5 galleons

the half-blood prince is literally the funniest movie out of all of them because:

1. harry with the pincers 

2. cormac throwing up all over snapes shoes  

3. hermione telling off lavender in the hospital wing 

4. harry with the felix felicis in general 

5. THE PINCERS 

6. “how much for this?” “5 galleons” “how much for me?” “5 galleons” “i’m your brother.” “10 galleons

7. “why is it when something happens, its always you three?” “believe me, professor, i’ve been asking myself the same question for 6 years.” 

8. “who’s harry potter?” “oh, no one. bit of a tosser really” 

8. did i mention the PINCERS YET 

9. “she’s only interested in you because she thinks you’re the chosen one” “but i am the chosen one*gets hit with newspaper* “ok sorry, kidding

10. “it’s no joke! i’m in love with her.” “alright fine, you’re in love with her. have you actually met her?” “no….can you introduce me?

First Kiss
  • Draco: FUCK YOU POTTER!
  • Harry: YOU WISH!
  • *Both look intensely at each other*
  • *Draco Blushes*
  • *Awkward Silence*
  • *Crowd waiting for reaction*
  • *Harry moves closer and kisses Draco on lips*
  • *Hot make out session in public*
  • *Crowd cheers with confetti everywhere*
  • In the corner
  • *Blaise hands over 5 galleon to Pansy*
  • *Ginny smirks as Hermione thrusts 10 galleons to her*
How to troll Educational decree number 31

Educational decree number 31: Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.

The Weasley twins initially looked up at the sign with an air of malice but then simultaneously an idea sparked in both of their heads and they turned to look at each other with matching grins of glee.

“You thinking what I’m thinking Georgie”

“I believe I am dear brother of mine”

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hp headcanons: asexual charlie weasley

So you don’t like girls? - No, Percy - Or boys? - No, Bill - So who do you like? - No one, that’s the point, Ginny -  Dragons? - Sure, Ron, I like dragons  - Knew it! You owe me 5 galleons Fred! - Merlin, George - That’s fascinating son! - Thanks, Dad - You can still adopt some grand kids for me though, right? - Mum!

  • Teddy calls Harry dad one day and he doesn’t really know what to say.
  • Teddy Lupin crying when someone accidentally lets it slip that his biological parents are dead.  He’s 4 and the thought never occurred to him that Ginny and Harry weren’t actually his parents.  Harry holds him until he stops crying.
  • They figure out that now’s good a time as any to bring out old photos of Remus and Tonks.  They substitute bedtime with any old stories they remember from their Hogwarts days.
  • “I can still call you Mum and Dad right?”
  • Harry and Ginny waiting until Teddy’s about 6 years old to start having their own kids.  
  • Sirius’ spoiling godfather nature is evident in Harry because he spoils the boy beyond belief.  
  • When James Sirius is born, Teddy vows to protect him and be the best brother ever.
  • The first couple of months after they bring him home from the hospital are pure murder.  Harry asks, “How do you turn him off?!”
  • One day when Harry and Ginny are too tired to function, James Sirius begins his crying routine.  Teddy walks by the room before he gets too loud and starts changing his hair color among other things.  Harry comes into the room to see Teddy leaning into James’ crib with the latter laughing for the first time ever.
  • Edward Remus Lupin is sorted into Hufflepuff without a moment of hesitation from the sorting hat.
  • The marauders each hand Tonks 5 galleons apiece.

