50 favorite songs

Presenting: Scorpius…the rapper. (I’m so sorry - I don’t know what any of this is.)

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-Yes, that’s supposed to be the Time-Turner on his chain. Gleams like gold, just the way the Malfoys like it. True, only the adults use this one in Cursed Child, but let’s just ignore that, okay?

-So I like to think Scorpius’s propensity for singing + killer pun game + tendency toward wordiness in general = rapper potential.


-But you can’t deny that the boy who gave us “engorgimpressed” and “it’s time that time-turning became a thing of the past” wouldn’t be able to spit some clever rhymes. Plus he genuinely sings nearly every other line in the play so he’s clearly musically inclined.

-The biggest challenge he faces is choosing a rapper name to use during the one (1) week (albeit the longest week of poor Albus’s life) that he spends fixating on this potential career path. There are simply too many to choose from. I mean…

(Btw, Albus is normal, Scorpius is italics.)

-“Scorpius the Dreadless”

-“Malfoy the Unanxious”

-“Scorpion King”

-“Son of the Dark Lord” “Do you really want more people to call you that?” “I thought maybe I should just embrace it…”

-“Pepper Imp” “Scorpius, no, you can’t call yourself that.” “But there’s a Muggle rapper named after a Muggle candy! Have you ever tried Muggle candy? It’s fan-taaastic!”

-“$corpiu$” “We’re supposed to be English, remember?” “Oh, right…”

-“MC Awkward” (I shit you not, I took a rapper name quiz as Scorpius and this is what it came up with for him.)

-“Floorpius. It’ll make more sense when I’m famous for my breakdancing. I’m playing the long game, Albus.” “Please…no more-pius.” (Credit to @ohscorbus for coining “Floorpius.” Bless you for this gem.✨)

-“Hyper.i.on.am” “But you’ve changed it.” “So?” “So it’s technically not your middle name anymore.” “It’s close.” “It won’t make sense now, Scorpius.” “But I’m…so hyper…”

-“Master Malfoy…It’s what our House-elf calls me…”

-“Hyper Ion” “That’s not even clever.”

-“Lil Scorpy” “OKAY, ALBUS! THANK YOU FOR THE SUGGESTION.” “No, no, Scorpius, I was kidding - it was a joke!” “NOPE. I LIKE IT. CALL ME THAT.” “S-scorpius…p-please…I’m begging you…no.”

*12 hours later*

-“Scorpioncé” “Go to sleep, Scorpius.”

-He’s also definitely tried to commit the Twelve Uses of Dragon’s Blood to memory via rap. 

-And on one hand, I think Scorpius probably listens to songs and is entirely oblivious to any and all innuendo present, but on the other hand…engorgimpressed.

50 questions
  • 1. least favorite song?
  • 2. favorite type of dog?
  • 3. least favorite scent?
  • 4. mustard or mayonnaise?
  • 5. hotdogs or burgers?
  • 6. favorite type of melon?
  • 7. ever eaten playdough?
  • 8. what was one weird thing you ate as a kid?
  • 9. favorite number?
  • 10. favorite dwarf from snow white?
  • 11. what do you think is/would be the hardest language to learn?
  • 12. strangest word you can think of?
  • 13. four jobs you would never want?
  • 14. which color do you never wear?
  • 15. what's your least favorite thing to go shopping for?
  • 16. what's you favorite body part?
  • 17. any weird traditions in your family?
  • 18. what is your most irrational fear?
  • 19. favorite internet friend?
  • 20. dumbest movie you've ever seen?
  • 21. favorite season?
  • 22. worst grade you've ever gotten?
  • 23. What's your (full) name?
  • 24. highest floor you've ever been on?
  • 25. what's the longest you've gone without sleep?
  • 26. what did you want to be when you grew up?
  • 27. what's the longest you've ever grown your hair?
  • 28. favorite toast topping?
  • 29. most disgusting food combination?
  • 30. left or right handed?
  • 31. ever accidentally injured someone else?
  • 32. most embarrassing thing you've done/said when you were drunk?
  • 33. favorite foreign food?
  • 34. ever been banned from a public place?
  • 35. ever destroyed a library book?
  • 36. most money you've ever had in your bank account?
  • 37. most jumps on a pogo stick?
  • 38. favorite fastfood chain?
  • 39. favorite german/french/whatever term?
  • 40. are you a hat person?
  • 41. how much did you weigh at birth?
  • 42. least favorite boys name?
  • 43. least favorite girls name?
  • 44. favorite boys name?
  • 45. favorite girls name?
  • 46. do you know what bread pudding is? have you ever tried it? what's your opinion on it?
  • 47. if you could change your ethnicity/where you were born, what would you change it to?
  • 48. have you ever stolen anything?
  • 49. would you rather be cremated or buried?
  • 50. have you ever donated to a charity? if so, how much? what charity?
If you will read ALL THIS TEXT ( you really love Jungkook)

