all the sexy stuff with Alex for the ship thing
I’m just gonna do them all lmao
- Rate the Ship -
Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
- How long will they last? - Forever
- How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Pretty fast. You fell fast and hard for each other.
- How was their first kiss? - Soft.
- Who proposed? - He did. But it was more of a suggestion than him making a big deal of it.
- Who is the best man/men? - Scott and Hank
- Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Your best friend
- Who did the most planning? - You did
- Who stressed the most? - He did.
- How fancy was the ceremony? -
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
- Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Erik probably
- Who is on top? - He is on top 95% of the time
- Who is the one to instigate things? - You both do
- How healthy is their sex life? -
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
- How kinky are they? -
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 |
7 | 8| 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
- How long do they normally last? - He can last pretty long, around 20-30 minutes
- Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - He makes sure that you cum more
- How rough are they in bed? -
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 |
7 | 8 | 9| Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
- How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 |
8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
- How many children will they have naturally? - three. two boys and a girl
- How many children will they adopt? - They have an entire school of children that they practically adopt
- Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - You both try to split the work 50/50
- Who is the stricter parent? - He is but totally fails because his kids have him wrapped around his finger especially his little girl
- Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - You both do
- Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - You do
- Who is the more loved parent? - He is
- Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Neither of you lbr it isn’t your scene
- Who cried the most at graduation? - He did.
- Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - He is
and he definitely makes sure that they don’t tell their mother what happened
- Who does the most cooking? - You do
- Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Alex will eat anything, something he picked up from being in the Army
- Who does the grocery shopping? - You both do it. It’s more fun when he comes with
- How often do they bake desserts? - It’s a weekly thing. You all gather to make a cake or something
- Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Alex likes both lmao
- Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Alex will try to but he ends up burning the food
- Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Your sons
- Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Alex by a long shot
- Who cleans the room? - Alex does
- Who is really against chores? - Both of you
- Who cleans up after the pets? - You do
- Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Your kids
- Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither of you
- Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Your daughter
- Who takes the longer showers/baths? - You both take showers and baths together more often thank not and most of the time it leads to sex
- Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Alex
- How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Strictly on Halloween and Christmas
- What are their goals for the relationship? - Make each other happy and feel loved
- Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - You are
- Who plays the most pranks? - Alex and the kids