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Peridot has extra in her name because she is in a sub vein where as our amathyst’s kindergarten is no where near as eaten up as homeworld projections are.

  • Yusuke: Would you like to hear a joke?
  • Akira: I think I'll pass-
  • Yusuke: So a rope walks into the bar and asks for a drink.
  • Akira: Yusuke-
  • Yusuke: The bartender tells him that they can't serve ropes at his establishment.
  • Akira: Yusuke please.
  • Yusuke: The rope throws a fit and goes outside. He throws a tantrum and starts rolling around in the dirt and he ties himself up.
  • Akira: Don't.
  • Yusuke: He then walks back inside and asks for a drink. The bartender asks if he is the same rope from before.
  • Akira: ...
  • Yusuke: The rope says "No, I'm a frayed knot."
  • Akira: ... I wish I could hang myself with that joke.
  • Yusuke: I'm afraid not.
  • Akira: MOTHERFU-

The full Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency SkyBound Interview.

I know we all have different ideas about Lena at the alien bar, hell if she would ever even step a foot inside the alien bar because why would they want her there when her family has done nothing but try to rid the planet of aliens?

But I just got this idea of what if Lena does go to the alien bar and she’s nervous as hell but disguises it with her perfect Luthor composure and Kara’s hand is wrapped tightly around her own and she’s whispering “Lena just say the word and we’ll leave.”

But this is such a big part of who Kara is and even though Lena is terrified, she wants to know every part of Kara. So she walks into the bar expecting the worst…

Only to very quickly realize that the patrons in the bar –after 5 seconds of excruciating silence followed with whispers of thanks, nods and handshakes, and the bartender saying her first round is already covered– they don’t see her as a member of the most famous alien-hating family, but as the only reason all the aliens, all of them, in National City are even alive because she destroyed the Medusa virus.

Summer Fling Masterlist

After months of struggling, an impulse decision puts you on the road from Sioux Falls to Lawrence Kansas, hoping that your father, Bobby Singer, will take you in for the summer.  A breath of fresh air. A change of scenery. But little did you know, this summer was going to change your life forever.

A Dean x Reader AU

Part 1: Welcome to Lawrence, Kansas

Part 2: Another Day, Another Dollar

Part 3: Thursday Night is Pizza Night 

Part 4: Ellen’s Bar

Part 5: Date Night

Part 6: Beautiful Sunny Sunday

Part 7: Fourth of July

Some Things Kent Parson Has Said to the Rookies While Drunk:

1. “My cat is more beautiful than all of you ugly fuckers combined and if you don’t think so then everyone can suck it and get out of my house,” then proceeded to cry into a random rookie’s arms for no particular reason.

2. “I just want to eat cereal out of the Cup again. I ask for so little–” (”Parser, you said if your future spouse doesn’t buy you a ring with a diamond that’s bigger than your face, you’ll blow your brains out.”) “……Get out of my house.” 

3. “See that guy over there? I’m going to climb him like a tree. Hold my drink.” (“No, Parser–”) “If I don’t come out of the bathroom in ten minutes, assume that I’ve died by dick–” (“Jesus, I’m taking you home.”)

4. “Fuck, I have to dance. It’s Britney. This is my moment.” (”Kent, please don’t–” Kent slaps the rookie’s hands away.) “My loneliness is killing me–don’t fucking touch me, James–

5. (Post-bar hopping. A rookie is petting Kent’s hair, hoping that he’ll go to sleep soon, but Kent shoots right up for a brief moment.) “You guys are the best teammates a guy can ask for. Thanks for taking me home. Please don’t leave me alone. I love everyone. Except you, James. But only because you used all my Nutella and put the jar back. You think I wouldn’t notice? What the fuck, man.”

BONUS +1, at the Parson-Mashkov wedding:
“You know, the diamond he got wasn’t the size of my face. But that’s okay, because he’s got a huge–” ( “Okay, Parser, we know, your husband has a huge fucking dick. Congrats.”) “What? No. I was going to say, ‘huge heart.’ You fucking sickos. Stop thinking about my husband’s penis.” (”We weren’t.”) “It is pretty fucking big though.” (”God, Parser, why would you–” All rookies and Kent chug their drinks.)

Misdialed Call (Part Three)

Summary: After an overall bad day, you call your best friend to rant and to vent. But when you accidentally misdial, you end up talking to a complete stranger. What you don’t know is that this stranger may not be a stranger at all. He may even be the world’s first superhero.

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Words: 590

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Something About a Feeling: Series

1. Something About a Feeling
The one where Harry has a girlfriend but can’t help but think about the girl from the bar.

2. Something about a Touch
The one where Harry can’t stop touching his cock to the girl who has nestled a way into his thoughts.

3. Something About a Moment
The one where Harry begins to understand you might be someone much more than temporary.  

4. Something About a Dream
The one where Harry finally admits he’s in love with the girl from the bar.

5. Something About a Choice
The one where he can no longer deny himself of the girl from the bar.


Ever wonder where Seth grabs a bite to eat or just enjoy hanging out? Here are a few places!

(In order from top to bottom, left to right)

- Bootsy Bellows Nightclub LA, CA
Seth frequents this Vaudeville inspired nightclub where he enjoys both drinking and occasionally performing.

