5 hour energy shot

need a loving hand (to help you fall asleep tonight)

July 20th, day 5 nurseydex week prompt: hurt/comfort

[SORRY THIS IS SO LATE GUYS it was a long day]

“I’ll be back later,” Dex tells him, slinging his bag over his shoulder. No practice today, but Dex has an early class. Normally he doesn’t mind morning classes – years of working and living in Maine enforced an early to bed/early to rise mentality so fierce he can’t knock it even on off-season. Not even for Christmas. But he’s making a bit of an exception today and allowing himself to want to stay at the Haus, in bed with his boyfriend. Because it’s Nursey. And for Nursey, he’ll always make an exception.

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gothfrog  asked:

teru, ritsu, and takenaka are drinking frappes, mob is drinking milk in a fancy cup, shou poured a shot of 5 hour energy into a monster and then poured THAT into a slurpee and then poured the slurpee concoction into a frappucino and drank the whole thing while maintaining direct, uncomfortable eye contact with teru

this is the best answer

rangervex  asked:

pike'ildan + college au? :0

“Vax,” says Pike slowly. “I’m telling you as someone studying to be a doctor and also someone who loves you: if you drink that you will die.”

“Worth it,” Vax shrugs, dumping the 5-hour energy into his black coffee with an extra shot.

“I can’t believe you’re dating him,” Vex stage whispers, and Vax gives her the finger as he chugs his poisonous concoction while Pike looks sadly on.  

Loss For Words (Alexander x Reader)

As soon as I found the prompt I used for this, I knew I had to write something for Alexander. It was a little too perfect. Anyways, I plan on writing a sequel to this, so enjoy!

Warnings: I think I swore like once?

Words: 1,099


You were beginning to think the universe hated you.

First, your roommate decided to “accidentally” unplug your alarm clock, causing you to be late for your first class at King’s College, which happened to be at 7am. You didn’t have time to shower, meaning you had to load on the dry shampoo and deodorant, hoping it was enough. You managed to spill half of your cup of coffee on the first shirt you had on, making you need to change before you had even left the house. You weren’t sure if it was possible for you to be as tired as you were, or if you were already dead.

By the time you made it into your first class, the lecture had started exactly 27 minutes ago and everyone stared at you as you made your way to an empty seat. That quickly changed when a boy, not much older than you, ran into the room, just as, if not more disheveled than you.

He slung his books in one of the two seats next to you, which happened to be the only ones open. He slammed a 5 hour energy on the table next to his coffee, before mixing the two together. You looked at him questioningly, not sure if that was the best idea.

“I’m going to die,” he retorted, before chugging the entire cup. You just watched with wide eyes. He shivered as he finished it, as if he could feel the energy coursing through his veins.

If he can do that and not die, he just might be my hero.

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anonymous asked:

dude i hate that scene in jlu where arrow beats question. theres no freakin way vic would lose to ollie that easy, my headcanon for why q went down so quick was that he hadnt slept for a few weeks and been workin nonstop so he was tired af and didnt feel like beatin arrows ass was worth the effort. i still want them to brawl tho. with q well rested and ready to throw down

I AGREE 100%. Every time we stream this episode we all sit there like “He threw that fight. There is NO WAY.” 

Like yeah okay fair enough Green Arrow can fight pretty well, but Vic was trained by Richard Dragon. With the endorsement of Lady Shiva.

Vic is on a totally different level to Ollie when it comes to unarmed combat. If it was Q versus Black Canary then I’d be more inclined to accept that Vic could lose a hand-to-hand fight, because BC is also an extremely skilled martial artist. 

They animated Vic throwing such clumsy punches it’s almost painful to watch, and so in my opinion the only explaination for it is exactly that; He’s had four hours sleep in the past five days, he’s running on coffee, adrenaline and 5 hour energy shots and has lost most feeling in his extremities. 

Mini jar spells for energy boosting! I have all this energy today so I wanted to store some for later.
Energy Storing Spell or a Spoon Spell for when you need that extra spoon.
Blue candle(s)
Sand (mine is quartz)
Moon water (Ocean water)
Lightening Storm water
Caffinated tea or coffee
(mine was black mint tea)

Take a jar or jars depending. I am treating mine like 5 hour energy shots, and assemble your ingredients in each.
“My energy flows as the tides, store this energy for a better time.”
Seal the candes with wax and let your candle burn out.

