the signs as 50 cent approved birthday celebrations

(highly specific signs turns 1 today, thank you for indulging me for a whole year!)

Party like it’s your birthday: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Libra
Sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday: Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces
Don’t give a fuck, it’s not your birthday: Virgo, Leo, Sagittarius, Capricorn

andromath  asked:

HNAH headcanon: Several years later Peter does a press tour (movie about his life?). Only, he is ill prepared for Graham Norton ('s alcohol). 50 Cent is on the coach and they are asking about him being shot 9 times, and Peter ends up saying "knows what that is like". It just slipped out! But he has to tell an (edited) story about how on a mission he got shot 10 times and dug the fragments out with tweezers. Everyone is horrified and Peter just shrugs and says he was 12 it was a long time ago.

Peter, Tony and Pepper wouldn’t let a Peter Stark movie get off the ground. Maybe a documentary, though. Alternatively, he’s just graduated university and the world is emotionally attached to him so he does interviews to keep them happy. Also, Peter wouldn’t have survived that at 12, before the spider. But anyway:

Okay, Peter hadn’t meant for it to come out, but a) he doesn’t really hold his alcohol well (that’s a bald faced lie, his spider powers make it incredibly difficult to get drunk, so he pre-gamed a lot to even get tipsy) and b) he’s overly used to being casual about his HYDRA days.

The world had found out about Peter being more than a prisoner to the terrorist organisation a few years before, and while it had taken some time for them to get over it, the world eventually had. Still, he never talked about his time there, and the press had stopped asking. The public speculated he was just a regular agent working in the tech and science departments and Peter was happy to let that lie continue.

But then Graham Norton happened. Peter loved the guy, honestly. He always watched the UK’s showing of Eurovision (which Ned had got him hooked on) and Norton was the best commentator he could ask for.

So when 50 Cent said, “Yeah, you know, being shot nine times – it hurts,” with a laugh, Peter forgot to stop himself from agreeing.

“Oh, yeah, I know what that’s like.”

Graham raised an eyebrow. “You’ve been shot at, Peter?”

“But you’re so small,” 50 Cent (Peter was unsure if he was supposed to call him his real name, Curtis, or not, so he stuck with the stage name) said with a frown. “Who’d want to hurt someone with that kind of baby face?”

For a moment, Peter hesitated, mentally picturing the conniption Pepper was probably having backstage. Then he shrugged and resigned himself to it. “Okay, picture this: you’re on a mission in Southern Latvia and there’s eighteen enemies, only three guys left alive on your side, and a dog that might just have rabies.” The room was filled with both blank and shocked looks as Peter described (as vaguely as he could) taking down all eighteen guys and then carrying the two injured men from his unit back to safety.

“And you got shot,” Graham said, deadpan.

“Yeah, ten times,” Peter replied. “Or – I mean, nine and a half. One of the bullets just scraped through my arm, no biggie.”

“No biggie,” 50 Cent said, like he was either about to collapse or fall apart laughing.

“Yeah, I mean, I dug most of the fragments out with tweezers on the ride back to base. They gave me a two week vacation for saving those guys’ lives, though.”

Graham takes a long, deep swig of his drink, the audience laughing. “How Tony Stark is not grey I will never know.”

“He dyes his hair,” Peter replied without hesitation, smiling at the audience’s laughter. “But, anyway, I was like, 14. That was a long time ago.”

50 Cent proceeded to choke on his drink and Peter slapped his back until he seemed like he was breathing again. “And you, uh, you did that sort of thing a lot?” he asked Peter, blinking through the pain.

Peter shrugged. “Not all the time. Sometimes we abducted foreign royalty – that’s a totally different ballpark.”

hydra’s not a home | buy me a coffee

JustHad to cancel DJ Khaled, boy, we ain’t speakin’ / Ain’t no fat ni**a tellin’ me what he ain’t eatin’“

Originally posted by justalittletumblweed

“use to fuck with young thug, I ain’t addressing the shit. caught em in my dressing room stealing dresses and shit”

Originally posted by pjgangstress

“drake worth a hundred milli, always buying me shit, but I don’t know if the p*ssy wet or if he cryin & shit.”

Originally posted by empirefoxtv

meek still be in my DMs, I be having to duck him

I used to pray for times like this Face ass when I f*ck him”

Originally posted by toopunk2care

“I tried to f**k 50 for a powerful hour, but all that ni**a wanna do is talk ‘Power’ for hours”

Originally posted by giffyndor-blog

Barbie dreams came for all the rap bitches 😭😭😭

2003 Playlist
  1. Lil Mo - 4Ever
  2. 50 Cent - 21 Questions
  3. Jennifer Lopez/LL Cool J - All I Have
  4. Beyonce - Baby Boy
  5. B2K - Badaboom
  6. Beyonce - Crazy In Love
  7. Pharrell - Frontin
  8. Sean Paul - Get Busy 
  9. B2K - Girlfriend
  10. Missy Elliott - Gossip Folks
  11. Chingy/Snoop Dogg/Ludacris - Holidae In
  12. R.Kelly - Ignition (Remix)
  13. 50 Cent - In Da Club
  14. Da Brat - In Love Wit Chu
  15. Ginuwine - In Those Jeans
  16. Beyonce - Me, Myself & I
  17. Ja Rule/Ashanti - Mesmerized
  18. Bow Wow - My Baby
  19. Mya - My Love Is Like Woah
  20. Wayne Wonder - No Letting Go
  21. LL Cool J/Amerie - Paradise
  22. 50 Cent - P.I.M.P
  23. Ashanti - Rain On Me
  24. Chingy - Right Thurr
  25. Ashanti - Rock Wit U (Awww Baby)
  26. Nelly/P. Diddy/Murphy Lee - Shake Ya Tailfeather
  27. Monica - So Gone
  28. Marques Houston - That Girl
  29. Lil Kim - The Jump Off
  30. Alicia Keys - You Don’t Know My Name

My top 30 songs from 2003. Please feel free to reblog and add your favorite songs if not listed. Songs are clickable - Enjoy!