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  • Shiro: I can’t keep doing this. I’m not your mom!
  • Pidge: well…
  • Keith: You do exhibit rather…motherly behavior, Shiro…
  • Pidge: Yeah, I mean my parents live in Bermuda, and Lance’s parents died in that train accident.
  • Lance: Trains are fast.
  • Pidge: So you’re like our mom. Team Mom. Team Mom, Team Mom, Team Mom!
  • Shiro: I’m not the Team Mom-!
  • Everyone: Team Mom, Team Mom, Team Mom!
  • Shiro: Keith, why are you chanting?!
  • Keith: it’s a catchy chant…
  • Lance: ….Team M-!
  • Shiro: One more chant and no slushies after practice!

As much as I love “Exit, pursued by a bear,” I think it overshadows a few of Shakespeare’s other wonderfully weird stage directions. For example, Richard III features this peach of a stage direction before Richard receives Hastings’ severed head:

“Enter GLOUCESTER and BUCKINGHAM, in rotten armour, marvellous ill-favoured]”

Like, for a guy who seldom bothers who write stage directions, he takes the time to specify that not only is their armor rotten, they look bad in it.

I also like “He goeth down” from Romeo and Juliet.

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Throwback Thursdays:

Christian Dior Couture “May” dress, Spring/Summer 1953.

Batfamily as things my family has said

Barbara: “If you eat that piece of bacon I swear to god this friendship is over" 

Dick: *sneaks up on unsuspecting sibling* *randomly drops and crushes said sibling with all their weight* "HUMPBACK WHALE!!!" 

Jason: "Hey come here, I have to tell you a secret. Closer. Little closer.” *sticks tongue in their ear* 

Cass: “I’m sorry but I really don’t like you and I want you to stay outside of my house or maybe just be dead and burn in the darkest pits of hell please" 

Tim: *loses battery for the remote* "WHY WON’T GOD JUST FREAKING LET ME DIE I THINK I’VE EARNED IT BY NOW" 

Stephanie: *accidentally sets fire to counter* "You know, maybe you shouldn’t play with fire anymore” “Yeah, maybe-” *lights match* “-but not today" 

Damian: "You know once a kid dared me to stick up the middle finger in kindergarten and I did and the second I did it he called the teacher and she made me sit out recess that day and this is why I have trust issues" 

Alfred: *banging pots and pans* "GET THE FRICK DOWNSTAIRS YOU PEASANTS I MADE CUPCAKES AND NEED VALIDATION ON MY BAKING ABILITIES" 

Bruce: "hOw DaRe YoU dIsReSpEct mE!!! i aM tHe KiNg Of tHiS LiViNg RoOm!!!"