Place by your bedside after a draining or low spoon day to have an extra energy boost when you wake up.“

i just had like 2 five hour energies and 5 shots in 2 hours and went clubbing im fcuucucking outt my fucking mymind

Mabel Juice

“If caffeine and nightmares had a baby” –Stan Pines

From the “Gravity Falls” season two episode “Sock Opera”.

Ingredients:
Red Kool-Aid + sugar + water
Pitt Cola minus the peach pit 
     (Real life: peach sodas from Crush, Nehi, or Fresca)
Red or Pink Smile Dip
     (Real life: Fun Dip, which is the same as Pixy Stix)
A couple of 5-Hour Energy shots (…or just one. I don’t want you to die)

Directions:
Stir together with a few ice cubes and tiny plastic dinos. Serve in the pitcher of a blender (do not blend!).

In season one we saw green Mabel Juice. Simply use green Kool-Aid and green Fun Dip in the recipe above. Instead of ice cubes and dinos, drop in a troll doll and some optional dice. Serve with a bendy straw.

amazajumpdoodles  asked:

How about VHope for the ship ask?

Sure thing!

  • Who’s more dominant: Hoseok is, but Taehyung puts up a good fight. He is the Master of Sass™.
  • Who’s the cuddler: Hard to say because they both love it, but in the end, Hoseok initiates more.
  • Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: They don’t usually spoon because Taehyung kicks in his sleep. Their favorite position for cuddling is one of them on their back and the other on their side, usually with a leg thrown over their partner’s. 
  • What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Does fucking shit up count? These guys are a rambunctious pair, and it’s usually nonstop plans with them. They’re both social butterflies though, so a lot of the time they like hanging out with their friends in big groups.
  • Who uses all the hot water: Taehyung gets in there while he’s still mostly asleep and leans against the wall for 10-15 minutes before he starts washing. Sometimes he actually takes a bottle of cola in with him. It makes Hoseok laugh.
  • Most trivial thing they fight over: None of their fights are trivial, at least not to them. They have the most dramatic push-and-pull relationship.
  • Who does most of the cleaning: Hoseok. Taehyung can’t be bothered with it, and only cleans when Hoseok badgers him into it.
  • Who has a season pass on their DVR/Who controls the Netflix queue: Taehyung has All The Shit because he’s really into dat fandom life. He actually runs a couple of really popular blogs, one where he reviews anime and manga, and the other where he talks about foreign films. By “foreign films,” I mean mostly American movies. He likes all that Marvel stuff. To keep up, he needs his Netflix, his Hulu, and his Crunchyroll ready to go.
  • Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Hoseok takes care of that. Taehyung will just notice that he’s colder and put on a sweatshirt.
  • Who leaves their stuff around: Somehow it never fails. Hoseok finally finishes cleaning, and the place is spotless. He goes to take a nap, but when he wakes up there are dirty dishes in the sink, clothes on the floor, papers scattered across the table, mud in the foyer, and Taehyung passed out drooling on the couch with his legs slung over the back. It’s happened again: Hurricane Tae has struck.
  • Who remembers to buy the milk: Hoseok because he knows if there’s no milk for the cereal, he will never hear the end of the whining.
  • Who remembers anniversaries: Hoseok does. Taehyung will usually remember approximate times of year, but he asks Hoseok for the actual dates.
  • Who cooks normally: Breakfast is a free for all because Taehyung usually just wants cereal. If they’re both home for lunch, Taehyung will usually whip up some sandwiches. It’s like one of three things he can make, alright? Hoseok handles dinner because like nobody wants a repeat of Kimchi Pizzaburger Corn Chowder night. 
  • How often do they fight: If they weren’t so in love, they’d declare each other archenemies and take up arms. They bicker all the time, and at least once a term there’s a big blow-up about Taehyung’s questionable study methods. He gets all hyped on 5-Hour Energy Shots, stays up for days, and turns into a huge brat. Hoseok cannot handle it.
  • What do they do when they’re away from each other: They have a running exchange of pictures of lolcats and doges interspersed with emoji reactions.
  • Nicknames for each other: Taehyung really likes nicknames, so he has a ton and encourages Hoseok to use nicknames with him as well. He likes to call Hoseok stuff like Hobibi, Hobal, Hobari, Hobi, Hobi-hyung, Hoho, peanut butter, love muffin, Whopper (because his hair looked like the candy, Whoppers), etc. It gets kinda ridic. Hoseok usually just sticks to Tae, Taetae, Taehyungie, or cutie, but sometimes he gets creative with it.
  • Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Hoseok usually does since he’s older and he makes more money than Tae.
  • Who steals the covers at night: Taehyung does because he tosses and turns in his sleep, and they just wind up getting caught underneath his flailing limbs.
  • What would they get each other for gifts: Taehyung and Hoseok aren’t big on gifts since they are both technically Broke College Kids™. The stuff they do buy each other is either cheap and useless, like toys out of coin machines, or things they actually need, like a new pair of earbuds. 
  • Who kissed who first: Hoseok did even though Taehyung asked to be kissed, so like, did he really kiss Taehyung first or was it just a Jedi mind-trick? They still debate this on occasion.
  • Who made the first move: Picture it: a blustery day on campus. Our protagonist wears his scarf wrapped around his face, a beanie with bear ears on it pulled low. He shoulders his way into the door of the coffee shop, fingertips red and beginning to throb with cold. Making his way to the register, he begins to unwind his Hufflepuff scarf from around his neck; gangstas gotta represent, wut wut. Halfway through the process, he freezes with his arm in the air. The sun smiles at him. Beams of light project from this face; an angel, he’s finally seen an angel in real life. “Oh my god,” he blurts out, “I knew angels were real. Please continue to bless me with your smiling visage, oh great one. Also can you hold my hands before my fingers fall off?” Behind the counter, Hoseok lets out a delighted guffaw. “Oh,” he coos, “oh, you’re so cute.” “Please marry me,” Taehyung says, tugging the last layer of his scarf off, “I’m really good at giving head.”
  • Who remembers things: Taehyung is a really good storyteller, and he can recount with amazing detail almost any point in their relationship. He’s like an elephant. A Taelephant. He never forgets…except when it involves numbers. For some reason, numbers really fuck with his head. They send him straight to Wonderland.
  • Who started the relationship: Taehyung did. Right after meeting Hoseok. At the coffee shop. Immediately after putting his order in. He just asked Hoseok out right then and there, and sure, they broke up that one time for like two months but it was the worst two months ever and they got back together at Jimin’s birthday party when they both showed up dressed as bananas, and they’ve been going strong ever since.
  • Who cusses more: Hoseok does; he’s got a bit of a temper.
  • What would they do if the other one was hurt: Aw, man, now you done unleashed the beast. This one time Taehyung accidentally started a bar fight, and he got punched in the nose, and Hoseok was like, “Bonsai!!!” Long story short, he turned a break dancing move into like a flying martial arts kick, and knocked that fucker out. Afterward, he couldn’t quite remember doing it, but he believes the grainy cell phone film wasn’t doctored.
  • Who is the dirty talker: Taehyung is more of a dirty talker than Hoseok unless he’s otherwise occupied ;)))
  • A head canon: Hoseok and Taehyung like to meet between classes and sit on the grass under the trees. They hold hands and pick little flowers weeds and toss them at each other’s faces. Sometimes they nap. Sometimes they kiss. Sometimes they– “Hey!” Hoseok barks, striding up to the group of freshmen sitting at the foot of their tree, “This spot is occupied! Get the fuck outta here.” He jerks a thumb over his shoulder at the gaggle of giggling girls. “Uh, no,” one laughs, “we were here first. Public property.” “Uh, no,” Hoseok imitates her inflection, and then points to the bark of the tree behind them, “this spot is fucking reserved, bitches. For me.” He sees Taehyung loping down the hill, tall and gorgeous and model-cool in brown leather and fitted trousers. Pointing at him, Hoseok adds, “And him. This is our spot, we sit here every day from 11:15 to 12:30. We’ve put in the man-hours. We’ve built a life. Our marriage will take place here. Our children will be born here–” “Hey,” Taehyung interrupts, looping an arm around his neck and planting a kiss on his cheek. He smiles. “Oh, hey, Joy. How’s it going?” One of the girls that are currently staring at Hoseok like he’s insane–and maybe he is a little bit–startles, brushing her blond hair back from her face. She grins at Taehyung. “Hey, Tae, it’s okay.” She nods at Hoseok. “Just dealing with this psycho.” “Ah, yeah,” Taehyung chuckles and pets Hoseok affectionately, “he’s a creature of habit. Gets a little weird breaking tradition. Maybe you guys could just indulge me, pretty please, just this once, and pop a squat over underneath that other maple?” The girls confer with a flurry of eye-flicks, then Joy nods. “Yeah, okay. You guys enjoy your tree time.” “Thanks!” Taehyung trills. –Sometimes they kick other people out of their spot.

