get back to the point of the video, “so, as you guys already know, my beautiful, talented, sexy, amazing…what was I talking about again,” you trail off, thinking about the girls.

“Oh, right! My girlfriends are starting girlfriend on Monday, and I’m gonna miss them so fucking much,” you sigh, before grinning again, “or, I would be missing them if I wasn’t going on tour with them! Soo…this is basically the big surprise I’ve been dying to tell you guys! My manager had to work a lot of stuff out, and then there was the whole travel situation and blah, blah, blah more adult stuff. But, everything was finalized last night, and I’ll be catching a flight Sunday morning to meet them.”

You bounce a little on the bed, your smile wide from happiness, “Just two more days and I get to cuddle with the hottest girls ever. It’s ok, you’re allowed to be jealous.”

You grab the camera and start walking from your bedroom, “in the meantime, I’m gonna be hanging with a few Youtuber friends that are in town so you should enjoy that at least. I know you’re all excited about seeing the girls and everything, so be sure to subscribe to my main channel and this channel for updates daily! Love you guys!”

You turn off the camera, and get put it in your office. After making sure you have everything set up for when people come over, you head upstairs to take a shower and get dressed. Since there was a chance you might be going out you decided on something casual but still pretty hot. You don’t usually dress to impress, but when you do, you go all out!

In the end you decided on a white crop top that showed off the abs you spent countless hours in the gym to get, low ride black skinny jeans that showed off the V-line that had people drooling over you with a black and red flannel tied around your waist and some black combat boots. For your hair, you decided to leave it long and wavy, not wanting to spend an hour straightening it. To finish off the whole look, you decided to wear a red snapback Dinah gave you for your birthday. Glancing at yourself in your full sized mirror you gave yourself a nod of approval.

It was still odd to think that before you met the girls you were so insecure about your looks. Everything changed whwn they came along, and now you know you look good, but you’re not cocky about it! You took a few selfies and picked the best one to post on Twitter.

@(Y/T/H): Baby I’m worth it
*insert selfie here*

Immediately people started retweeting and favoriting the picture, and you laughed when you saw that the girls had tweeted you about the picture.

@dinahjane97: DAAAAAMMMNNNNN @(Y/T/H) YOU LOOK HOT AS EFF

@NormaniKordei: That is so not fair @(Y/T/H)! Where was that outfit yesterday when you were with me?

@camilacabello97: Holy bananas! I call dibs on first kiss when @(Y/T/H) gets here!

@(Y/T/H): There’s plenty of me to go around babe.

You closed the twitter app, laughing to yourself as you heard the front door. Scooting along the wooden floors on you socks, you oppened the door to see your favorite person ever Jenna Marbles.

“Jensters! Catch me,” you yell, jumping into her arms with your legs wrapped around her waist.

Behind you, her boyfriend Juilen is filming you both with his phone, “see? Every time these two get together I know they’re having a love affair. They don’t even try to hide it!”

“You’re just jealous because I gave your girlfriend lady wood,” you grin at Juilen and stick your tongue out at his camera.

“It’s so true,” Jenna turns to face the camera, meaning that they can only see your back and ass as she holds you up, “I have the biggest boner right now. I mean look at dat ass!”

“It is a nice ass,” Juilen agrees with a shrug, as you finally get down.

“Ok, I’m done. Jenna’s dick was getting annoying while it poked me,” you winked at the camera, before grabbing your own.

“Ok guys so Jenna and Juilen are here, and as you can see, they are both already being idiots,” you turn the camera to show Jenna sitting on the couch with Juilen on his knees begging her for something.

“Please don’t do this Jenna! I know (Y/N) is the hottest person alive, but don’t leave me for her,” He begs, holding her foot.

“I’m sorry Juilen, but no one gets my dick harder than (Y/N),” Jenna says dramatically, “It’s not you, It’s my dick.”

“You said dick like a million times since you’ve been here,” you turn the camera back to yourself, “which by the way is about 3 minutes.”

“You know you like this girl,” Jenna said with a fake thug accent, puckering her lips.

“Um….so anyway,” you change the subject.

“OHHH REJECTED,” Juilen yells, “IN YO FACE JENNA!”

“I’m surrounded by fools,” I sigh, shaking my head.

You stopped filming for a while and soon after Lily Singh and Tyler Oakley showed up. You guys were all cuddled up on the couch, when Jenna decided it was a good idea to eat grapes out of your belly button after realizing it was the perfect size to hold a grape. Juilen took your camera and started filming you guys.

