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Creepypasta #1042: If You See Two Kids On Highway 101, Don't Stop

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The 101 is just a trickle by the time it winds north of Forks. Much of it does not have cell coverage, and in the middle of the night, the darkness is so pervasive that it only steps back a little from the high-beams. Its seems darkest that most near mile post 199.

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Taillight reflectors shined through the rolling 2:00AM fog. A car was there, an old dusty 1980’s station wagon driven through the wider part of Hell. The windows were all dusted over despite a heavy downpour ten minutes ago. It appears it was in a crash that had forced the driver’s door open along with the hood. Standing by the car were two kids not more than ten, the boy in a yellow Hulkamanic! t-shirt and the girl in a pink pastel shirt and under jean overalls. The girl, maybe a bit older, waved to get my attention. I leaned over and rolled down the window just a crack. I learned the hard way to never trust strangers.

“Our car’s broken, mister” the girl said as her brother began to cry, “our parents were picked up by a hitchhiker and we haven’t seen them all day. You gotta help us, mister.”

“Hold on. First, what are your names?” The way their eyes gazed back at me reminded me of dead fish on the market. The son, crying moments before, now spoke boldly to me.

“Our parents are MISSING! You got to let us into your car!” There was an uneasy energy to the boy. He didn’t blink when you were speaking to him.

“I can stay here and watch over you.”

“Just let us into your car, PLEASE, mister,” the sister said as she tugged at the old-fashioned handle of my car. Both seemed seemed to wonder why the hell I wasn’t complying.

“There is no reason for anyone to enter or exit my car.” 

The son tried for the back door and would have pulled it open if I didn’t slam down the thumb lock. I did the same for the others. I have been in road jumps before; just because I saw two kids now could mean that others were hiding elsewhere, especially in the woods

The sister began to cry and pound on the window.

“You gotta let us in! We heard growling and we can’t shut our door after the crash! They’re bears! They’re gonna get in and eat us, you gotta let us in!”

“If there is a bear, I will handle it.” 

The boy yanked on the same back passenger side door.

“We haven’t eaten or drank anything all day!” I held up an evidence bag of cherry tomatoes and two bottles of distilled water. They just stared blankly at me, as if doing their best to hide their annoyance. “Are you allergic? Do you want just the water?” 

Nothing. I shifted gears. “Were you stranded all day?” No answer. “If you were, you would have been caught in that rain shower. Your vehicle is dusty. Where did you drive from?”

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GREAT ToS Pickup Lines

“Are you a witch, cuz you’re smokin’!”
“Vote me guilty for my love for you.”
“Are you a Serial Killer? Cuz you stole my heart!”
“Not even a Disguiser could replicate my love for you!”
“Are you an Arsonist? Cuz you light up my world!”
“I’m an Investigator, and need to do a thorough search.”
“If I was an Amnesiac, I’d make sure to remember you.”
“I revealed myself as Mayor… Now that’s 3 to 1 on if we should date. Where do you want to go?”
“Hypothetical situation: Your boyfriend and I were transported while you were going at it.”
“Like the Vigilante, I’d die for you.”
“I wouldn’t go on alert just in case I could see your face at night.”
“You must be the Medium, because you’ll always be my target.”
“You know… The Medium’s Curse can be lifted by a true love’s kiss!”
“My love for you is stronger than my hate for the Framer.”

anonymous asked:

List 5 cheesy pickup lines you have used and failed.

Pick-up lines? Oh, I definitely have some cheesy ones from a few college blunders. 

In no particular order:

1. Are you a keyboard? Because you look like my type.

2. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

3. You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart. 

4.  You must be the square root of two, ‘cause I feel irrational around you.

5.  You are my API; I want to know everything about you.

tagged by: @amongthcwreck

1) one celebrity you’d want to spend a whole day with? Ncrman Reedus.
2) one fictional character you’d want to meet? Rick Deckard tbh.
3) favorite movie of all time? THE MACHlNIST
4) one song you’ll never get tired of? ClRCADIAN RHYTHM by Silversun Pickups.
5) if you could go back in time what era would you go to? Post World War 2 era. Either the 40s or 50s.
6) which fictional world would you want to live in? Penny DreadfuI ofc
7) can you speak any other languages? Unfortunately, no. 
8) top five favorite actors? RusseIl Crowe, Christian BaIe, CiIlian Murphy, Eva Grcen and Kate WinsIet.
9) favorite show of all time? THE BORGlAS.
10) a crossover you’d love to see? I live for crossovers. Anything combining The WaIking Dead, Game cf Thrones, Penny DreadfuI, The Bcrgias and possibly Peaky BIinders then… yeah.

my questions!

