5 hole

FANS

david bowie fans: 

- gay 
- obsessed with glitter 
- dress like a 70s groupie 
- want to do cocaine


hole fans: 

- fights everyone that says courtney killed kurt 
- a ball of anger 
- smudges their lipstick on purpose 
- sleeps with everyone


nirvana fans: 

- probably depressed 
- buys vintage clothes 
- cries themselves to sleep 
- hates courtney love


amy winehouse fans: 

- cries about their ex 
- wears too much eyeliner 
- sleeps with their best friends crush 
- probably smokes weed


tøp fans: 

- depressed 
- makes weird conspiracies about blurryface 
- really emo
- never stops crying 


lady gaga fans: 

- gay 
- watches rupaul’s drag race 
- “YASS QUEEN SLAY" 
- "LG5 will be soon”


eminem fans: 

- “i hate women”


sky ferreira fans: 

- have an aesthetic tumblr blog 
- smoke 
- “masochism will be released soon" 
- knows deep down that it wont


lana del rey fans:

- have a daddy kink 
- flirts with their older brothers friends 
- pouts 24/7 
- wants to do acid and fuck everyone 


melanie martinez fans: 

- wears babies clothes 
- bitchy af 
- cries about everything 
- fights anyone that says something bad about mel


the beatles fans: 

- lowkey bitchy 
- cry over paul mccartney 
- listens to vinyl 
 - wish they were alive in the 60s


mcr fans: 

- emo 
- think there will be a mcr reunion 
- have black hair 
- wear 20 wristbands


oasis fans: 

- thinks theyre a roadman 
- wears parka coats 
- uses ‘your mum’ as an insult 
- says 'fight me’ to everyone


the doors fans: 

- write poetry 
- read jack kerouac 
- do drugs
- love boys with beards


marina + the diamonds fans: 

- that FROOT is familiar! 
- electra heart is the best era 
- calls themselves a heartbreaker 
- has never had a bf


halsey fans: 

- vegan 
- wears foundation darker than their face 
- has an aesthetic blog 
- probably sad


miley cyrus fans: 

- smokes weed everyday 
- hannah montana is dead ! 
- literally wont shutup about weed 
- weed weed weed weed


rihanna fans: 

- ready to fight a bitch anytime 
- never stops twerking 
- dont fuck with them 
- wears leather bras


the smiths fans: 

- "MORRISSEY IS GOD" 
- never leave their room 
- depressed 
- tweets that pic of morrissey holding his tit all day


5sos fans: 

- rats in human form 
- start wars with other fanbases 
- never stop screaming over everything 
-need to shut up


fka twigs fans: 

- probably have a ouija board 
- angelic but deadly 
- always wear black clothes 
- perfect lipstick all the time


drake fans: 

- still not over their ex 
- bitches about their ex’s new gf 
- has fake gucci bags 
- eyeliner so sharp it could kill a bitch


velvet underground fans: 

- only ever wear black 
- smoke cigarettes for the aesthetic 
- love andy warhol 
- probably bisexual


by @francesxox on Twitter.

  • officer: you kids have a good day.
  • yusuke: thank you, sir. we were worried you’d search us and discover Akira’s dubious pain medications and realistic model gun collection.
  • officer: uh, what was that?
  • akira: nothing, sir. just telling dumb jokes. we don’t want to waste time in your, um, busy day of serving the public.
  • yusuke: but don’t you always say the police are nothing but a bunch of insecure high school drop outs that want to use total strangers and a loaded gun to live out their power fantasies because the only thing they were ever any good at was being under qualified at everything except for murdering innocent minorities?
  • akira, sweating: uh, no?
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Felicity, I trust you. - Oliver

Really? Because that hole in your back says otherwise. - Felicity

Fair enough. - Oliver

That the painkillers talking? - Felicity

mom: why didn’t you clean your room?

me: ‘i fell in a hole’

liam is so adorable. i bet he’s gonna be that source of happiness during intense situations  (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

I guess Far Cry 5 has joined the elite “games I normally wouldn’t give a shit about but am tempted to buy cause it pisses off angry disenfranchised white dudes” club.

Eight of the strongest female characters

1. She was so strong that our hero, who had always admired her strength, was moved by her murder to find within himself the power to finally defeat the Platinum Wraith.

2. Her physical awesomeness was such that armour would have only hampered her. Since she had solemnly sworn to uphold the rule of law and that included the part on public decency, she always made sure to wear at least a bra and some shorts, even though she could probably have beaten that spider god first time if it hadn’t been for the sticking-in underwire.

3. She was so strong that her only weakness was love. And also generosity. And wistfulness, that was also her only weakness. And maybe anger. But apart from feelings, she was totally as strong as all the other strong people.

4. Actually her strength was feelings. But in a science way. Through the brilliant alchemy of her brain, she was able to show that Einstein’s equations solved perfectly for all quantum universes if corrected for the force of love. And goodness me, wasn’t it fortunate that she found her own capacity for love just as her planet fell towards the black hole?

