5 hole

anonymous asked:

You know how we all may like the snz things but we all have our own quirks? That being said, why does no one talk about the yuuri gif of him blowing his nose? I feel like that should be worshipped more.

YES omg everything Yuuri does is cute
I wanted to make a gif but it started leading me down a rabbit hole..
(ep 5 ~2:50 maybe before, depends where you watch lol)

FANS

david bowie fans: 

- gay 
- obsessed with glitter 
- dress like a 70s groupie 
- want to do cocaine


hole fans: 

- fights everyone that says courtney killed kurt 
- a ball of anger 
- smudges their lipstick on purpose 
- sleeps with everyone


nirvana fans: 

- probably depressed 
- buys vintage clothes 
- cries themselves to sleep 
- hates courtney love


amy winehouse fans: 

- cries about their ex 
- wears too much eyeliner 
- sleeps with their best friends crush 
- probably smokes weed


tøp fans: 

- depressed 
- makes weird conspiracies about blurryface 
- really emo
- never stops crying 


lady gaga fans: 

- gay 
- watches rupaul’s drag race 
- “YASS QUEEN SLAY" 
- "LG5 will be soon”


eminem fans: 

- “i hate women”


sky ferreira fans: 

- have an aesthetic tumblr blog 
- smoke 
- “masochism will be released soon" 
- knows deep down that it wont


lana del rey fans:

- have a daddy kink 
- flirts with their older brothers friends 
- pouts 24/7 
- wants to do acid and fuck everyone 


melanie martinez fans: 

- wears babies clothes 
- bitchy af 
- cries about everything 
- fights anyone that says something bad about mel


the beatles fans: 

- lowkey bitchy 
- cry over paul mccartney 
- listens to vinyl 
 - wish they were alive in the 60s


mcr fans: 

- emo 
- think there will be a mcr reunion 
- have black hair 
- wear 20 wristbands


oasis fans: 

- thinks theyre a roadman 
- wears parka coats 
- uses ‘your mum’ as an insult 
- says 'fight me’ to everyone


the doors fans: 

- write poetry 
- read jack kerouac 
- do drugs
- love boys with beards


marina + the diamonds fans: 

- that FROOT is familiar! 
- electra heart is the best era 
- calls themselves a heartbreaker 
- has never had a bf


halsey fans: 

- vegan 
- wears foundation darker than their face 
- has an aesthetic blog 
- probably sad


miley cyrus fans: 

- smokes weed everyday 
- hannah montana is dead ! 
- literally wont shutup about weed 
- weed weed weed weed


rihanna fans: 

- ready to fight a bitch anytime 
- never stops twerking 
- dont fuck with them 
- wears leather bras


the smiths fans: 

- "MORRISSEY IS GOD" 
- never leave their room 
- depressed 
- tweets that pic of morrissey holding his tit all day


5sos fans: 

- rats in human form 
- start wars with other fanbases 
- never stop screaming over everything 
-need to shut up


fka twigs fans: 

- probably have a ouija board 
- angelic but deadly 
- always wear black clothes 
- perfect lipstick all the time


drake fans: 

- still not over their ex 
- bitches about their ex’s new gf 
- has fake gucci bags 
- eyeliner so sharp it could kill a bitch


velvet underground fans: 

- only ever wear black 
- smoke cigarettes for the aesthetic 
- love andy warhol 
- probably bisexual


by @francesxox on Twitter.

mom: why didn’t you clean your room?

me: ‘i fell in a hole’

liam is so adorable. i bet he’s gonna be that source of happiness during intense situations  (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

Originally posted by jitamin

taehyung being that annoying guy your friends are friends with so you have to put up with him:

  • first of all, everything about him would annoy you since the very beginning - his overconfidence, his dumb grin, the fact that he has 5 holes in his big ears (who the fuck needs that many), the way he wiggles his eyebrows playfully when he says something only he finds funny, or his stupid deep voice that makes him sound like a man when he’s in fact still a kid, and most importantly his childish remarks and behavior in general
  • with time even his breathing would upset you
  • every time you’d walk into your friends’ house and see him there, you’d get the urge to turn around and leave
  • you were annoyed because he made fun of you from the minute he met you - he was nice to all your other friends, but he just had something personal against you and he’d always tease you about the dumbest things, and it always seemed to affect you, which is why you were mad at yourself more than at him
  • he’d always have something to say about something you were doing
  • “you’re going on a date dressed like that? no wonder you never get laid, you look like a nun, where did you even get that outfit, you went back to the ‘70s?”
  • “of course the guy hasn’t called you, you’re a pain in the ass and you wait for months before putting out, who in their right mind would call!?”
  • “why don’t you accept the fact that you’re a loser like the rest of us and stay here and watch some tv instead of going to this party?”
  • his remarks weren’t that bad, all your friend laughed at them because in your circle of friends, teasing was just the way things were - but you didn’t consider him a friend because he just wasn’t
  • so anything rude coming from him got on your nerves

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The Signs as Scorpius Malfoy Quotes:
  • Aries: “You know it’s the strangest of things, but ever since being in the scariest place imaginable I’m pretty much good with fear.” (3.14)
  • Taurus: “At this precise moment in time, I take no pleasure in being right.” (1.11)
  • Gemini: “I wasn’t sure. Whether we should. In this new version of us--I had in my head.” (4.14)
  • Cancer: “Which is great, thumbs-up great, it’s just--I have got to say--I don’t mind admitting--I am a tiny bit--just a tiny bit scared.” (2.6)
  • Leo: “Go to your room. Go straight to your room. You’ve been an incredibly awful and bad son.” (1.16)
  • Virgo: “(happily): Ooooh, a quiz!” (1.10)
  • Libra: “So we hide in a hole?” (4.5)
  • Scorpio: “Hi Scorpius. I mean, I’m Scorpius. You’re Albus. I’m Scorpius.” (1.3)
  • Sagittarius: “I’ve always regarded the Pepper Imp as the king of the confectionary bag.” (1.3)
  • Capricorn: “Okay. Hello. Um. Have we hugged before? Do we hug?” (1.10)
  • Aquarius: “--that’s not even allowed in Hogwarts!” (1.19)
  • Pisces: “Fun? Look, many wizards overlook the importance of choosing the right spell, but this really matters. I think it’s a much underestimated part of modern witchcraft.” (3.16)
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Martoele Lowlands by martoele (The Sims 3)

Complete and populated world

Creator Notes
I used a Medium large flat map.
There are 69 lots: 39 community lots - 7 lots with households - 13 lots without households - 10 residential lots where I haven’t built anything on and as well some community lots that are completely empty.
All the community lots for the job seekers are included. Most of them are the rabbit holes from EA. There are only 5 or 6 rabbit hole rugs by Cazarupt-TSR (http://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/Cazarupt)
Pay close attention to the expansion packs you need to see this world correctly.

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/1348869

Found while moving my office around. This is a photo of a piece of paper with a recipe for wacky cake, in my mom’s handwriting. Here’s what I know for sure–I freaking loved my mom’s wacky cake when I was a kid. She usually made a thin powdered sugar glaze that she poured over the top of it and it was super delicious.

Here’s what I can read off the paper:

Wacky Cake

Sift into pan:

  • 1.5 cup flour
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 3 Tablespoons cocoa
  • 1 teaspoon soda (I’m assuming baking soda here)
  • 0.5 teaspoon salt

3 holes–

  • 1 teaspoon vinegar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • 3-5 Tablespoons oil

 (that is, make three wells in the dry ingredients and put one liquid in each well)

Here’s where it gets dicey:

1 cup <illegible> over all, beat

30-35 min 350 oven.

Y’all, what is that word? I’m thinking it ought to be water or milk. It would not be unlikely at all for her to have written H2O for water, but it doesn’t quite look like that?