Send Me A Ship

So headcanon where if Pietro has caffeine he can break the sound barrier

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hello everyone! so i started college this week and as of day two i am literally running on 5 hour energy shots, have class all morning and work all night, and then homework until i go to sleep. on top of that, i learned that for one class i’m going to have to use whatever personal free time i have left to do volunteer community service each week in order to pass a class. so: i am going to be running off queue for a few days/weeks/however long. i’m not going inactive as i will still occasionally come on here and whatnot, but for the most part my blog will be running on a queue. please don’t unfollow though because i’ll still come on if not daily then every couple of days!

“Give me a break, love. You’re wearin’ me out.” Harry puffed with a small chuckle as he sat down, chest heaving as he pulled in deep breaths of air. You needed to get rid of your stress somehow so Harry suggested you go and join him in a round of boxing. The only thing was the fact that you were kicking his ass and this was your first time in the ring. 

“Hm.. it’s not the only time I’ve worn you out.” You winked, taking a sip of your water as Harry laughed lightly, a smirk playing on his features. 

“Cheeky.” He murmured, shaking his head as he lifted a gloved hand to his mouth and pulled with his teeth on the velcro. He figured he had made the mistake of giving you a 5 hour energy drink. You did want to be more energetic, but Harry never expected you to chug the whole thing down - you were practically bouncing off the walls and he was exhausted.

“C’mon, c’mon, let’s go for another round!” You picked Harry’s gloves up and tried to shove them back onto his hands, Harry grinning as you pouted up at him. 

“No.. ‘m tired! I think I’ve gotten multiple bruises from you already!” Harry snorted, tapping your nose with a finger before letting his hair down and pulling it up into a neater bun.

“I’ll kiss them better, then we can go for another round, yeah?” Harry’s eyes widened as you positioned yourself in between his legs, your hands pushing his shirt up as you peppered kisses to his skin. All that was going through his mind at the moment was the idea of picking up a couple more 5 hour energy shots if you were going to be acting like this all day. 

“You think we can go for a round of somethin’ else?” 

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An Idiot's Door - Submission Sunday

Pairing: Laurens x Reader

Prompt: (Spoilers!) -Person A gets in a fight with person B and goes to make a dramatic, angry exit, but runs into a screen/glass door.

Word Count: 607

T/W: Light blood and violence elements, nothing serious though

A/N: I wanted to do a little fic for submission Sunday, so here ya go! It’s pretty short help

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What else did you expect? Of course it would end like this. Laurens was stubborn, just like his best friend. And after a long night working endlessly on essays, he finally comes back. You may or may not have blew up at your boyfriend, and he may or may not be hunched over the kitchen sink right now, nose bleeding. There also might be the slightest chance of a blood stain on the glass sliding door right now. You really shouldn’t have fought at midnight.

———————– 1 Hour Ago ———————–

You sat alone on the couch, your dinner plate on your lap. You and John had a kitchen table, of course, but the couch was just arguably better to eat on. It was you and your boyfriend’s comfort zone. However, tonight you sat there in isolation and bitterness, as you have been in the past few weeks. John and his best friend, Alexander, have been writing essays non-stop. You assumed it was only going to last a few days, but it dragged out.

