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taekook af pt. 2

highschool! au | sweetiepie! taehyung w/ player/basketball player!jungkook

summary; taehyung and jungkook are the type of people who are really known around the school by all of their classmates. ironically, they don’t know about each other…

warning; uh mature language ya 

part 1 | part 2


                                                      Jungkook

Originally posted by nnochu

  Jungkook wasn’t having the best day, considering all the shit that has happened within 5 hours. He overslept (he has overslept plenty of time but he hates doing it), didn’t have time to eat breakfast, forgot his homework from all of his classes, and forgot to get the extra money his mom left for him on the counter next to his breakfast that he didn’t have time to eat.

   Once he got to school, he was late and was wearing a lazy outfit on; a simple white t-shirt with his grey sweatpants but he didn’t mind because he didn’t really care what people thought. People loved thinking about him, though.

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Full time work should entitle someone to enough pay for rent, food, bills, and leisure activities. Full time work for a full life wage. You put in your 8 hours a day, 5 days a week? You should be able to afford the basic shit you need in life, no matter where you work.

Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day: #5
  • Gryffindor: "I think I could make you very happy."
  • Slytherin: "Why? Are you leaving?"

i wish i could do things right and i wish i had motivation to get up

NCT as things I have heard my friends say

I’m doing this because my friends bet me this would get more than 100 notes within 5 days because she is certain my friends say the stupidest shit ever she 100% right but thats not something I’ll ever tell her

Taeil: *recording video* “I love my friends so much” *Camera turns off* “Fuck you bitches with a million glitter pens”

Hansol: “Whoever says anything stupid will get sent to the kinky dungeon”

Johnny: “Yes the weather up here is nice. Do you know what would be nicer? A little fucking respect around here”

Taeyong: “I may be young but ain’t stopping me from dancing to EXO as sexy as I like”

Yuta: “God they are so hot, it’s a shame that I’m straight!”

Kun: “Of course I killed him the guy forgot about me, like how can anyone forget this handsome face”

Doyoung: “I may look sweet and angelic but under my skin is a hell fire waiting to burn you all”

Ten: “A different dick a day keeps the churches away”

Jaehyun: “My flirting skills are the only thing I have going for but at least there that”

WinWin: “Pro-tip for life, your cute is your greatest weapon use it to manipulate and demolish your friends and enemies”

Mark: “I worked my ass off for what, a lousy dirty muffin”

Renjun: “So what if I like cartoons? They make me happier than you losers I call friends”

Jeno: “I would kill you if I wasn’t so goddamn attracted to you, maybe we should just divorce” 

Haechan: “Do you have time to talk about our lord, saviour and greatest ass of the century, me you fuck trees”

Jaemin: “A friend of mine once said “I would kill you if I wasn’t so goddamn attracted to you, maybe we should just divorce” we’re still together though and now we have a child”

Chenle: “I shall sacrifice the taller guy to satan for a cute ass puppy anyday”

Jisung: “I got scared of my shadow and jumped out my bedroom window out of habit”

I am increasingly concerned for my friends, some of these work well others don’t.

Originally posted by dovounq

me, depressed: i don’t care about…… …. .. anything
me, springing up in a cold sweat: EXCEPT *WHEEZE* E-…ERNST ROBEL’S WELLBEING

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@cosmicstupidity 

gots me weak spots!