1. Jungkook real name is Jeon Jungkook

2. Jungkook Favorite number is 1

3. Jungkook favorite weather is a sunny weather with a cool breeze

4. Jungkook’s family is Dad, Mom, and Older brotherJungkook have older Brother, his name is Jung Hyun who will go to the Army (2014).

5. Jungkook blood type is A

6. In 7th grade Jungkook learned B-boying in a club with his some friends and Hyungs.

7. In 10 years Jungkook want to be an Owner of a duck meat restaurant or a Tattooist.

8. Jungkook went to the Mnet for Superstar K2 auditions and got casted by my current company’s staff. When he danced, Bang Sihyuk PD told him,“No emotion. No emotion while dancing.” So, he went to the U.S.A for dance training.

9. In USA, Jungkook learned Urban Style, Female Dancing Style, Powerful Dances, and many more from famous choreographers.

10. JK Favorite color is Red, Black, and White. He think express color of Hip Hop is Black and Red.

11. Jungkook Ideal Type is Someone who’s at least 168 cm but smaller than him, a good wife, good at cooking, smart, has pretty legs & she nice.

12. Q) Jungkook, I heard that you got casted while auditioning for Superstar K3.

– Jungkook, “In 7th grade, I had dreams of becoming a singer after listening to G-Dragon sunbaenim’s songs. Then in 8th grade, I got casted by Big Hit after leaving the Superstar K3 auditions and became a part of Bangtan.”

13. Q) I guess you won’t be able to go on Superstar K anymore since you got casted.

– Jungkook, “I got eliminated anyways.(laughs) Even if I hadpassed, I think I would have chosen Big Hit.”

– All, “Ooh~”

– Rap Monster, “Yeah, you can’t really say anything. You’ve debuted now. (laughs)”

14. Jungkook Favourite song is Zion T Feat Primary ‘See Through’.

15. Jungkook resolution in 2014 —> “In 2014, i want to upgrade my vocal power!”

16. Jungkook birthday is 1 September 1997.

17. Jungkook nicknames is Jeon Jungkookie (Suga calls him a lot), Golden Maknae, and Kookie.

18. Jeongguk about his Satoori, “It’s true that I’m unable to fix it, but it’s also that I’m not trying.”

19. Favourite food is bread, pizza, and anything with flour, pork soup rice, sashimi, sea eel.

20. Favourite item is Shoes, make up.

21. Jungkook is a Golden Maknae but he also like a Devil Maknae.

22. Jungkook habbits is sniffling (he has rhinitis), wriggling his fingers, stomp around.

23. Jungkook role model is G-Dragon.

24. Jungkook hometown is Busan.

25. Jungkook wants Japanesse fans called him Golden Maknae or Kkukie.

26. Artist or song that has influenced is Supreme Team, G-Dragon, and Macklemore.

27. Jungkook dream when he was younger is Badminton Player. In the 1st year of High School he listened to G-Dragon’s song and changed my dream to singer.

28. His motto —> (He searching it on his smartphone) “Living without passion is like being dead.” and “Rather be dead than cool.”

29. Because he didn’t satisfied with his voice when he sing alive, and he always to practice sing a song while he exercise her abs or run.

30. A happening that made he cry is because he sang badly one song and he cried in the practice room.

31. When he in trouble/worried, he will talk to Rap Monster. It because Rap Monster is the first one to notice when something happen to him and will give him advice.