Laurens always came back to the apartment you two shared on the bottom floor with dark bags under his eyes and his ponytail a mess, on the rare occasions when you were awake long enough. By this point, he had gotten so much work done that he wouldn’t have to worry about college for a few months! Why was he doing this to himself? Eventually, you had enough.

The door finally swung open at 11:53 PM. John dragged his feet inside and turned on the lights, only to see you waiting on the couch.

“(Y/N), what are you doing awake? It’s the middle of the night.” John had asked. You gave a light huff at his words.

It is the middle of the night, John! You’ve been like this for weeks now. You need a break.” You had already gotten off the couch by this point approached Laurens. “When was the last time you came home before eleven? This isn’t healthy! You’re going to kill yourself like this.”

John had a rush of emotions come for him. He was infuriated at your words, for one. He’s been working so much, only to come home to his partner screaming at him. But they were right. Regret then took over, seeing as to how he had been completely ignoring his (Y/N) for days upon weeks.

“I’m sorry, but we have work to do right now. You don’t need to worry about us, me and Alex are fine. You can’t seriously be complaining about me working, can you?” Tears pricked John’s eyes.

“That’s a lame excuse for writing yourself to death.” How could you two still even be arguing about this? “Hamilton is used to running on nothing but 5-hour energy shots and coffee! Laurens, you’re an idiot for thinking that you currently aren’t destroying yourself.”

“I’m an idiot?! (Y/N), I’ve been laboring over these countless essays, I am anything but an idiot! I’ve had enough of this. I’m going to stay the night at Alexander’s.” John swiftly picked up the briefcase he had set down, and started to rush to exit through the back door that led to the parking lot.

“John, wait!” You yelped. “The glass sliding door is-”

BANG!

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And that is why you were currently patting John’s back as he hunched himself over the sink, holding a tissue up to his bleeding nose. The long silence between you two was uncomfortable and stiff. Finally John said something.

“I am an idiot.” He scoffed half-heartedly. You chuckled, placing your head on his shoulder.

“Yeah, but you’re my idiot.”

any59  asked:

So I know you give good tips on adulting, any good tips for a new driver?

Take things SLOW. Be cautious if you need to. If people pass you, let them pass you. It’s not a race.

At night, if there is no car in front of you, turn on your high beams, especially in rural areas. If there are critters that might run out in front of you, you’ll want to be able to see them.

Leave plenty of following distance between your car and the car in front of you. DOUBLE that distance in bad weather, especially snow or ice.

In hot weather, try and keep your gas tank more than ¼ full. This helps prevent the gasoline in the tank from converting to a gaseous state. Also, keep it more than half-full in cold weather, especially if there is snow. That extra weight can really help keep you from sliding, if the roads are slushy.

If you start to spin out on an icy road, take your foot off the gas and turn the steering wheel in the direction that the back end of your car is going. This is called “turning into the skid.” Do not hit your brake until the car stops sliding or the wheels could lock.

Keep a plastic tub in your trunk with a spare quart of oil, a gallon of windshield wiper fluid, a gallon of antifreeze, a big roll of duct tape, a set of jumper cables, a swatch of white cloth, and one of those red plastic jugs with a spout for carrying gasoline. Also, keep a paper map or atlas of your area in the car. I cannot tell you how many time these things have saved my ass on long trips or when my car broke down. (If you ever need to leave your broken-down car on the side of the road and come back later to have it towed, hang the white cloth in the driver’s side window. This lets the cops know the car is not abandoned.)

In America - Get yourself a AAA membership. It’s a yearly fee of about $75, but it means that if you ever break down, have a flat, need a tow, or lock yourself out of your car, you have someone you can call, no matter where you are. This is another lifesaver, believe me.

When on long road trips, stop somewhere every couple of hours to get out, walk around, get a snack or a drink, use the bathroom, and basically reset your brain. Don’t listen to relaxing music in the car, or consume anything that makes you sleepy. I find that audiobook CDs and sips from 5-Hour Energy shots are very helpful with maintaining focus on the highway. Also, switch out drivers on these stops if you can. And don’t let anyone drive your car that’s you’re not comfortable with.

