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When We Collide (Part 11)

Pairing: Assistant!Y/N/CEO!Luke

Rating: NC-17

Parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

Summary: He is the definition of high class smart ass, swimming in Dom Pierre Pérignon champagne and has never seen the shadow of poverty. She is underprivileged, lives in a messy dorm room on sale and struggles working as an assistant after being thrown out of college. But how will they collide when Luke makes Y/N pregnant after a drunkenly one night stand?

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”Okay so, how about this one?”

“Oh no, Holly no…. Too beige colored it makes your hips look bigger than necessary.” Luke replied with a glass of bobbly champagne in his hand, eyes scanning her body and his feet tapping against the marble floor to the beat of the background music.

You looked up from your papers with a huge sigh sincerely wishing that you could be anywhere else than stuck with those two in some kind of small expensive shop a few streets away from your office building.

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Class 1×2

Episode 2 everyone!!!I’m excited!!!Let’s begin!!!

1)Ram’s leg is AWESOME

2)Why did Ram looked like Captain America for a brief moment?

3)GIVE MY FIFTH SON A BREAK,COACH

4)Coach sucks

5)Ohhhh shower.Glee flashbacks

6)WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

7)Ew.Ew.Ew.Ew.Ew.Ew.Ew.Ew.Ew

8)WHO IS TAKING A SHOWER?!

9)Is the coach the bad guy?I really hope he is.I really hope he dies.I really really hope he dies.

10)It’s the coach.GUYS IT’S THE COACH

11) THEME SONG ROCKS

12)“The coach with the drafon tattoo” how original!

13)Bunghole…

14)I feel so bad about everyone

15)COACH YOU SUCK!My son deserves better

16)Ram be kinder to Charlie

17)Ram is going through a lot right now.I feel awful

18)Yeah coach Dawson he quit on you.

19)So.Much.Blood

20)No!Smoking is bad Ram!

21)Ram and the cleaning lady are awesome

22)WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

23)WHY DOES RAM ALWAYS FIND HIMSELF COVERED IN SOMEONE’S BLOOD?!

24)Why does Ram have all these horrible ideas?I don’t want to see him getting killed

25)If by the end of this episode,I still want to become a doctor,it is probably be meant to be

26)I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE RAM SMOKED

27)Yes,Tanya’s right!YOU’RE A HERO BEAN!!!

28)OH FUCK

29)A coach isn’t really a teacher

30)YOU ARE THE DISAPPOINTMENT!NOT MY SON!

31)“This is getting out of control"YA THINK?!

32)GO RAM GO

33)DAMN IT

34)Poor Ram :-(

35)I think I have started to like how sassy Miss Quill is

36)She’s awesome

37)Tanya :-( Give everyone here a hug!

38)Eye glaring between Paul and Miss Quill is hilarious

39)It’s so funny.She exploded

40)I like you too miss Quill!

41)FINALLY MY OTHER DAUGHTER AND OTHER SON

42)April and folk music

43)Charlie is such a smol innocent bean

44)Oh look!It’s Coach McIdiot

45)Oh my God the line appeared

46)OH MY GOD THE DRAGON MOVED

47)Anger is in Inside Out

48)Yes he is a dick

49)EW EW EW EW EW

50)I WILL PROTECT YOU ALL

51)Of course you’re in control…wait no

52)CHARLIE’S DRAWING SKILLS ARE UNDESCRIBABLE

53)Tanya is only 14 and she’s helping Ram so much,I mean I can’t believe how mature she is and she is pretty much doing a better job than a psychologist

54)Tanya can hack things?This is going to be Aos all over again,won’t it?

55)YES RAM REMEMBERED

56)“No Matteusz?“I’ve been asking the same thing for the entire episode

57)Quill has suddenly become my favourite person–

58)Wait what?!

59)WHY ARE THEY KISSING?!

60)WTF?!

61)WHY IS THIS MUSIC PLAYING?!

62)EXPOSING COACH

63)"I’ve got a plan"I’m scared.Ram never has a plan

64)RIP Glasses

65)WAIT HE WAS A ROBOT?!

66)"Do you want to be wrong or to be right?"This is a trick question,isn’t it?