5. She could punch through a brick wall, leap over a canyon and stink out a hyena den. Unable to secure an advertising contract, she had to fall back on stress-testing superhero armour in a factory to pay the bills.

6. Her strength came entirely from within; from that deep, secret, mysterious and kind of moist place inside her where the moon’s pallid magic weaves its unknowable mystery.

7. She was definitely the strongest at sass and at least in the top ten at flirting. Some of the younger members of the team suspected that she might not have any real hero powers at all, but every time the issue came up she would fire off approximately a mega-bant of sass, leaving them disarmed and gasping.

8. Everyone agreed that she was as strong as ten women; so strong, in fact, that there was no need to even have the other nine women in the team, which was absolutely great, you’ve no idea how helpful that is, because there are only eleven seats on the hero bus and the others have already been promised to men and have you seen the prices of new buses these days?

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taehyung being that annoying guy your friends are friends with so you have to put up with him:

  • first of all, everything about him would annoy you since the very beginning - his overconfidence, his dumb grin, the fact that he has 5 holes in his big ears (who the fuck needs that many), the way he wiggles his eyebrows playfully when he says something only he finds funny, or his stupid deep voice that makes him sound like a man when he’s in fact still a kid, and most importantly his childish remarks and behavior in general
  • with time even his breathing would upset you
  • every time you’d walk into your friends’ house and see him there, you’d get the urge to turn around and leave
  • you were annoyed because he made fun of you from the minute he met you - he was nice to all your other friends, but he just had something personal against you and he’d always tease you about the dumbest things, and it always seemed to affect you, which is why you were mad at yourself more than at him
  • he’d always have something to say about something you were doing
  • “you’re going on a date dressed like that? no wonder you never get laid, you look like a nun, where did you even get that outfit, you went back to the ‘70s?”
  • “of course the guy hasn’t called you, you’re a pain in the ass and you wait for months before putting out, who in their right mind would call!?”
  • “why don’t you accept the fact that you’re a loser like the rest of us and stay here and watch some tv instead of going to this party?”
  • his remarks weren’t that bad, all your friend laughed at them because in your circle of friends, teasing was just the way things were - but you didn’t consider him a friend because he just wasn’t
  • so anything rude coming from him got on your nerves

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ringo1827  asked:

Are you still doing the soul mate au? Can I request #11 for bakudeku?

11: the one where soulmates share extreme physical sensation — if one gets hurt, the other gets hurt, and etc.

(i already wrote this, so this one is an au of ‘but you gotta get up at least once more’)

Izuku figures out this soulmate business out on his thirteenth birthday, because their families are eating dinner together and Kacchan shovels curry into his mouth and Izuku’s tongue promptly starts burning. 

“Kacchan,” Izuku says to a silently crying Kacchan, “can you stop that, maybe?” 

“No,” Kacchan says, and he dumps another three spoonfuls of curry into his bowl. 

“It hurts,” Izuku points out. 

“It’s good,” Kacchan retorts. 

“With how much you love spicy food, shouldn’t you have a better tolerance by now?” 

Kacchan picks up the curry bowl, stares him dead in the eye, and drinks it down. Izuku is reluctantly impressed by the sheer amount of spite that had to go into that action. Their parents immediately make Kacchan stop, but Kacchan has already achieved his goal. 

Izuku sighs. Enjoying dinner is kind of hard when Kacchan is doing his best to slowly set his nerves on fire. 

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the signs as 5sos' trademark clothes
  • aries: luke's leather jacket
  • taurus: ashton's pony shirt
  • gemini: calum's bomber jacket
  • cancer: michael's mismateched black and white pants
  • leo: luke's red plaid flannel
  • virgo: calum's denim jacket
  • libra: ashton's bandana
  • scorpio: calum's snapbacks
  • sagittarius: ashton's fedora
  • capricorn: luke's nrivana shirt
  • aquarius: michael's galaxy leggings
  • pisces: every ashton shirt with holes

lup-hole  asked:

I honestly can't remember for the life of me what peices of art Lucretia and Davenport made for the voidfish

Lucretia painted a portrait of a famous marketplace from the IPRE’s hometown.

Davenport sang a tenor opera solo for 18 minutes. 

Griffin: Um, Davenport gets up on the stage, and sings a beautiful, tenor opera solo, that goes on for like, eighteen minutes. But you are enraptured the entire time. He’s got a lovely [crossover], beautiful lil’ voice that sort of echoes down the valley, that these presentations take place in.

Clint: [Crossover sings Ave Maria]

Griffin: Um, and…Lucretia gets up and presents a painting? That she made. She does a painting of this, like famous city market square, like this, public space? That was a really sort of beautiful fixture of the town that the IPRE headquarters was in, in your home. And it’s been 50 years but like, you all remember this little space, and it’s just sort of like a still life scene of all these people congregating in this public square and it’s a- she was a very talented painter before this year and she’s only gotten better.