55 gallon drums

anonymous asked:

A 55 gallon drum of lube

•What’s your weirdest, most shameful kink?

my parents could access this blog without too much trouble (my dad loves to see what i draw),,, im not telling but honestly im a boring person

anonymous asked:

for all: a 55-gallon drum of lube (this should be fun.... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

Oh boy. Oh BOY…..!!
this was a mistake. we’re all too ashamed to admit this one I think??

- patrick


I mean I have a daddy kink so

- pete


nevermind I want a divorce

- patrick

anonymous asked:

A 55-gallon drum of lube: What’s your weirdest, most shameful kink?

i answered this previously, but i would hate for you to come all this way for an unsatiating response. 

one rather unorthodox thing i find particularly invigorating is a man in a hospital bed. not rotting of disease, mind you, merely incapacitated and healing. 

now, many of you may say this is bullshit. gellert grindelwald has zero tolerance for weak men. 

and you would be correct.

but vulnerable men. men in their hour of need, stripped of their dignity and forced to one location.

that i enjoy.

corgzi  asked:

Getting into her pants, politely; A 55-gallon drum of lube; A disappointing salad; Bees?

Getting into her pants, politely: How do you tend to flirt?

usually aggressively telling them nice things and how cute they are. and by slapping innuendo onto everything. im not a good flirt

A 55-gallon drum of lube: What’s your weirdest, most shameful kink?

aaaaaaaaaa,,,, uhm. breeding

A disappointing salad: What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever eaten?

i tried scallops before and that was possibly the grossest thing ever. the texture freaked me out

Bees?: Have you ever actually watched Bee Movie in its entirety?

nope

anonymous asked:

A 55 gallon drum of lube

A 55-gallon drum of lube:What’s your weirdest, most shameful kink?

probably either stomach bulges, mild cum inflation, or pregnancy/breeding.
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