32. Jungkook wants to go on trip with his lover someday.

33. All member said, Jungkook is the member of Bangtan who seems like he’d have a girlfriend older than him. And he admit it.

34. When he has a super power, he wants talking to the animal that live on earth.

35. Q) If you had a compare Jungkook to non human, what would they be?

– Jimin, “A dog without collar.”

– Suga, “A Dog.”

– J-Hope, “A Dog.”

– Rap Monster, “Chikorita (One of character in Pokemon). And maybe a fox that imitates a bear? He turns his head really fast and he’s trained in his conduct of life; on the other hand, he acts like he has no aegyo but, in fact, he’s as lively as a beagle dog and talks a lot.”

36. Jungkook mostly read book, mainly comic books. These days Jungkook reading a book called ‘1 cm’ from his fan and he read it when they don’t have schedules, before he sleeps

37. Jungkook really like to say annoying things a lot to the Hyungs.

38. About Jungkook.

– Suga, “Jungkook has a good memory so he can imitate us well. And i remember that when Jungkook first came, he was shorter than me. Seeing him grow taller makes me feel like i’ve raised him.””

– Jimin, “I’m 2 years older than him but he keeps making fun of me for my height.”

39. Jungkook height is about 3 cm taller than Jimin and he didn’t think he was growing.

40. Jungkook really like tease Jimin who older 2 years than him, especially about his height.

41. Jungkook has score 92 times on ‘Jump Rope Challenge MBC Music Show’.

42. Jungkook Ideal Date –> “I want walking along the beach in the night.”

43. He said about his image before debut is like a normal student who liked playing games and liked Hip Hop.

– Jungkook, “In order to become a trainee I came from Busan to Seoul but I was shy and couldn’t make friends, so I was kind of lonely…”

– Jungkook, “When i was younger, i played on the computer from morning until night. I was a bit more hardcore than other kids. I used my parents money to pay for games. I liked really long, single player games.” -Mnet JJANG #63-

44. When Jungkook was a child, he interested a lot in arts.

45. Jungkook, “Bangtan is my life!”

46. Something he really wants to accomplish is Composing. He study it really hard because he wants to be a musician who writes briliant lyrics like his hyungs.

47. His favourite times of the day is resting time, free time, eating time.

48. Things that he wants to steal from other members is Rap Monster’s knowledge, Suga’s diverse knowledge, J-Hope’s positive mind, Jimin’s persistence and his effort, V’s natural talent, and Jin’s wide shoulders.

49. Something he is addicted to these days is music. He has his earphones on all day and listen to music. And he think he’ll be like this forever.

50. Jungkook Favorite Song in 2nd mini album Skool Luv Affair is BTS Cypher PT.2: Triptych

51. He feels he isn’t good about acting in front of the camera.

52. Q) Which outfit concept do u like in the Simulation Love Game? [Kstar Wonderland]

– Jungkook, “I haven’t wearing all costumes yet, but a suit style is chic and good, right?”

53. Q) Do you have any expression that hard to try to shoot? Please explain it. [Kstar Wonderland]

– Jungkook : Such a surprised and pained ekspression.

54 . Jungkook choose IU if he wants invite make duet because IU have a great Voice he like’s IU Voice. [Park Seo Hyun ‘Love Game’ Radio]

55. Jungkook started learning to Play Guitar after seeing Justin Bieber. It’s because he can sing, play the drums and guitar.

56. When Jungkook visit in China, he wants to eat Peking Duck and visit Great Wall of China.

57. Jungkook winning Pushing Game as a tough guy at MTV The Show. In the final, he battle with V with just one attack.

58. Rap Monster imagined When God Made Jungkook?

Rap Monster : “Adding a bit of dance skill. Since he’s a singer, so some vocal as well. Also we’ve to add plentiful of handsomeness. Now, a fair balance, with the other member, i couldn’t add, couldn’t balanced them up! “

59. About cross-dressing, Jungkook thinks his Hyungs really gave off a girly feel. They were sexy.

59. Jungkook and Suga sharing underware often. At Mnet JJang #63, when Suga said he got a lot more underware present from fans, but he realized his underware was disappear. And at the moment, Jungkook admit that he wearing them. (I think Jungkook was revenge).

