“Am I in love? Absolutely. I’m in love with ancient philosophers, foreign painters, classic authors, and musicians who have died long ago. I’m a passionate lover. I fawn over these people. I have given them my heart and my soul. The trouble is, I’m unable to love anyone tangible. I have sacrificed a physical bond, for a metaphysical relationship. I am the ultimate idealistic lover.” – James Dean  


Dear Merlin, I am telling you now, because I’m afraid that it might be too late one day if I don’t: This was the most fun I’ve ever had. You’re next to me in my life. You’re the best person in the world, and I wouldn’t change a thing. Please remember me, even when I’m not there anymore one day to pick on you, and laugh at you, and call you names. You said I made you feel special. Well, you are special. And I would spend centuries with you if I could. I fear that the universe would rip in half if we went further apart than this, but I don’t think we have a choice. It’s not fair, but none of it ever was. Whatever the future holds, though, I don’t want you to change. I want you to always be you. Let’s make it the best life we can. Love, Arthur. 

  • Moo: I can’t keep doing this. I’m not your mom!
  • Delirious: Well…
  • Terroriser: You do exhibit rather motherly behavior, Brock.
  • Mini: Yeah, I mean, We all live away from our parents. So you’re like our mom. Mom friend. Mom friend, Mom friend, Mom friend!
  • Moo: I’m not the Mom friend
  • Everyone: Mom friend, mom friend, mom friend
  • Moo: Vanoss, why are you chanting?!
  • Vanoss: It’s a catchy chant.