1) What is your hidden talent?
2) Favorite poem?
3) First celebrity crush?
4) Do you play video games?
5) Sweet desserts or salty snacks?
6) What is your fashion sense?
7) What’s your biggest pet peeve?
8) What about biggest pet peeve in rp?
9) Name a canon character you wish to rp one day.
10) First fandom you rp'ed in on tumblr?

tagging: @ everyone!!

#5 Sweet Pickup Lines

Cameron :  If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

Nash :  There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

Jack G :  Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Jack J :  I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for purposes.

Hayes :  For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Aaron :  If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

Carter :  Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

Shawn :   If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Matt :  Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

Taylor :  Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

anonymous asked:

What would it be like to go clubbing with the members that are of age?

omg I’m laughing I would love to go clubbing with them all tbh imagine the chaos

S.Coups: ok he will try to enjoy himself but he will worry about his members so much bc they just won’t stop creating chaos wherever they go, so he will be that drunk friend that just takes care of everyone. Eventually he just can’t be bothered so he takes some shots and does some dad dancing on the dance floor

Jeonghan: ok ok so this boy knows how to party, and since he’s gorgeous u can bet the whole club will have their eyes on him. Somehow he manages to befriend everyone so u get a discount on the way in and so many people keep buying him drinks he just starts giving them out to the rest of his members. He will make sure u have a good time and somehow at 4 when u leave he still looks like he’s straight out of the salon

Joshua: he can’t handle alcohol at all omg, this boy is drunk after like 2 drinks and now he has more energy than a sugar high 5 year old. Bad pickup lines, dad jokes and bad dancing on the dance floor, but he’s hella cute and nice so he’s the life of the party

Jun: he came to pick up babes and that’s exactly what he does, not even a baby’s bottom is this smooth. Doesn’t matter that he had 5 shots of tequila, he works the dance floor and is a strong competitor for Jeonghan’s attention. U will most likely find him with his tounge down someone’s throat

Hoshi: omg this boy just won’t. stop. dancing. he’s going to be such a show off and he will love all the attention and compliments he gets. However being drunk he will stumble and make a lot of mistakes but his enthusiasm makes up for it (and since everyone else are drunk af as well no one really notices)

Woozi: the club is not quite his forte, but after a few drinks he loosens up and you might be able to drag him up on the dance floor a few times. But he prefers sitting in a booth somewhere talking to a few members and friends and just having a good time not thinking about work for once. He will definitely overshare during this time so make sure to ask him some really embarrassing stuff now bc 8/10 times he will answer

Wonwoo: bOI he is the cutest drunk, he stumbles around and won’t stop dancing and giggling. But he’s having so much fun and he will stay on the dance floor all night cheering on Hoshi and The8, he might join in himself but will be too embarrassed eventually. You two just end up dancing the night away, not thinking about anything except for how fun it is to scream your lungs out to the music and ugly dance with your best friends

DK: karaoke. no matter where you go, he will find a way to sing karaoke. They don’t have karaoke at the club you’re at? Now they do. He will do whatever it takes to sing and will somehow always end up next to the DJ singing his heart out along with the rest of the club. He’s off key, misses the high notes due to his burning throat but he’s so happy singing his favourite songs accompined by his members dancing

Mingyu: this dumb giant child tries to be as cool and suave as Jun but fail miserably. Luckily he’s handsome and most people end up thinking his stuttering or slurring of words is kind of cute, and his constant blush from the alcohol sure isn’t helping. Much like Jeonghan he looks gorgeous all night long and after a few hours on the dance floor and after some timid kisses with a few people you will probably find him seated next to Woozi.

The8: Much like Hoshi, he won’t leave the dance floor. In fact, they will most likely be doing some cool improvised routine together, or something they came up with during practices. Hoshi takes most of the attention due to him being more loud but he makes sure to get his own moments in the spotlight. He doesn’t drink all that much so he’s the one to take responsibility of you all once it’s time to drag your asses back home, and u better make sure u thank him for it

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