60. Jungkook is the member whose bed is dirtiest than other members. Rap Monster said Jungkook takes up the most space and his the King. -Mnet Jjang #63-

Jungkook, “I only have the one bed. So i have to put all my stuff around it.”

61. Jungkook did cute version of Boy In Luv (His part). – Mnet MCD Backstage Japan 140404-

62. Jungkook being a Showchampion Writer for ‘One Day Show Champion Mission’. -Show Champion 140416-

63. Jungkook can drawing Bang Shi Hyuk with just 3 strokes. -MTV Show Behind 140425-

64. Jungkook loves palying Games, games is cheers him a lot. If get a day off, Jungkook wants to play games. So, J-Hope comment it’s typical answer from a 17 years old. -MCD Backstage 140425-

65. Jungkook really like to lift up other members.

66. Jungkook failed to show strength physical. He push up with Park Ji Young on his back but he can’t do it. So, his head hit the floor and he was very embarashed.

67. Jungkook has a Maltese and his name is 구름 (Cloud) and he said he misses him a lot. Jungkook said, his parents are always out working and his older brother is at the Army so Cloud is always alone all the time.

68. Jungkook doesn’t like bugs, but he likes cool bugs like (stag) beetles. He used to have a stage beetle when he was younger, but he didn’t take care of it well, so it died.

68. Jeongguk caught about 3~4 crawfish during the summer and raised them, but he accidentally left them (the crawfish) out in the sun for too long so they turned red and died. About his crawfish, he didn’t even get to name them, so he was really upset.

69. Jungkook jokingly asked the hyungs if he could raise a dog in the dorms but they said NO. (I think other members doubt if his pet will long alive).

70. About school subjects, Jungkook dislike everything except Physical Education, Art, and Music Class.

71. Jungkook likes Physical Education the most when he play Dodgeball or Badminton.

72. For Jungkook, Earth Science is too difficult and that’s why he’s already given up on it.

73. Jungkook, “Last year I only practiced because I had to, but now I do it on my own.”

74. Jungkook said he usually doesn’t exercise a lot but started working out after seeing Taeyang and Jay Park.

75. He believe you have to work out scientifically. He is about 65 kg so he lift 6kgs dumbbells.

76. Jungkook, “I suddenly have a lot of wrinkles near my eyes… Maybe it’s because I smile a lot?”

77. Jungkook good at drawing. Everyone in Jungkook’s family is good at drawing, so since he was little, he followed and drew too.

78. Sometimes, Jungkook will feel uncomfortable if he drawing the members’ faces. But he think it was the easiest to draw Rap Monster when he wore sunglasses and had wavy hair in the past.

79. Suga about Jungkook entering High School, “Jeongguk was the most handsome one there.”

80. V about Jungkook entering High School, “It’s not that the other students were ugly, but JK was most noticeable because he’s tall.”

81. Jungkook’s team goals, “Getting No.1 through our music.” (Profile written by Jungkook)

82. Jungkook’s words to BTS, “I’ll work hard.” (Profile written by Jungkook)

83. Jungkook’s Greeting: ”Hello. I’m BTS’ Jeongguk.” (Profile written by Jungkook)

84. In charge of : Vocals, maknae, dancing. (Profile written by Jungkook)

85. Favorite Nickname : Jeonjeonggukie. (Profile written by Jungkook)

86. Body size : 178 cm, 69 kg. (Profile written by Jungkook)

87. Hobby : Scribbling drawings, playing guitar, watching movies and animations (Bad Country) (Profile written by Jungkook)

88. Charm point : Thighs, lips. (Profile written by Jungkook)

89. Things he like (3 things) : Exercising, tasty things, just standing there without a thought, being alone. (Profile written by Jungkook)

90. Things he dislike (3 things) : Tasteless things, bugs, getting hurt, studying. (Profile written by Jungkook)

91. His biggest recent interest : Clothes, computer, shoes, games, tasty things, exercising, drawing, guitar. (Profile written by Jungkook)

92. The member who’s most similar to him : “V Hyung. He’s random, our comedic cords match well, and I think our personalities are similar.” (Profile written by Jungkook)

