5 for you bd

Happy birthday my spirit animal of cat lovers, Lord Mitsuhide~! Keep awesome and love cats moreeeeeee \(✪ω✪)/

On the subject of chair placement
  • *before auditions*
  • Clarinet Player: I CANNOT DO THIS I AM GOING TO FAIL. I AM GOING TO GET LAST CHAIR! Wait, no I won't. I won't get last chair I am noT EVEN GOING TO GET A CHAIR BECAUSE I SUCK SO BAD. I AM GOING TO BE FIRST FLOOR. EXCEPT I WON'T EVEN BE FIRST I'M GOING TO GET 11TH CHAIR FLOOR

marc-who  asked:

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you?

I am almost 40, I’m 5'7 my bd is in the winter bc i am between a Capricorn and Aquarius , my favorite color is pink, i am from Cincinnati (Go Reds) with a furlough in Chicago (Go Bears), my lucky number is 1 or 13, my shoe size is giant 9.5, and i let the cat live here rent free.

baseball player!michael always being so obnoxious. every game day you’d walk down to the field together since you were on the softball team. you’d go your separate ways and begin stretching with your team. you’d look over to the boys’ dugout to see michael stripping off his clothes and begin putting on his uniform, making all the girls on your team groan and you just smile at his stupidness.

anonymous asked:

S8 is the last and only 16 eps. If you think they will ruin 7 years of delena to make BD happens for 5 episodes you are wrong.

Ooh sweetie, I don’t know where you’ve been but that Delena shit has quite literally crashed and burned. It’s dead and buried. 6 feet under. All the puns intended, darling. And even if the Elana bitch was alive, Damon has continued to lose fucks since S6.  I don’t think a person in ep!c all-consuming love should be saying he would lose his mind if he lost another girl. Just sayin. 

All that aside, I’m still rollin over the fact that you think I give a fuck about your opinion.

No forrealz that’s some funny shit! Have fun fantasizing over Damon x Coffin, the same shit ship that fucked up the show!