This week on Team Stannis (my translation)
- Melisandre: Sacrifices must be made
- Stannis: We don't have Roberts bastard here
- Gendry: #still rowing
- Melisandre: No we have someone better
- Me: *processing*
- Melisandre: She has your blood
- Me: Aww hell no, anyone but her! Not Shireen she's too good, too pure. Not her you red bitch!
- Stannis: No. She's my daughter. Now fuck off
- Me: Fuck yeah you tell her Stannis!