93. He is the best at at least this : Passion. (Profile written by Jungkook)

94. He will at least try to put an effort in this : “Things I’m doing now, and things I’ll have to do.” (Profile written by Jungkook)

95. His life’s best (voice) was IU voice. (1st IU, 2nd Sweden Laundry, 3rd J.Rabbit) (Profile written by Jungkook)

96. A song he want to recommend to you : Sweden Laundry – ‘Voice’ (he like sad songs). (Profile written by Jungkook)

97. What you think about when you can’t sleep : “Thoughts lying on top of a river at night where there’s no one, the moon is up, and cherry blossoms are flying in the air.” (Profile written by Jungkook)

98. Your representative pictures and videos : “My girl group dancing video at Weekly Idols, N.O jacket picture.” (Profile written by Jungkook)

99. The ranking in BTS that he write: “Rap hyung – Jin hyung – Suga hyung – Hope hyung – Jim hyung – V hyung – Jeongguk.” (Profile written by Jungkook)

100. He thinks his looks ranks (0.01) out of 100.” (Profile written by Jungkook)

101. The place you have the most confidence in on your body? : Thighs, lips. (Profile written by Jungkook)

102. Let’s praise yourself : “You’re good at anything that has to do with the body as long as you learn, and you overflow in passion.” (Profile written by Jungkook)

103. His goal : “I want to sing well to the point where people’s mouths would drop and I want to become smart.” (Profile written by Jungkook)

104. His personality as viewed by other members.

– Jin, “Although he seems like a danhobak (T/N: danhobak is pumpkin, but the danho here is used as wordplay for 단호하다/danhohada which means stern), to me it seems like a concept. He’s quite bad at refusing requests.”

– Rap Monster, “Individualistic, doesn’t share clothes. Washes his clothes separately. A slight timid-ness that’s like a maknae. Although he wants to seem manly, he’s actually a cutie. Although his passion overflows, it doesn’t go on long. Puberty, rebellious, but it seems cute.”

– J-Hope danjeon hope!! Hoo~ (T/N: it sounds similar to danjeon hoheup which is breathing), “He maknae who talks backs a lot and doesn’t listen. Although his personality is quite kind… I also have no answer for his personality”

– V, “Truthfully, he’s the same as me. I have no answer.”

– Suga, “Because he’s the youngest, he’s still immature. However, he clearly shows what he likes and what he dislikes.”

– Jimin, “He’s kind, innocent, and is bad at expressing his feelings. That’s why he’s cute. Jeonggukkie’s mine.”

105.Jeongguk personality, “Loud at times quiet at times, overflowing with passion, and I think he’s a bit dumb. There are many things he wants to do. Doesn’t like to lose and has a strong sense of pride. Truthfully, finds a lot of things tiresome.”

106. Message to Jungkook. (BTS RADIO FESTA 1st Anniversary)

– Dance Teacher,“You are my manager. Now and forever.”

– Manager, “Jungkook, please get up when i wake you up in the morning. Sometimes i even feel scared you don’t move at all like a stone statue. Also sleep in your bed.” (Rap Mon, “He was sleeping in jimin’s bed yesterday even. So, jimin had to sleep in the room.”)

– Suga, “Jungkook piles up everything on his bed. Theres no space for him.”

107. Jungkook About ‘Can you Turn Off your Phone’ Song in ‘Dark and Wild’ Album.
– Jungkook, “Rap Mon and i were trying to come up with new lyrics, but couldn’t. So we decided to call it a night. Rap Monster woke me up in the middle of the night because he came up with the idea for the lyrics. When he heard the locking and messaging sounds while fiddling with his smartphone. He said that we should record it right away, and that’s how we came up with the lyrics.”

108. Noisiest members Rank by Jin. [Arirang After School Club After Show 140827]
1st : V

2nd : Jungkook

3rd : Jimin

109. Adorable Jungkook hide in a box at Arirang After School (140827) setting place and he said no one will know him.

110. Jungkook did ‘Self PR Time mission’ at M!Countdown Begins (140918). He sing the fast version of his part in his song ‘Danger’.