“So this is what happens when Youtubers get together,” he points the camera at you, “Jenna is eating grapes out of (Y/N) belly button and Lily and Tyler are feeding her grapes like she’s some Greek Goddes.”

“Don’t be jealous, Juilen, cuz I gets all the bitches!”

“You better not let your girlfriends hear you say that,” Tyler laughs, taking your grape and eating it.

“Pfft they know I’m joking,” you roll your eyes, going back to the movie.

A bit later, while everything had calmed down, you were all editing on your laptops and realized that you had enough footage left over to post this Vlog today and one for tomorrow and Monday. With a shrug, you finish editing and decide to post it tomorrow just in case you need the extra footage and went to sleep.

######

The next morning you woke to Jenna sitting on you, “wake the fuck up and look at this!”

“Fuck you,” you mumbled, rolling over.

“I’m serious, look at this puppy it’s so cute oh my god,” she shoved the phone in your face.

“Jenna, please get your phone out of my face it smells like vegan bacon and it’s making me sick,” you grumble, turning away.

“Don’t hate on the vegan bacon,” she sassed, before shaking you again, “come on, we already put your bags in the car. Don’t you wanna see your baes?”

“Yes,” you pout, opening your eyes to look at her, “carry me?”

“Uh, no! Hurry up,” she shoves you, getting up from the bed.

######

“Ok so I’m getting ready to head to the airport, and Jenna and Lily are gonna take me and then I’m letting them use my car and place while I’m gone,” you yawn, getting into the passenger seat.

“Hey guys,” Lily smiled from the back seat.

“I just texted the girls, and let them know I’m on the way,” you grin, “we’re gonna do a prank on Camila and tell her that my flight was delayed by 12 hours. I just texted her and she sent me crying banana emoji that I had no idea existed.”

“Girl, she gonna kill you,” Lily laughed, “film it!”

“Oh sure, I’ll totally film my girlfriend murdering me. Totally.”

“I’d watch it,” Jenna smirked.

“You would,” you glare at her, “anyway I’ll see you guys later, love you!”

######

“Boo!”

You felt Dinah jump into your arms, and you immediately held onto her before she fell, “hi, baby.”

“I missed you,” she grinned, pulling you in for a kiss.

“You saw her yesterday,” Lauren rolled her eyes, “now move so I can have my kiss.”

“Be nice,” you grinned, letting Dinah down so that you could give Lauren a kiss.

She wrapped her arms around your neck and pulled you down for a deep kiss. You groaned at the feel of her lips and pulled her body closer to yours. Before you could deepen the kiss, you felt something cold and wet being tossed on you. You pulled away with a gasp to see Ally flinging water on you from a bottle labeled ‘Holy Water’.

“In the name of The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit,” she yelled, “forgive them for their sins for they know not what they do, Jesus!”

“Ally what the fuck,” you ask, completely shocked.

“Dawg she got legit holy water,” Dinah laughed, pointing at Ally as Normani held her up.

“Sorry?”

Ally bit her lip, batting her eyelashes at you as she gave you her best puppy dog eyes. You groan, looking away from her stare as you attempted to remain even a little angry. You failed, of course. It’s Ally.

“I can’t believe you did that! I just got my hair done,” Lauren glared at her, and Ally hid behind Dinah, who was still laughing.

“Calm down, Lo. We’ll get her back later,” you promise, walking over to Normani and Dinah.

“Hey pretty girl,” you lean in and give Normani a kiss, and drop a quick one on Ally’s lips.

“Shit, I forgot to-”

“Guys, where did you all go- Baby?”

Everyone turns to see Camila enter the room, her eyes red and puffy, with the stuffed banana you gave her cuddled in her arms. Her eyes were wide as she realized that you were here, before she dropped the banana and jumped into your arms. She was more lightweight than Dinah, but the force of her slamming into you nearly made you fall.

“I missed you, I missed you, I missed you,” she mumbled over and over, placing kisses all over your face.

“Hey, I’m here now. I’m not going anywhere,” you give her a proper kiss, “why were you crying?”

“Because you said you weren’t gonna be here until basically tomorrow! You lied to me, you puta!”

She playfully smacked your arm, glaring at you. Behind you, you see Normani filming everything with her phone, which makes you smile. She knows that you like to vlog everything and you still haven’t taken your camera from it’s bag yet.

