“Max, look, I wanted to kiss you. I want to kiss you. I just didn’t want to be the guy who did it when he’s with someone else. Look, Max, I didn’t know you were going to come into my life. I didn’t know I’d have these feelings for you. But all the sudden it’s Max all the time in my head.”
Shoshanna: I knew it. You hate virgins. You totally hate virgins. You totally lied to me. You hate me. You hate me so much. You totally lied about liking me. You don’t like me at all. Ray: No. No. Shh shh shh. It’s not that at all. Okay, it’s not that. It’s just. It just occurred to me. You know, that you’ve never done it before. And thusly I am teaching you how it’s done. And you know, that’s a lot of power. Which I don’t know if I deserve. Shoshanna: …okay. Ray: But I probably do.