67)"You’re not afraid”

These were my thoughts and I’m proud

68)Wait what do you mean by “I need to make it to attack you”?

69)Yes,I want to talk about miss Quill kissing a robot

70)THERE ARE TWO DRAGONS?!

71)IS THE COACH FOND OF BESTIALITY?!

72)Dragon blood sounds cool

73)Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

74)You definetly have it under control

75)YES QUILL SAVE THEM!!!

76)Leave the dragon alone EVIL COACH

77)YES DRAGON BOY LISTEN TO RAM AND KILL THE SON OF A BITCH

78)DIE COACH DIE

79)I can imagine a chair out of Coach in the Dragon’s lair and I love it XD

80)Ram you’re awesome!I want you to decorate my room!

81)Please don’t die.Please don’t die.Please don’t die.Please don’t die

82)YES KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH

83)MURDER HIM

84)SKIN HIM

85)We kill them if they are evil!

86)TEAM CLASS FTW

87)April is too precious

88)I want to know about the robot

89)Ram is having a death wish and I don’t like it

90)Tanya please slap some sense into him…or talk.I would prefer a slap but okay

91)April playing the violin is perfect

92)Wait,what’s with her dad?

93)YOU CAN DO IT RAM!I BELIEVE IN YOU!

94)Yes it is a physical thing!

95)Please don’t talk to your dad.He will freak out

96)He did talk to him

97)Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

98)Wow he was…calm about this.I personally would have freaked out.

99)HE DID IT!HE HIT THE BOTTLE!

100)Who are the Governors?Isn’t that in the Walking Dead?

101)The next episode will probably be  inspired by my Glee Fanfic Nine,won’t it?

102)TREES ARE ATTACKING

103)For a moment I thought it was the tentacle monster called Brendon Urie

104)A HALLUNICATION WITH TANYA’S DAD?!

105)What…the fuck….is going on?!

Mafia!Jungkoook

•so like he would be the hitmen and is like always on mission because he’s good at taking people out
•people are always surprised because
•'wtf is he gonna do, he’s like 5’
•then it’s like
•'ohhhh I take back everything I said’
•pretty great at his job if you forget about the first one he went on
•he mostly stays quiet if there’s a girl in the room cus he’s still a shy lil bean
•doesn’t like to fight girls but does it anyways
•as for visuals
•a white T-shirt, jeans and boots
•even tho Jin always complains about him wearing white t-shirts because blood stains are hard to get off
•Jungkook doesn’t listen tho and like
•boi get in here im about to beat your ass
•jk
•has a history of making victims let their guard down with his cute bunny smile
•that’s okay, at least you’ll die looking at his face
•how he got in the Mafia, no one really knows tbh
•I mean there’s a rumor he just showed up to Namjoon’s office and said ‘let me join’
•there’s another one
•someone said that he was Namjoon’s long lost brother or something and that’s why he’s in
•my personal favorite is how they said that he fell through the roof of the building and Namjoon was like ‘you’re in’
•not like it matters, everyone is just curious because he was there before a lot of people
•and everyone who was there before refuse to tell the story
•no one will ever give up on solving the mystery of Jeon Jungkook
•as for how he met you
•y'all have been homies since diapers
•legit you knew each other since you were born
•you knew everything about him
•or so you thought
•I mean you knew everything about his life except for the Mafia part
•so let’s say he started when he was like in his senior year or something
•you noticed he started being shady and you’re like
•'wtf is going on…’
•you let it go at first but then he started missing your guys Friday movie nights
•like ain’t nobody taking away your Kookie
•especially since it was his turn to pay for snacks
•so you confronted him about it one day
•'hey you with the face!’
•cue a shook Jungkook
•'where tf have you been going and leaving me to buy food for myself’
•'ummmmmmm’
•'I swear if you don’t give me a good reason, I’ll chop Mr.Snuggle’s tail’
•'okay okay okay pls don’t hurt Mr.Snuggles’
•’…’
•’…’
•'I’m waiting’
•'so like I got a job and that’s why I haven’t been around’
•I’ll bet you his hands are sweaty af when he was saying this
•you reluctantly let it go since it sounds legit
•technically he wasn’t lying
•he just didn’t go in specifics
•now time skip to when he actually showed up to one of the movie nights
•y'all were just lounging on the couch and watching Finding Nemo or something and he suddenly gets a text from Namjoon
•'you might want to run, I heard there were some guys in your area’
•Jungkook has an ‘oh shit’ moment and his eyes widened
•you were watching him and immediately knew something was wrong but didn’t know what
•'yo Kookie you okay dude’
•before he can answer someone knocked and the door
•here’s Kookie ‘oh shit’ moment number 2
•you’re still confused why Jungkook won’t let you go open the door
•you’re even more confused when he pulls you up and hid you in the closet
•'okay wtf is go-’
•before you could finish, he shut you up with a kiss and closed the door
•so you’re just standing in the dark and wondering what’s happening
•and of course blushing
•while outside Jungkook was busy beating up people and waiting for somebody to show up
•eventually Namjoon showed up and finished up the other guys
•Jin was there too in case someone got hurt
•and that was when he pulled you out of the closet and pulled you into a big hug
•you hugging Jungkook back until you noticed you had an audience
•'um hi?’
•'don’t worry they’re pretty harmless’
•sure they are
•and then Kookie finally explained everything to you The End