A Fred-lives-Au where Fred and George go back with the trio for there eighth year and there is a shared common room because why the fuck not. The twins decide to prank the remaining Slytherin’s (idk dying there hair red) and after they all have a mental breakdown and slight sobbing on Draco’s behalf they see the Gryffindor’s laughing and think “game on!”. resulting in a prank war between the Slytherin’s and Gryffindor’s. The Slytherin’s know how to find there weaknesses and use it against them and the Gryffindor’s are just ruthless when it comes to pranks and don’t hold back. after about a week nearly everyone has dropped out of the prank war except Harry and Draco. This lasts for like two days until everyone has had enough and just want them to get over it and Harry and Draco being who they are don’t listen to there friends. So Hermione and Pansy team up to put a stop to it. They end up locking them in a abandoned classroom together with a promise to not let them out until they “kiss and make up”. For the first 30 minute’s is spent opposite ends of the classroom in silence, glaring at one another until Draco mutters a insult about Pansy causing Harry to laugh. When everyone else come to open the door to let them out they are shocked to find they really did kiss and make up. Resulting in a unconscious Ron and the twins owing Blaise 5 galleons.

anonymous asked:

Being part of the marauders and people always gossiping and thinking you're dating a different one each week and the week they start thinking it's James who you're dating, he goes along with it until even the other marauders are convinced that you guys are dating and when you tell them it's a joke, Peter kind of looks down, Remus looks between you two in shock while also giving James a kind of knowing look and Sirius just laughs. Like please. I need this to happen somewhere for someone.

I might write a fic about this because I love it so much 

we’ll see

ok

but it would be lots of: 

  • hand holding
  • “No, really, we’re in love!” 
  • his arm is constantly around you
  • suddenly he just wants to cuddle you everywhere????
  • “James, I’m trying to eat lunch”
  • “But we’re in love”
  • pretending to get jealous
  • “Padfoot, stop hitting on my girlfriend”
  • actually getting mad when other guys flirt with you because
  • “they don’t know it’s a joke! They think we’re actually in a relationship and they’re going after you anyway!”
  • pretend love notes that look beautiful and romantic, but usually consist of “did you write down the homework” 

And when finally everyone is convinced, you’re telling the other marauders you’re just joking and they’re genuinely shocked

  • “Wait, really?” 
  • “Shit, Moony! Give me my 5 galleons back, I told you she wouldn’t go for him!” 
  • “Did you guys make a bet about us actually getting together?!”
  • James is offended 
  • “What do you mean she wouldn’t go for me?!”
  • “Well, we’ve all pretty much figured that Prongs is in love with you, Padfoot just figured you’d have higher standards.”
  • And James would be all hurt
  •  “Pads! I am bloody fantastic”
  • “Sure you are, mate. Y/N is just out of your league.”
  • “She is not!”

But then the joke would be over. And everything is weird bc James isn’t constantly by your side pestering you for your pretend affection. And you realize that you actually liked fake-dating James. And then 

  • “holy shit, I’m in love with him” 
  • and you’re freaked out because he’s James
  • and he’s your best friend, this is so messed up
  • he’s James
  • Who likes James????
  • you do
  • you really really like him
  • because he’s James
  • and then you’re worried because it’s gonna ruin everything
  • these feelings are going to ruin your life
  • except about an hour after you realize it, he comes up to you
  • “I’m gonna need you to be my actual girlfriend because this whole ‘not being together’ thing is not working for me at all”

Remus gets his 5 galleons back

Love Potion

Request: @bear105 Can you do an imagine where Draco gets a love potion from the Weasley Twins joke shop hoping to use it on the reader please 😁

YAASS!! I literally screamed when I saw this request lmao (Y/F/N means Your Friend’s Name)

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Jealousy ~ Pt. 2 of ‘Nightmares’

Part 1: https://undercovermarauder.tumblr.com/post/159411456294/nightmares

Pairing: Young! Sirius Black x reader

Requested: sort of, in the comments

Warnings: none

Word count: 1265

A/N

Here it is! One day early! I have been working on it and I feel like it’s way better than the first part, although be sure that the story isn’t over yet and that there are a lot more parts coming up!

  It was here: the Graduation dance was merely a month away, so close, yet so far away. Every 7th year was looking forward to it, and so was (Y/N) Lawson. Although she was definitely one of the most wanted girls in her year, her four best friends scared away nearly every boy that wanted to ask her to the dance, until, Thomas Smith, probably the hottest boy in her year, right after Sirius Black of course, set is eyes on her.

