4x02: hair today goon tomorrow

This is who I am now, daddy. I’m a townie. I’m worse than a townie because I rely on my parents for economic support. I didn’t even buy this cereal. You bought this cereal. You bought my clothes. You bought this cereal. You bought the milk, which was white when it started, but is chocolate now because it’s Coco Puffs and I’ve been sitting here for nine hours.
—  Eric Matthews in “Hair Today, Goon Tomorrow.” Boy Meets World (Season 4, Episode 2). Michael Jacobs Productions/Touchstone Television, 1996.