niallbay  asked:

just wondering, how many people get aphrodite on your quiz? i'm just curious since you said you had stats 😊

ohhhh about 5%? the most popular answers are athena, artemis, poseidon and apollo. Hades and Aphrodite come next :)

I don’t know why the New York Times felt it necessary to add Luke’s middle name, but I find it fucking hilarious

So I got called back for National Home Depot Commercial. :)

And I had an audition for a sweet role on Vampire Diaries.

That’s my news. More to follow

(Sean bows and exits stage right)

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after hanging out with your best friend’s friends, including your crush calun, you come home and find a note in your pocket with his number

request // masterlist

anonymous asked:

Top five moments in Carmilla?

Ohhhh boy…

5. Laura on the phone trying to get student services to help her find Betty was the moment I fell in love with her.  She was absolutely endearing with her flip phone and her intense mannerisms.  I was absolutely charmed.

4.  The reveal of Danny Lawrence as a girl in episode 7.  This was the moment when I realized that there would be actually girl/girl romance here.  When Laura gazed at Danny with obvious attraction I gasped into my hands because I knew that this was clearly supposed to be read as a crush in a yes homo I wanna kiss you on the mouth not just braid your hair kind of way.  Needless to say Sharon Belle was also easy on the eyes so that was great too.

3. The scene where Laura yelled at Carmilla and said they were over.  Maybe it’s because I’m a sucker for angst, but I loved how vulnerable Carmilla seemed and how betrayed Laura was.  They both were in the wrong but it was such a gray area and that just makes it that much more heart-breaking.  Especially the way Elise delivered that “go away Carmilla” line and Natasha’s face just fell.  Also don’t even get me started about how heart-breaking it must have been for Carmilla to essentially feel like she betrayed somebody that she loved. Again.

2. The entirety of episode 32.  For some reason this episode really struck a chord with me acting wise and dynamic wise.  Elise absolutely killed it as the Dean and the way Natasha and Elise played off the complex relationship between Carmilla and the Dean killed me.  I think I watched that episode at last five times after it first came out.  And lord do not get me started on the fragile way Carmilla shouted Laura and grabbed at her shoulders.  I’m a sucker for vulnerable Carm.

1. That kiss though.  Like I am gonna ignore plot points and witty lines and just put that kiss between Carmilla and Laura up on a silver platter and offer it up to the heavens.  Because I can count on my hand the amount of satisfying kisses between two girls that I have seen where the narrative really built up a nuanced relationship.  So the kiss was an excellent moment but it also was the perfect culmination of a great web series.

Snarky Recap - Thunderbirds Are Go: “Fireflash”

Reliving the good old days, now with 20% moar snark.

The airplanes of the (not so distant) future look like giant mechanic swallow’s tail. Also, not sure if that design is anywhere near as efficient as an actual swallow’s tail but hey, welcome to the wonderful world of cartoon physics.

Co-pilot: “What took you so long? We were about to leave without you.”

Captain Hanson: “Sorry, got a bit… tied up at the last moment.” 