- Matsuhisa Restaurant LA, CA
Seth has been spotted at this Japanese restaurant with Charlize Theron.

- BOA Steakhouse LA, CA
Seth was recorded by paparazzi picking up his dinner at this five star restaurant before heading across the street and into Bootsy Bellows nightclub.

- Beverly Hills Hotel LA, CA
Seth was spotted leaving this hotel as he hugged friend Charlize Theron.

- Starfish Restaurant LA, CA
Seth was also spotted at this restaurant with Charlize.

- Cafe Brass Monkey LA, CA
Seth has enjoyed this karaoke bar quite a few times. One of those times being when he took ex-girlfriend Emilia Clarke here on a karaoke date.

- Nerano Restaurant LA, CA
Seth was spotted leaving this Italian restaurant with Jessica Stroupe.

- Viceroy L'Ermitage Hotel LA, CA
Seth was spotted outside this hotel where he ran into friend Rachel McAdams.

- Four Seasons Hotel LA, CA
Seth has been spotted at this hotel quite a few times. Once with ex-girlfriend Emilia Clarke, and another time by a man who was actually talking about him when he ironically walked out of the hotel behind him.

Bar Knowledge: 5 Essential books for cocktail enthusiasts and passionate bartenders.

We are living in a great age, the internet is flooded with information and you no longer need to visit your local library, and shuffle through dusty books to acquire the knowledge you’re looking for. It’s crazy just to think that most of the people in developed countries hold an unlimited source of knowledge in their pockets, but only use it to catch pokemon or watch other people fuck.

There are courses for bartenders, and sure, you can learn some practical basics, but the best way to learn is through a bartending job, direct experience. And what about the history? University degrees in Mixology and Cocktail History don’t exist. If you are passionate about this craft you have to dig for it yourself!

Lucky for us there are plenty of great books on the market that go above and beyond to teach and inspire the younger generation of bartenders. I have written out a list of books, that in my opinion are essential, and a must read for any devoted mixologist.

NOTE: I have reviewed the books in order based on their difficulty/knowledge level. I suggest reading them in this order. First basics, than rapid Nitrous infusions and clarification with agar.

1. THE BAR BOOK by Jeffrey Morgenthaler.
The bar book is where we start. Infact I believe to maintain a certain standard of quality across the globe, every barman should read the Bar Book. Focused on techniques only, this book teaches you how to make syrups, infusions, tinctures, how ice is formed, how to use dairy/ eggs in cocktails, different measuring formats, stirring, shaking and everything in between. Jeffrey Morgenthaler is a great guy and a funny one at that. You can find him on youtube (smallscreennetwork) telling funny bar stories and showing you how it’s all done. This book is a perfect example of his laid back personality. When I was reading, it felt like my friend was teaching me the ways. 

2. THE JOY OF MIXOLOGY by Gary Regan.
One of the first cocktail books I have read and still one of the best. The joy of mixology is a great read and an “all around” cocktail book. It is more or less segregated into three parts. The first part covers the history of the cocktail and drinking culture, starting from the earliest pre-prohibition days to the modern era. The second part goes into the techniques and how to implement them into your work. The third and final part is the recipes themselves. Gary Regan made sure to include the most important cocktails, and even with some recipes he writes out the history behind it. But the most important thing to learn from this book is categories. It will teach you how to categorize cocktails based on their ingredients. This will help you understand the structure behind a cocktail and will also aid you in the future when you want to invent your own.

3. IMBIBE by David Wondrich.
Time to brush up on your history! David Wondrich is the most respected writer and considered a historian in the cocktail world, and Imbibe is his most famous book yet. This book pays homage to the godfather of mixology Professor Jerry Thomas, it tells you a story of his life as well as his recipes. Imbibe is a great read that focuses on the early days of the culture. Recipes and history of punches, daisies, slings, crustas, cobblers and more old-school cocktails fill the pages and are a joy to study by any cocktail geek. Imbibe is a must read.

Now we know the techniques, categories, and history, it is time to learn about the origins. You see the bottles behind your bar? This book opens your eyes and makes you realise how much work goes into each bottle before it is placed on that shelf. Written by a botanist this book is all about the plants. It will take you on an adventure where you explore how the distillation process works, how malt starch is converted into sugar and in turn eaten up by yeast to release alcohol and co2, how oak barrels flavour aged spirits, where agave plants grown and how they are harvested, and much more. After finishing The Drunken Botanist, not only will you appreciate each spirit more and look at it in a different light, but you will also feel confident when surrounded by all that spirit, because you will know exactly how, and from what it was made.

Are you ready for the next level? Now that you know your techniques, categories, history and origin of each spirit , it is time to move on to some serious stuff. Dave Arnold being the obsessed perfectionist he is in the field doesn’t disappoint with this book. A heavy read filled with tons of information, but if you’re up for getting into the chemical details and are willing to start some fascinating experiments at home or your bar, this is deffinitely for you! Rapid infusions with ISI, bottling drinks and carbonation, fat washing, egg washing, milk washing, clarification, vacuum seals. Geek-gasm!

Extra: There are so many more books around that I would love to add to the list, but I had to narrow it down. From Jim Meehans PDT, to the infamous Savoy Cocktail book. A whole book on bitters, or a whole book on one specific spirit itself. Do your research and have fun!

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