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GRL PWR PLAYLIST

Girls are so important. Queer girls. Black Girls. Brown Girls. Trans Girls. Masc Girls. Femme Girls. Disabled Girls. Feminists. Fat Girls. Skinny Girls. Girls who “cover up”. Girls who rock crop tops and short-shorts. Girls questioning their sexuality. Girls with mental illness. Girls who are young. Girls who are old. Girls who are sex workers. Girls who are CEOs. Girls who are students. Girls who are secretaries. Girls with curls, fros, freckles, acne, stretch marks, scars, muscles ALL GIRLS. I love girls in a v. gay and not gay way, HA.

Let’s celebrate girls. GRL PWR PLAYLIST

  1. CLC: Hobgoblin
  2. Girls Generation: I Got A Boy
  3. Red Velvet: Dumb Dumb
  4. Twice: Ohh Ahh
  5. BlackPink: Whistle
  6. Cosmic Girl: Catch Me
  7. GFriend: Navillera
  8. F(x) Rum Pum Pum Pum
  9. Sistar: Shake It
  10. Exid: Up & Down
  11. 4Minute: Crazy
  12. 9Muses: Hurt Locker
  13. AOA: Good Luck
  14. Brown Eyed Girls: Abracadabra
  15. Hani, Luna, Solar: Honey Bee

Black Pink debuts: They’re copying 2NE1

CLC has a comeback: They’re copying 4Minute

Red Velvet debuts: They’re the walmart version of F(X)

Gfriend debuts: They’re Apink wannabes

Apink Debuts: They’re copying SNSD

Twice debuts: They’re just trying to be SNSD

Seohyun has solo debut: She’s copying Ariana Grande

Girl/Girl Group does anything = being criticized


Boy Groups: Literally do the same shit over and over again

You guys:

Me:

ATTENTION ALL KPOP FANS (no matter the fandom) PLEASE LISTEN

Don’t judge an idol because they have acne. Don’t judge an idol because they have facial hair.
Don’t judge an idol because they don’t fit the standards.
Don’t judge a female idol because she is curvy.
Don’t judge a female idol because of her short hair.
Don’t judge a female idol because of her attire.
Don’t judge an idol because they have tan skin.
Don’t judge an idol because they support LGBT rights.
Don’t judge an idol because they are short.
Don’t judge an idol because they have monolids.
Don’t judge an idol because they have blonde hair.
Don’t judge an idol because your friend does.
Don’t judge an idol because of their facial structure.
Don’t judge an idol because they left a group.
Don’t judge an idol because they cry on screen or on stage.
Don’t judge a male idol because he isn’t muscular.
Don’t judge a female idol because she’s skinny.
Don’t judge an idol because they are dating someone other than you.
Don’t judge an idol for stupid reasons.

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This fucked me up

I find it really sad how disposable Kpop groups are. Not just by their fans but also by the industry itself. It’s like they have an expiration date set on them, where once they’ve been in the industry for a certain number of years, they’re labeled too “old” and just thrown into the sidelines to wither away. They’re not even worthy enough to be invited to award shows because they’ve apparently reached their limit and supposedly not “relevant” enough to the public eye, so they end up being disrespected and forgotten. What’s even more sad is that these so called groups considered irrelevant now are the ones who made Kpop this huge and profitable today, and they don’t even get a quarter of the acknowledgement they deserve.

2NE1 were my first mains so dealing with it right now is too painful. Instead, I’mma focus on all the good things that happened in 2016.

  • Narsha of Brown Eyed Girls got married!
  • JeA and Miryo are both working and releasing solos and also confirmed that Narsha being married won’t interfere with Brown Eyed Girls staying together. Also confirmed they’re working on a full group album.
  • Sohee, former Wonder Girls member, landed herself some great acting jobs this year!
  • Wonder Girls confirmed their dominance by slaying the charts with Why So Lonely which also sold amazingly well for current girl group standards.
  • Gyuri, Seungyeon, Hara, Jiyoung, Youngji (I think Nicole too? ) are still staying in touch and appearing together. Keep saying KARA is not dead but I don’t know what to make of it.
  • Taeyeon had a comeback as a solo artist
  • Jessica debuted as a solo artist
  • Tiffany debuted as a solo artist
  • Seohyun will debut as a solo artist
  • After School are… Still not disbanded, which is good news
  • CL seems to be enjoying herself in the US
  • Bom uploaded a video in which she said she was practicing her singing which means she has not given up. Will possibly find a new agency?
  • Minzy will debut as a solo artist
  • Jiyoon confirmed that 4Minute are still in touch, this could mean Hyuna too
  • Jiyoon (finally!) debuted as a solo artist
  • T-ara said that they no longer care whether Korea hates them or not and will stay together just to piss every K-netizen. Hyomin even liked a picture of a Chinese fan spitting on SBS’ logo for not letting T-ara win #QueensOnly
  • Amber and Luna are doing everything they can to keep f(x) alive and they’re doing a great job
  • SISTAR are still Queens. And now that 2NE1 are dead I guess that makes them Korea’s 2nd Greatest Girl Group? Good job! I remember I was so mad back in 2014 when 2NE1 didn’t get the “Best Female Group Award” at MAMA but SISTAR did. I couldn’t be a bigger idiot, I’m glad I “atoned for my sins” and love both groups now. They also killed homophobia with their MV for “One More Day”
  • Fei, Jia and Min are still in touch and they all support each other.
  • Min was confirmed to be in a relationship with G-Soul, she also liked a tweet of an asshole who was dissing her and said she should be “greateful that Suzy fed her ass all these years” . She and Hyomin should have a talkshow and just talk about all the shit they’ve heard as idols and laugh about it. Could get Bom to star with them too!
  • Suzy is still the supreme ruler of South Korea

This year we lost KARA, 2NE1 and 4Minute. miss A and After School are still on hiatus and they lost Jia and Jungah and Jooyeon respectively but they’re still officially together (former members seem to still be in touch with their bandmates too) .

But the Brown Eyed Girls, Wonder Girls, Girls’ Generation, T-ara, f(x) and SISTAR are still going strong, we should at least be grateful for that!