I see what you did there. *squints* I know I’m supposed to dislike the Hood but that pun deserves a slow clap of approval.

Hello and welcome to another episode of Learn From My Flirting Fail.

“If you get scared you can hold my hand.” No comment.

Scott: “Don’t be in such a rush, Grandma Tracy baked you a cake.” And the topic of Grandma’s less than stellar cooking skills continues. Seriously, if you wanna permanently disable the Hood, just invite him over to Tracy Island for dinner.

John: “…there’s no indication it crashed, so no need to panic.

Scott:” Have you ever seen me panic, Thunderbird 5?”

OHHHH. OHHHHHH. OHHHHHHHHHHHH. Please, Scott, please. Also, Alan looking at Scott like “that’s my big brother and I’m so proud of him” and I just can’t because ugh adorbs.

Hawaiian surfer look and hot lumberjack. Whoever designed these civvie outfits deserves an award AND a prison sentence for unintentional assault on innocent ovaries.

Obligatory heroic pose is heroic and also I am trying ever so hard not to look at The Bulge but seriously, they aren’t exactly making it easy now are they. *shifty eyes*

Virgil: “He doesn’t exactly expect us to wait here, does he?” VIRGIL. VIRGIL PLEASE. That smirk. That eyebrow. *fans self*

The Hood: “A wise man once said that happiness consists not of having what you want, but wanting what you have. And I have the plane. Which makes me happy.” Seriously though, these kind of touché retorts aren’t helping. Must. Stop. Slow. Clapping.

The Hood: “Where is the saboteur trying to sabotage my sabotage?” SABOTAGECEPTION.

The Hood, while fighting Kayo in Fireflash’s cargo area: “Why does everyone else get to have the best toys?” Because Santa said so. Oh you boys and your toys.

BYE, LOSERS.

Kayo: “…I’m disabling autopilot and droppig down to subsonic speed.” And isn’t it mighty convenient that she knows how to pilot a technologically advanced plane like it’s child’s play. Well perhaps that’s why the Hood was so interested in Fireflash.

*David Attenborough voice over* “…and here we witness the mating dance of the Fireflash and the Thunderbird 1…”

Remember what you said about panicking, Scott? Because that sure looks like an “oh shit” face to me.

Scott: “…they’ll never get here in time.”

Virgil: “Actually, we left just after you.”

Me: *slow clap of approval* LIKE. A. BOSS.

The landing attempt. That music. Could it be? YES. YES IT IS. Let me show you the song of my people.

Gordon: “We’re not even sure if they can match your speed.”

Kayo: “Work on your confidence-building skills, boys.” Translation: stop whining and man up.

Obligatory emo moment is obligatory. Damn, Kayo, you gotta stop all that negative thinking. They’re International Rescue, if they can’t handle the situation, no one can. That wasn’t sarcasm. *pause* Honestly. 

Virgil being all badass and I think my ovaries just disintegrated.

Co-pilot: *wakes up* Uh, ladies and gentlemen, we appear to have taken a detour…” YOU DON’T SAY.

Behold: Virgil’s Elsa face. *”Let It Go” starts playing in the background* No but really, how is Virgil even real. *sigh*

And yes, Gordon, I agree. How is Virgil gonna get Fireflash back to London? Like a boss, because he’s a fucking engineering genius is what.

Virgil: “Uh… a really big rope?” Hmmm cowboy style. I approve. *pause* Oh wait, we were talking about that plane. Uhm. Yes. Funny, Virgil, very funny.

And on that note, it’s time to say bye and see you next week, gotta go and scrape my ovaries off the walls again.

1. What’s funny is I made a joke about dating guys over 6’5 because you can see me at my selfie angle

2. That was a joke.

3. I’ve dated guys my height I’ve dated guys shorter but yknow fuck you i just really like tall guys! holllllly shit

4. MOST OF THE TIME ITS THE MEN THAT WONT DATE WOMEN TALLER THAN THEM BECAUSE THEYRE INSECURE INFANT BABY CHILDREN NOT THE WOMAN BEING LIKE OHHHH NAH

5. Shut the fuck up. Who I date does not determine how much of a feminist I am.