You made a vow.
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John Watson to Sherlock Holmes, The Six Thatchers

Me: WELL SO DID YOU JOHN!!!! I DIDN’T SEE YOU BLOODY KEEP IT!!! WHAT DID THE ASSASSIN/DETECTIVE/MOTHER/WIFE GET TOO BORING FOR YOU??? AT LEAST SHERLOCK WENT TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH TO KEEP YOUR LITTLE FAMILY SAFE!!!!! YOU COULDN’T EVEN KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!!!!