Adjust your rearview and sideview mirrors so that you can see them at a glance without turning your head. If you have to lean or crane your neck to see, they’re not set properly. Set your sideviews so that the side of your car is just outside the view of the INSIDE edge of the mirror. This way, you can see your blind spots better.

Be very aware of your blind spots when driving on the highway, and ALWAYS glance very quickly over your shoulder to check before changing lanes, even if you don’t see anything in the mirrors. (Some people are assholes who just sit there in your blind spot.)

Signal your turns WELL before you get to them. About the time you see the road sign for what type of intersection is ahead, that’s when you should signal. Always signal a turn before you hit the brakes and always ALWAYS signal when merging or changing lanes. 

Reduce your speed to just above the speed limit when driving in unfamiliar areas. Go slower if you need to. If you need to go really slow to find a house number or a business, turn on your hazard lights.

Don’t pass people on the shoulder unless it’s a goddamn EMERGENCY.

If you come up to an intersection with a green light that’s “stale” (as in, you didn’t see it turn green), take your foot off the gas just in case you need to stop. Don’t hit the brake unless the light turns yellow, just be ready to do so. Don’t try to run a yellow light unless you cannot safely stop before the light turns red.

For Americans - If you’re going to make a legal right turn on red, you must YIELD to oncoming traffic with a green left-turn arrow. Red light means you STOP AND WAIT. Also, make sure you come to a complete stop before making the turn, even if the intersection is completely empty.

If someone is tailgating you, GENTLY tap your brake pedal three times so that the brake lights flash. Don’t slam on the brakes, just tap. In America, this is the universal polite way of saying “Hey douchebag, get off my ass!” If they bump you, they’re at fault for following too closely.

If you’re driving alone at night and you think someone might be following you, go to the nearest well-lit place where there are sure to be people. DO NOT go straight home and DO NOT try to pull off the road to hide somewhere.

If you’re driving alone, especially at night, and someone comes up to the car, DO NOT open the door or roll down the window. If you feel threatened, lay on the horn.

The only time your car doors should be unlocked is if you’re entering or exiting your vehicle. Never drive with unlocked doors and never trust that your car is safe with an unlocked door when parked, even if you’re just pumping gas. ALWAYS have your keys in hand when you get out so they don’t accidentally get locked in; NEVER leave them in the ignition if the car is parked and you’re not in it, no matter how close you are.

Never leave electronics or valuables in the car if you can possibly help it. If you simply cannot take these items with you (such as into a concert venue or suchlike), either lock them in the trunk before you go, or tuck them under one of the seats. Also, don’t leave your chargers plugged in, it can kill your battery.

If you’re out past 1 or 2am, cops will pull you over for literally anything because they’re looking for drunk drivers. If they find you’re sober, they MIGHT let you off with a warning, but make sure you stay under the speed limit and pay attention to the road and to traffic signals. Some cops are ASSHOLES. DO NOT give them an excuse. (And this should go without saying, but don’t get behind the wheel if you’re even a LITTLE bit tipsy. By the time you feel tipsy, you’re already impaired.)

If there is a cop car behind you with its’ lights on but you don’t feel safe pulling over, slow down to below the speed limit, put your hazards on, and dial 911. Tell the dispatcher where you are and that there is an officer signaling you to pull over but that you do not feel safe doing so at your present location. Tell them that you are willing to comply, but not until you’re somewhere where it is safe to do so. You are also well within your rights to ask to see identification and ask for a name and badge number from the officer who makes the stop.

Remember - Other drivers are going to act like assholes. Try not to let it fluster you. You’re going to have a fender-bender at some point. Don’t feel too bad, it happens to everyone. Mostly, just pay attention and be safe!

Self care is blending 10 adderalls, 6 5 hour energy shots, 3 cans of monster, and a bottle of NyQuil and chugging it and getting into a knife fight with your 13 mental illnesses

anonymous asked:

An average day in the life of Frankie?

Wake up, maybe get some breakfast, check if he has anything he needs to do that day, where things split in two. He either goes and runs whatever errands he needs to, or he does whatever he wants for the day, might practice with his gun. Takes a walk, staying in the shadows, gets some ‘actual’ food (Red Bull mixed with coffee and a 5 hour energy shot isn’t food, Frankie.) and tries to get some rest.