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anonymous asked:

all the sexy stuff with Alex for the ship thing

I’m just gonna do them all lmao

General:

  • Rate the Ship -  
    Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
  • How long will they last? - Forever
  • How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Pretty fast. You fell fast and hard for each other.
  • How was their first kiss? - Soft.

Wedding:

  • Who proposed? - He did. But it was more of a suggestion than him making a big deal of it.
  • Who is the best man/men? - Scott and Hank
  • Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Your best friend
  • Who did the most planning? - You did
  • Who stressed the most? - He did.
  • How fancy was the ceremony? -
    Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
  • Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Erik probably

Sex:

  • Who is on top? - He is on top 95% of the time
  • Who is the one to instigate things? - You both do
  • How healthy is their sex life? -
    Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
  • How kinky are they? -
    Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
  • How long do they normally last? - He can last pretty long, around 20-30 minutes
  • Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - He makes sure that you cum more
  • How rough are they in bed? -
    Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
  • How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -
    No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

  • How many children will they have naturally? - three. two boys and a girl
  • How many children will they adopt? - They have an entire school of children that they practically adopt
  • Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - You both try to split the work 50/50
  • Who is the stricter parent? - He is but totally fails because his kids have him wrapped around his finger especially his little girl
  • Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - You both do
  • Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - You do
  • Who is the more loved parent? - He is
  • Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Neither of you lbr it isn’t your scene
  • Who cried the most at graduation? - He did.
  • Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - He is and he definitely makes sure that they don’t tell their mother what happened

Cooking:

  • Who does the most cooking? - You do
  • Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Alex will eat anything, something he picked up from being in the Army
  • Who does the grocery shopping? - You both do it. It’s more fun when he comes with
  • How often do they bake desserts? - It’s a weekly thing. You all gather to make a cake or something
  • Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Alex likes both lmao
  • Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Alex will try to but he ends up burning the food
  • Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Your sons
  • Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Alex by a long shot

Chores:

  • Who cleans the room? - Alex does
  • Who is really against chores? - Both of you
  • Who cleans up after the pets? - You do
  • Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Your kids
  • Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither of you
  • Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Your daughter

Misc:

  • Who takes the longer showers/baths? - You both take showers and baths together more often thank not and most of the time it leads to sex
  • Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Alex
  • How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Strictly on Halloween and Christmas
  • What are their goals for the relationship? - Make each other happy and feel loved 
  • Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - You are
  • Who plays the most pranks? - Alex and the kids

partyvan  asked:

*bangs on table* TSUKKI AND YAMS. TSUKKI AND YAMS. TSUKKI AND YAMS.

who cooks normally?: They both do. Tsukki likes to pan fry, Yamaguchi likes to bake.

how often do they fight?: Very rarely. If Yamaguchi wasn’t such an agreeable person he would probably call Tsukishima out more on his tendency of pretending he doesn’t care. They balance each other out, and speak their mind early when things confuse them.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Yamaguchi’s the type to text long paragraphs about what he’s doing or what his day has been like. Tsukishima’s the type to reply with single sentences, but reread Yam’s texts late at night and smile.

nicknames for each other?: Tsukki! 

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Bill split 50/50

who steals the covers at night?: Neither. But Yamaguchi tends to kick the covers off, or throw his legs out from under them.

what would they get each other for gifts?: Books, nice bags, scarfs, giftcards.

who remembers things?: They both remember, but Tsukishima will be the one to mention a reminder outloud.

who cusses more?: Tsukishima, in bed.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: They tend to hang back, and let the other pick themselves up first. There’s a lot of hidden pride between them.

who kissed who first?: Tsukishima, he was drunk as all hell and confused. 

who made the first move?: Yamaguchi, many, many months after said drunken make out.

who started the relationship?: Yamaguchi again, getting progressively more pissed off at how they were avoiding the …whatever! between them, ignoring the things that had happened, that were starting to stack up. He eventually confronts Tsukki.

emilianadarling  asked:

Chris/Ashley for the meme if it hasn't been asked yet? :)

Is the ship thing still going on? Chris/Ashley.

Who asks the other on dates: Since Chris is incapable of moving their relationship anywhere unless her life is at risk, Ashley has to take charge here.

Who is the bigger cuddler: Chris, actually. Ashley thinks it’s cute and might poke fun a bit, but he’ll get her back with one too many dad jokes later.

Who initiates holding hands more often: Ashley does. Chris always throws his arms around her, and she hooks their hands together with a little smile instead because she’s dating a dork.

Who remembers anniversaries: That would be Chris. He’s never been in a serious relationship before, they were all just those little awkward relationships like junior high kids have, and he expects it to be a way bigger deal than it is. Ashley probably catches him setting something up for her the night of and nearly dies laughing when he gets himself stuck tangled to like 15 balloons. (Josh insisted he needed a lot.) Chris-boo of course get’s super embarrassed and she gives him a little kiss to make it better. All is well.

Who is more possessive: Ashley. They missed out each other for so long, she likes to make it a point to keep Chris to herself.

Who gets more jealous: It wouldn’t be too hard to make Chris jealous, but Ashley typically tries to avoid that. He gets grumpy with whoever he’s jealous of and the usual dad jokes turn into weird, mumbled threats under his breath. If the person hears him, he’ll just give a stupid smile so they’ll think he’s joking.

Who is more protective: Did you play the game? Chris obviously, chick almost died like 4000x’s, he’s a little paranoid. Doesn’t mean she always puts up with it though. It gets a little… too much at times, but she knows he’s got her best interest at heart.

Who is more likely to cheat: I don’t know, Ashley?

Who initiates sexy times the most: Bom chicka wow wow, here comes Chris’ horrible attempts at seduction. Are they actually going to work though? Chances are 50/50

Who dislikes PDA the most: They’re pretty comfortable with the same level of PDA, but maybe sometimes Josh or Mike tease Chris about not being macho enough and “staking a claim”– “What are you doing, Cochise? Prime action opportunity, right there!” –and he promptly embarrasses himself a little after trying to follow through with whatever they were putting him up to.

Who kills the spider: Chris, but not because Ashley’s scared. She’s usually pretty indifferent to them being there. He just can’t stand it.

Who asks the the other to marry them: Chris probably has some big night planned and he’s super ready for this, y’know? He’s pumped because he’s been planning this thing for weeks. But, he gets down on one knee, he’s got the ring out, and he’s flustered, to say the least. He babbles on forever and ever before eventually trying to just excuse himself altogether. Ashley just smiles and takes the box and slips the damn thing on her own finger. “Do you want to marry me?” She asks.

Who buys the other flowers or gifts: Ashley buys Chris a nerdy little trinket every now and then, but he does it more often. In a romantic sense, at least.

Who would bring up possibly having kids: Ashley did way before they were actually ready. She just said something like “When we have kids one day…”, and Chris about died because she was actually planning on having a baby with him sooner or later!

Who is more nervous to meet the parents: Ooooh, Chris my boy. Thou art so awkward sometimes.

Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: That would be Ashley sending Chris packing, of course.

Who tries to make up first after arguments: Chris usually tries to, but Ashley generally comes around at the same time so it just ends with them apologizing directly over each other’s apology.

Who tells the other they love them more often: Chris. He’s way too eager to say it, now that he finally figured out how to.


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