111. Jungkook ideal type is a girl who wears a boxy, white button up. [Behind The Show 140928]
– Jungkook, “For me, i like it when a girl wears boxy, white button up! For me, i like a girl who wears boxy T-Shirts.”

112. Jungkook got highest record of Game shake the pedometer with 123 shakes (30 seconds) and Game flipping a thick book [M!Countdown Begins Fall’s Mini Sport Event (141002)].

113. Jungkook, “Looking back at my audition, i was shy and i had no self confidence. I couldn’t control my feelings properly. I had a chance to stay in the US for a month before the debut. So many things changed. I gained confidence. Also i was awakened to expressing my feelings or dancing.” [SKOOL LUV AFFAIR KEYWORD TALK]

114. Happiness for Jungkook is when he feels happy, he’s happy. [SKOOL LUV AFFAIR KEYWORD TALK]

115. Name 3 requirements for Jungkook happiness is Health, Love, and Honor. [SKOOL LUV AFFAIR KEYWORD TALK]

gayguysloveharry  asked:

top 5 songs?

jskhkjdhfs HONESTLY the hardest one first. ok i’m gonna try and mix it up, i’ll pick 5 songs from my playlist of my favorite 50 songs (yes i made a playlist with my top 50 songs):

  1. transatlanticism - death cab for cutie
  2. all falls down - kanye west
  3. archangel - burial
  4. something - julien baker
  5. i didn’t just come here to dance - carly rae jepsen

put “top 5″ anything in my ask box! 💌

cerberosthehellguard  asked:

42 45 50!

42. Your favorite “old” song (pre-90s)
Oh dear, I have A LOT OF “old” songs I really like. The last one I listened to was this one.

45. Your favorite Disney song
Well, there’s a certain winner for this one: here. It’s the English version, but the German is also really, REALLY good.

50. Free slot! Any song you want to share! 
First shuffle song: this one.

ask game here.

my favorite songs of 2014

1. Snow in Newark - Ryan Hemsworth

2. All Is Now Harmed - Ben Howard

3. Wish I Was Here - Cat Power & Coldplay

4. New Year’s Eve - Brooke Fraser

5. Cigarettes - Noah Gundersen

6. Wasteland - NEEDTOBREATHE

7. To Be Free - Matt Wertz

8. Every Breaking Wave - U2

9. The Troubles - U2

10. I Must Find You - Young Oceans

11. The World You Want - Switchfoot

12. Atonement - Anberlin

13. After The Scripture - Manchester Orchestra

14. Magic - Coldplay

15. Every Stone - Manchester Orchestra (HOPE)

16. Song for Someone - U2

17. Rollercoaster - Bleachers

18. Fake Roses - The Lone Bellow

19. Choose You - Manchester Orchestra (HOPE)

20. Feels Like Summer - Panama Wedding

21. First Defeat - Noah Gundersen

22. I Believe - Christina Perri

23. Antichrist - The 1975

24. Keep On Wanting - The Fray

25. Kids - Beach Slang

26. I Need You, I Love You, I Want You - Tenth Avenue North

27. Suffering - The War on Drugs

28. Just Kids - Mat Kearney

29. Out of the Woods - Taylor Swift

30. Woman - The 1975

31. Midnight - Coldplay

32. Arrows - Fences w/ Macklemore

33. Heavenly Father - Bon Iver

34. In Her Arms You Will Never Starve - Copeland

35. I Forget Where We Were - Ben Howard

36. Against the Voices - Switchfoot

37. New Histories - Brooke Fraser

38. Nara - alt-J

39. Disappearing - The War on Drugs

40. Until These Tears Are Gone - Young Oceans

41. Ordinary - Copeland

43. Love Alone Is Worth the Fight - Switchfoot

44. All This Could Be Yours - Cold War Kids

45. Possibility Days - Counting Crows

46. Always In My Head - Coldplay

47. Breaking Down - Lenachka

47. Disjointed - Copeland

48. Brutal Romance - Brooke Fraser

49. Liberty - Switchfoot

50. Ultraviolence - Lana Del Ray

Honorable Mention: Take Me to Church - Hozier (Great song but i’ve heard it way too many times)