*long, drawn out sigh* Okay, cosmere fandom, I give up. What the hell is up with these poems? Someone please explain the joke to me. I swear to Harmony, this fandom needs to start citing where their memes come from. Whenever you enter this fandom, you need to have a Meme Cited Page, MLA format or minus 5 points on your final grade.
This joke was brought to you in part by @skymarks