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anonymous asked:

Sirius x reader please? Colour me in- Damien Rice

Colour me In (Sirius x Reader) Drabble 

((Sorry its so late i have been busy but im in a creative mood so lets get going))

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“well padfoot are you going to talk to her or just keep staring at Y/N like an escaped convict” Remus sighed taking a sip of his tea his attention turning back to the daily prophet  

“Very funny Moony but is she still my Y/N the one always new what to say and..” He trailed off but  kept his eyes fixed on Y/N, it had been 14 years since they last seen each other, 14 years since he said “I Love you”.  

 Y/N was helping Mrs. Weasley with the cooking her hair tied back in a messy bun held up by her wand to Sirius she was something more than his friend.

After dinner Y/N made her way to the door with Sirius and Remus behind her 

“so.. ill see you two at the next meeting then” Y/N spoke awkwardly punching Remus in the arm trying to avoid Sirius as much as possible  

“I guess so…” Remus grinned nudging Sirius to speak

“STAY!” Sirius sudden outburst drew the attention of everyone in the house “stay with me Y/N Please… let me love you again”

Y/N had a smug grin upon her face with hot tears spilling from her eyes “i was waiting all day for you to say that, because all those 14 years you were gone i Never stopped loving you and Remus owes me 5 galleons ” she sniffed and hugged the awestruck Sirius 

“Wait” Sirius looked at Y/N “why dose moony ow you 5 Galleons”

“to see who would confess their love first”

“you never cease to amaze me Y/N” 

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Witch Weekly | Health & Beauty: Reviews

Sensitive skin stressing you out? Hogwarts alumnus Katie Bell might have the answer with her Herbivicus skincare range.

During her chaser days on Gryffindor’s Quidditch team, Herbivicus CEO Katie Bell often broke out in rashes and acne off the pitch. Besides teenage hormones, she attributes this to ‘Quidditch grime’, the dirty oil build-up from long and gruelling training sessions. 

Frustrated, she spent many hours trying to charm her skin woes away; however, she soon learnt only an exceptionally skilled witch or wizard could charm sensitive, inflamed, and unbalanced skin back into health. 

What helped, however, was the rare potion brewed by matron Poppy Pomfrey, made with leftover ingredients from the Potions stores. Such a concoction was hard to come by and wheedled out of Mdm Pomfrey at great cost. 

After the war, Ms Bell built a career in innovative skincare, working with expert healers in Vietnam, her mother’s native country. After spending a few years there in research and development, she returned to the UK and perfected her skincare line with Mdm Pomfrey’s input. 

Herbivicus prides itself on extensive R&D practices and cutting edge technology, both of which are reflected in their plant-based, lab-charmed products. This expertise is also reflected in the cost of their products: at 5 galleons for a 120ml Fluxweed Cleanser and 6 galleons for their famous Moondew Serum, Herbivicus does not come cheap.

The products are so effective, however, that the Skin Centre at St. Mungo’s Hospital prescribes them to patients. When I followed Ms Bell’s recommended 6 Step Skincare Regimen, my sensitive skin was noticeably clearer and smoother after just 14 days. Half a year later, my old acne scars are almost completely gone, thanks to the Dittany Scar Eraser. 

Verdict: Worth every galleon.

Rating: 5/5 stars

Visit the Herbivicus flagship store at Diagon Alley for a free skin consultation and customised skincare regimen. The Herbivicus range is also available nationwide at Brown’s and Astor Apothecaries.

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This is for the anons who wanted to know what Katie was up to!


Photos are not mine. Photographer: Zhang Jingna | Model: Minh Hang

patronus training

After Marauders and Lily graduated they were asked by Dumbledore himself to join the Order of the Phoenix, none of them hesitated before saying yes. Alice, Frank, Marlene, Dorcas and Mary were in the same room as they were when Dumbledore made the invitation and none of them thought more than a second, it was important and they were important, too. James and Sirius’ life long dreams of becoming Aurors were put on hold for a while but Remus felt good being a part of something as important as this. Peter was mostly excited because he got to be around the others for a few years more, until the war ended, he was scared but he had the boys so it was alright.