“I’m sorry, it was a prank! It was Dinah’s idea,” you blame everything on Dinah, who glares at you.

“Bitch what,” she glares, crossing her arms.

“Language!”

She turns her glare on to Ally, who is still hiding behind her. Ally offers her a sheepish grin, kissing her cheek in apology.

“You betta run, (Y/N),” Normani cautions, as she sees Dinah glaring at you with Camila.

You take off running down the hall, laughing as you hear them following behind you.

######

“(Y/N) what the hell is this?”

“Lauren, watch your mouth-” Ally walks into the living area of the hotel, before looking at her laptop, “what the hell is this?!”

“What are you,” you glance at the laptop and see a picture of you and Jenna in a very…compromising position, “oooh. That…”

“Oh that? What the fuck is this,” Lauren glares at you.

“It’s not what it looks like?”

“It looks like I’m gonna have to give Jenna a Poly Beatdown for putting her lips on my girl’s body,” Dinah comes into the room with a glare and her cellphone.

“She was just eating grapes out of my belly button,” you defend yourself, “ok that sounds bad.”

“Is that what you want,” Camila questions, coming into the room with Normani, “is it because she likes grapes? I can’t help my love for bananas, and I love you almost as much as I love bananas!”

“Mila, what…you know what, ignore her,” Normani give Camila an odd look, “I’m more worried about that bitch putting her lips on my boo.”

You look around, realizing you’re surrounded, “fuck.”

Smutty Emoji Prompts

Some of these are pretty NSFW, you’ve been warned.

👗 “You’re n-not, um, w-wearing anything under that, are you..?“

💃 “Wow, I didn’t realize you were that… Flexible.”

😏 “I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever even met that asshole.”

😐"Are you trying to turn me on right now or are you really just that oblivious?“

👄"You better shut that pretty little mouth before I put it to work, baby doll.”

😯"I wasn’t expecting it to be… THAT big.“

🖕"So what if I do wanna fuck you.”

🍬"You taste like fucking candy.“

🦄"I know they’re just stuffed animals but doesn’t it feel weird? It’s like they’re watching us.”

⛓"Are the chains meant for… Me?“

🚿"Baby, I know you’re not trying out the new shower head without me.”

😅"That’s probably the fastest I’ve ever done that.“

🌲"Please, remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?”

🎶"I think that’s the first time I’ve ever heard you moan… It was like a fucking melody.“

😳"I-I just, I wasn’t expecting that. But I liked it. A lot.”

🔊"I know for a fact that you can be a helluva lot louder than that.“

🤐"You make a sound and it’s game over baby.”

🐇"We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still so horny?!“

🤕"It was so worth the injury though!”

🐎"Saddle up baby girl.“

😉"Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lip? ‘Cause if you did we’re having sex. Right now.”

😠"Your ass is gonna be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.”

👀"You want to watch me do what again?“

👖"Baby, that was my favorite pair of pants and now you’ve ruined them!”

👔"The only reason I wore a tie is so that I can tie you up with it later on.“

🍦"Fuck, all I can think about right now is you licking my cock like it’s that ice cream cone.”

🍸"I can’t help it, martinis make me frisky.“

🎮"Just let me finish this level and I swear I’ll go down on you until you come at least 3 times.”

🚙"If I have to pull over, you won’t be able to walk for the next week.“

✈️"Are we really about to fuck in the bathroom of a plane with our parents just outside?”

⛺️ “Do you think they can hear us through the tent?” “Yes we can.”

🏥"Are you sure there’s enough room to do this in a hospital bed?“

💰"That much will get you more than just a lap dance sweetie.”

🎁"If you thought that was your birthday present, then you’re in for a treat.“

📑"Babe, I’m never gonna finish this work if you keep doing that.”

🇫🇷"You want me to speak French against that sweet pussy, baby?“

🛥"Probably gonna have a sunburn on my ass from us screwing in the boat.“

🍀"I have a feeling I’m gonna get lucky tonight.”

👙"I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one would even notice.“

💋"I love your fucking lips.”

💄"Baby girl, you know how I get whenever you wear that lipstick, are you trying to kill me?“

👠"Leave the heels on, baby. Just the heels, though.

👮"Isn’t this considered public indecency? We could get arrested!”

😛"Open wide for me, baby.“

👰"I don’t think we’re supposed to be fucking before the wedding.”