50 quotes

  • Otogiri: Wow, that was much more embarrassing.
  • Berukia: Yeah, like "Sakuya's 15th birthday" embarrassing?
  • Sakuya: You invited a party clown! I'm afraid of party clowns!
  • Tsubaki: That was not a clown, that was my Juggalo friend. But your fear was warranted, he's the one that set the piñata on fire...
  • Amethyst: [to Steven and Lion] Alright, Shaggy and Scooby, you take the sinks, I’ll check the cabinets, and, Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge.
  • Pearl: What?! Why do I get this… dubious looking device?!
  • Amethyst: Because only Velma would say ‘dubious device’. Velma gets the spooky fridge.
  • Connie: Who does that make you, Amethyst? Fred?
  • Amethyst: Bitch, I’m Daphne.
  • Chaeyeon: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!
  • Sejeong: You say "you people" like you're not part of the family. I've got news for you, Chaeyeon. You're already on the Christmas card.
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Dear Merlin, I am telling you now, because I’m afraid that it might be too late one day if I don’t: This was the most fun I’ve ever had. You’re next to me in my life. You’re the best person in the world, and I wouldn’t change a thing. Please remember me, even when I’m not there anymore one day to pick on you, and laugh at you, and call you names. You said I made you feel special. Well, you are special. And I would spend centuries with you if I could. I fear that the universe would rip in half if we went further apart than this, but I don’t think we have a choice. It’s not fair, but none of it ever was. Whatever the future holds, though, I don’t want you to change. I want you to always be you. Let’s make it the best life we can. Love, Arthur. 

  • Shiro: I can’t keep doing this. I’m not your mom!
  • Pidge: well…
  • Keith: You do exhibit rather…motherly behavior, Shiro…
  • Pidge: Yeah, I mean my parents live in Bermuda, and Lance’s parents died in that train accident.
  • Lance: Trains are fast.
  • Pidge: So you’re like our mom. Team Mom. Team Mom, Team Mom, Team Mom!
  • Shiro: I’m not the Team Mom-!
  • Everyone: Team Mom, Team Mom, Team Mom!
  • Shiro: Keith, why are you chanting?!
  • Keith: it’s a catchy chant…
  • Lance: ….Team M-!
  • Shiro: One more chant and no slushies after practice!

“Am I in love? Absolutely. I’m in love with ancient philosophers, foreign painters, classic authors, and musicians who have died long ago. I’m a passionate lover. I fawn over these people. I have given them my heart and my soul. The trouble is, I’m unable to love anyone tangible. I have sacrificed a physical bond, for a metaphysical relationship. I am the ultimate idealistic lover.” – James Dean