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pungoescheer

 asked 

paperseverywhere

:

What sort of train wreck would Reverse Petstuck Jade and Karkat be like

Anonymous asked paperseverywhere:

Reverse petstuck with Jade and Karkat? I can’t decide whether she would be the only thing that could calm him down, or totally give him an aneurysm.

I know that you’re expecting something crazy but I saw this post on my Dash and I couldn’t help it. ;u; 

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]


[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]


[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]


[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]


[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]


[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]


[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]

“WHY THE *&%# WOULD I DO THAT SHE’S ALREADY ASLEEP”


[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]


[SLAMS THE DOOR]