After they accepted Dumbledore’s offers they were put through some trainings. It was sometimes Moody, sometimes McGonagall, they even did some with Dumbledore.

Moody was standing in the middle of a particularly large room in the Orders headquarters. The room was gloom and empty, Marauders figured it was because they didn’t want to deal with things breaking. All the Marauders and Lily were standing side by side waiting for Moody to say a word about their training today, if it was Moody they were sure to deal with some advanced hexes but when he opened his mouth to say “Alright, we will deal with the Patronus Charm today. The incantation is quite simple Expecto Patronum” Lily gasped and the Marauders started looking at each other. 

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I have a headcanon that Professor McGonagall and Professor Dumbledore would have tea and talk about which students were dating and place bets their favorite couples.  

“Minerva did you see that James Potter and Lily Evans are finally dating?”
*Hands over 5 Galleons*

“You know Albus, Potter and Cho Chang have a date on Valentine’s Day.”
“Oh that won’t last, he’s getting together with Ginny Weasley, mark my words.”
“10 Galleons?”
“Naturally”

Sirius x Reader: Mo & Pa (Pt2)

Warnings: None (pregnancy?)

Requested: Yes 

A/N: Ok idk if this is as good as pt1 but i hope everyone still likes it!! Enjoy reading and remember to send me requests because I’m running low x 

PART 1

“You folded it wrong.” You said from the armchair in the corner of your bedroom.

“You do it then.” Sirius huffed.

“Um, pregnant.” You feigned horror but flicked your wand nonetheless, folding the shirt perfectly.

Sirius rolled his eyes, stood up and kissed you on the forehead before making his way downstairs to get the owl that had just flown into the kitchen.

“It’s from Molly!!” Sirius called up the stairs.

Molly Weasley had invited Harry, you and Sirius to their house to celebrate Christmas as Harry and Ron had quickly become inseparable.

“Ok, coming!” You said before Sirius brought it to you. You were only 4 months pregnant but to Sirius you looked pregnant enough to not have to do much, and you definitely didn’t mind.

You jogged down the stairs and opened the envelope:

Dear Y/N and Sirius,

I am simply overjoyed that you will be celebrating Christmas with us!

Also, a congratulations are in order Y/N- a baby! I have enclosed our address for you as I found it much easier (and felt safer) to travel by floo powder when I was pregnant.

I cannot wait to see you both- would you mind bringing some potatoes with you? Our garden was a bit of a disappointment this year!

Love, Molly and Arthur

You smiled at the letter and quickly scribbled a reply, saying you would bring potatoes and a turkey finishing with a thank you for her consideration. You sent the owl off with the letter and looked at the clock. 1 hour until you had to collect Harry from the train station.

“TIME TO GO!” you shouted up the stairs, you had missed Harry enormously and wanted to see him as soon as possible.

“YOU CAN’T RUSH BEAUTY!” Sirius ran down the stairs, you rolled your eyes when you saw the smirk that had spread over his face, the same one that had made you fall in love all those years ago.

“I can’t see him.” you moaned, trying to look over the crowd in front of you.

“It’s fine, I’m sure he’s on it.” Sirius said coolly, swinging his arm over your shoulder.

You leant into Sirius and wrapped an arm around his waist, resting the other on your growing belly. “Saw him.” You muttered a few minutes later, seeing his crazy mop of black hair that was exactly like the one you’d grown up with.

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If you think Hinny wasn’t that couple that made bets about there kids lives then you’re wrong.

“Bet you 5 galleons he’ll tell us he’s gay by Christmas”
“Please Harry, Albus is just like you, it won’t be until we find him and Chad making out in the broom closet that he even considers telling us. I bet 15 it’ll be 2 years before he tells us.”
“You better be ready to pay up, Weasley.”

“Bet you he’ll be head Auror by 40.”
“James is more ambitious than that. 10 galleons says he’ll have my job by 30.”
“You’re on, Potter.”

“Bet you they’ll still be dancing around each other when they’re old and gray.”
“Have you seen the way Scorpius has been looking at her since Christmas. It’ll be soon. 8 galleons says the lily pendant Lily got anonymously for her birthday was from him.”
“Let’s make it 20.”

thesilverarrowflies  asked:

Can you pretty please do prompt 14 with the Weasley twins?? <3

Prompt: “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?” 


“(Y/N)! Just the person we were looking for!” 

You grimaced, continuing your walk through the courtyard, the gloomy sky seeming to exactly capture how you were feeling. 

“Not today, boys,” you said, the two lanky gingers catching up with you, the same confused smile plastered on both their faces.

“What do you mean ‘not today, boys’?” Fred asked. 

“Yeah, we’re every day boys!” George agreed and you shook your head, holding your books close to your chest as you attempted to kick the mud off the bottom of your shoe before walking into the castle. Doing Care for Magical Creatures in the rain hadn’t been all that fun for you as you knew that if Umbridge caught you walking around the castle with muddy shoes she’d throw a fit. 

“Sorry, I have to go work on my defense homework,” you tried to walk past them but they both blocked you off. 

“Hang on,” George said, “when have you ever blown us off to do homework?”

“Since Umbridge came around.” 

“What’s the worst the old hag can do?”

Before either of them could come up with a funny and witty thing she could do, you held up your hand, revealing the tiny scabs that were beginning to appear that read, ‘I will respect my teachers’.

“Are you trying to tell us that Umbridge did that to you?”

“She did do that to me,” you grumbled, “and if I don’t do this stupid defense homework I’ll continue to be on her hit list.” 

“But that’s an illegal hit list!” Fred boomed, the twins now following you closely to the library.

“Yeah and there’s nothing we can do about it.” 

“There’s everything we can do about it. No one hurts our girl and gets away with it.” 


For the next hour or so you sat in the library with Fred and George and you were pretty certain that of all the years you’ve been at Hogwarts you had not once seen them in there. There was the time in second year where they told you they hid in there after pranking Snape but you had never seen it with your own eyes. 

The two whispered among themselves, occasionally glancing up at you and giving a sweet smile. You raised your eyebrows at them but continued your work - you knew they were perfectly capable of forming whatever plan they wanted against Umbridge. They were a lot smarter than they put off. 

It wasn’t until dinner came around and you were all sitting in the Great Hall when they decided to let in on there plan and by the time it happened, it was all a bit late to tell them what could go wrong. 

“You know how we keep trying to convince you to test out some of our products?” Fred asked you casually as you looked down at your food suspiciously. 

“You better not have spiked me.” 

“No, no, we don’t give it to people without their consent,” George assured, handing Dennis Creevey 5 galleons as he came by the table, “however there is one person that we decided doesn’t deserve to have the choice.” 

Before you could response, Umbridge screamed and you couldn’t believe your eyes as she ran - literally ran and attempted to get out of the Great Hall. As she went past the Gryffindor table, you realised what the laughter was about. Umbridge, you didn’t know how to put it any lighter than this, had shit herself and it was very visible on her pink skirt. 

“Oh my god,” you whispered to yourself, Fred and George high fiving when she was out of sight. 

“She’s going to have severe diarrhea for at least 4 more hours,” Fred grinned and you grinned right back, “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for us?” 

You hugged George’s side and squeezed Fred’s arm in appreciation. 

“You know I’ll always smile for the two of you.” 

Drarry at some point
  • Harry: Hey Draco, nice ass.
  • Draco spits water that he was drinking.
  • Draco: WHAT????!!?!!?!??
  • Harry: I said, "Hey Draco, nice ass"
  • Draco faints.
  • Ron: You owe me 5 galleons.