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4,000 followers scoob doob

I did say my next FF post wouldn’t be until 5k but this took a lot longer to reach than I was expecting. A lot of stuff’s happened to me since I said that and I lost all my motivation post anything for a few months so the follower count (understandably) dropped pretty heavily during that time.

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone the stuck around when I was doing jack shit here and to everyone that’s stopped by since.
My only regret is that I don’t seem welcoming enough and I know people are nervous about talking to me because of it. I’m really sorry about that but trust me it does make me happy when people want to chat so feel absolutely free to.
Believe it or not i’m actually pretty friendly!

As always, Mango luvs ya and keep being lovable! xoxo

Originally posted by hiratzuka

I wanted to do a couple of sets of shoutouts but this is already longer than i’d planned so i’ll put a read more here so this doesn’t clog up any more of your dash! Here’s a list of the cool people i’m glad I got to meet through here and who i’d recommend you check out if you asked me. 
This was rushed and i’ve almost certainly missed plenty of people off here.
Let me know if i’m a muppet and left you out and i’ll publicly shame myself in repentance/ fix my mistake!

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Thanks everyone! 

I didn’t expect to get 1000 more followers so soon, specially with my inactivity lately. I guess it’s the Tsuyu icon or something. Last time I did something like this was in april when I reached 2k, but I’ve met, followed and been followed by plenty of cool people since then so it’s time to do it again. 

Apologies if I forget the name of someone close, it’s been hard to keep up with url changes (also I’m dumb). I will mention some people who I don’t really talk to or aren’t mutuals, but who I really dig and have great blogs you should check out. I will avoid art blogs I’ve never interacted with because I follow a ton.

Anyway, here we go in no particular order, mutuals will be bolded and I will certainly forget some names and edit this later:

Most Beloved or Coolest Mutuals:

@alphastigma117 @buffbon @coolyo294 @darkrai10 @mystgourmet @sonic06apologist @hakureiillusion @sylferino @tsunglasses @pancakeke @vatonnage @pepperonii-chan @kisamas @parjay @sleepyidolmango-chan @the-man-who-sold-za-warudo @twiiiaboo @nflstreet @ipscell @teamtsugumi @shokaku @subsidiary @medusalily @deadrisingrevengeance @the-great-mighty-dick @officialyasen @psielite @choicespecsgalvantula @deadlykillerqueen @kickloop @fatal-potato @countupyoursins @spplmj @calientei @suzuyakaini @megamanfour @unlimitedbauxiteworks @baristaboy @kamoi @neo-zeon @antidepressant42 @hokuto-ju-no-ken @kuzuchu  @riikaisen @megamanbattlenetwork3 @psiwind @canape-official @tsunderrated @fernandaps2 @turbobyakuren @cheeralism @panpakapaan @gnarlysensei @soitsu @cygames @lacepantsu @genuine-sadboy @simplykasumi @memecucker @juri–han @dinner-blaster-zero @rorisama @winged-wasabi @icekong @sachi-komine @basedkanbaru @tsunderestimated @lucasflims @wheel-skellington @hatsuzookie @ylwkirby @araragi-kun @dojyaan @lazycrypt @journaloftomfooleryandjapery @papa-manatee @ryo-maybe @plush-size-cutie @juliehetathug @mechfrog @uss-torsk @kotoha @buffaro @hiraganja @mike-and-his-blog @kissonwakeup @nights-in-white-satin @wyrmmaster @bird-king-jay @novastarphantom @sageviridi @kanyecolle @kroncw @meezy7 @kyousukebei @vuhii​ @tippy-the-rabbit @topographicocean @flipflopity @tsuchinoko-official @pk-smokey @the-x-button @laidlays @macmike-senpai @darkchunni @kineticpenguin @maysjedi @dickgee @officialastolfo @queenwhiskey @a-titty-ninja-with-a-water-gun @dickardt @patchoulism @salt-right @ember-spirt @pettankochan @mujaya @gurrenbuster @lewdest-lounge @cresciento @buge-yes @jecenifo @folimoli @yeah-yeah-beebiss-1 @insanelyfriendlyguy @rolofunk @ufotable @figma @gyro-zeppeli-official @xenogears-official @frannypaks @supersoftly @minatokun @hidakka @official-kanzaki-ranko @s-tier @blueguydoescrap @woogles @smart-elec @morganiser @momrobot @mankoshoujo @yuubarii @scope-dogg @harmonicstupidity @brbgensokyo @fate-staynight @friend-san

Other very cool blogs you should definitely check out:

@moonlandingwasfaked @mobpsycho100 @kazucrash @expcake @aku-no-homu @the-foley-knoll-horror @enecoo @mediumsizedboy @janime6 @smiley-the-guy @ness-paula @cerastes @l-nobby-l @porunareff @transitica @metalslugx @chefpyro the-entire-furry-fandom @mistah-joestar @puyo-puyo-tetris @scotchtapeofficial @paper-mario-wiki @gamerphobic @oborolover @dat-soldier @thefeelofavideogame @realestmatt @nickerino @ochako @scary-boi @baka-dot-exe @nyanberry @nentindo @kreuzader @onodera-kosaki @unadulteratedpiratepizza @kvlen @noxtheox @kuueater @skyholic @fujiwara-armbar @essence-of-armbarring @xenothral @xenodile @sirlorence @mettic @pyronoid-d @kongou-san @moonriv @joey-wheeler-official @killer-tharja @corn-chan @nifigiri @space-dandy @sn0wbro @slimetony @letshearitforthisclown @bruhavoc @powertopsenpai @lmaonade @lutacrist @mmx4 @opticbread @rifleweeb @standard-dingo @nonon-jakuzure @cobracommanderofficial @ask-oncies-jizz @byzantine-love-machine @ominous-misaka @thathomestar @kongou-nox @uss-edsall @thigh-high-senpai @kongou-bongou @man-nona @onion-knight-official @shinmeganetenseiapocalypse @udon-udon @literallytheworstblogger @harmlesshenry @hwecqi @silvertsundere @houshou @hmswarspite @chino-is-the-order-a-hell-yeah @microwaved-banana @squid-yiffer @botesregias @ladyfubuki @candygarnet @rainesage @anime-scarves @gudakotothepolls @dunkaroos @skynohoshi @official-medjed @tenkaichibudokai @psychopass @baka-dot-exe @griffmstr @hinaofficial @momfricker @nessamiibo @grimoirenier @gunpla @artouriapendragon @bigbossdidnothingwrong083 @0rdi @vesperiastar @pizzaochcola @captainsnoop @queen-of-moths @nyartorias @narunee @thehistorychannel @skubtastic @badciv

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hello, its gabs!!! i reached 4k this morning and im honestly speechless?? im so thankful for everyone on here, i love all of you sm!! u make me so happy asdfgkh💓

also thank u to @1hyunsik for being my bff i lob u sm jan

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thank you all so so much for 4k !!
i chose this gif bc that’s my face rn… i’m just imagining four thousand people standing in my backyard !! that’s heckin insane !! i love every single person who took the time to click that follow button cept the porn bots… i see u and everyone who’s reblogged my gifs or used one of my icons and just.. without y’all i wouldn’t be here actually not failing at this tunglr thing :( ily

since i haven’t done this since 600 (??i know) i thought it’d be nice to do a proper ff again!! below i’ve listed a bunch of lovely mutuals who i love with my whole entire heart :)

((blacklist #camsff if u don’t want this on ya dash))

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anonymous asked:

Hey do you have any really funny fic you could suggest? I just read 'A week is only seven days' and I was crying it was so funny. I want more!

Hi Nonny!! OH GOD this has been in my drafts for MONTHS and I’m sorry for the delay. I’m guessing you found that fic on my “Go-To Johnlock Fic Rec List”, and it’s totally worth a read since it’s like, one of my all-time fave fics!! I don’t have many fics with the same type of humour, but I hope that a few of these will appease you! They’re more fluffy than anything else, but if I had a chuckle in them, then they will be here :)


  • High and Tight, Soft and Loose by cwb (E, Ao3) (7,429 w.) - John is stupidly obsessed with Sherlock, Sherlock is adorably clueless, and they’re both dumb idiots. Jealous John and silly misunderstandings.
  • Well Begun Is Half Done by Avice (E, Ao3) (3,897 w.) - Sherlock conveniently finds reasons to try to touch John’s junk. John’s tired of waiting.
  • The Case of the Vanishing Pants by SwissMiss (E, Ao3) (44,025 w.) - Five times John and Sherlock lost their pants for a case. There are some angsty bits in this, but I did giggle at a few scenes.
  • Life and Death by patemalah21 (K+, ff) (6K+) - Sherlock and John get mugged and injured. The first chapter is angsty, but the second and third chapters, Sherlock has to deal with his worst nemesis yet – a nurse intent on him getting better. *SLIGHT* Sher1011ie in the third chapter, but it feels more BFF’s.
  • You’re a Doctor, Fix me by edken (G, Ao3) (8,342 w.) - Sherlock gets sick and stroppy, John grins and bears it to fix him, and a fluffy happy ending.
  • How to Court Your Blogger by PipMer (K+, ff) (3,124 w.) - Sherlock Tries to court John on significant days in their life. Too bad John is a little bit slow on the draw.
  • Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 (K+, ffnet) (8,085w.) - Mycroft is suddenly taking an interest in John and Sherlock is not happy. John just goes with it – he’s getting a lot of nice things out of this deal. (*NOT JOHNCROFT, just Mycroft being a meddler).
  • The Devil You Know by PipMer (T, ff) (9K+ w.) - Mycroft flirts with John. Sherlock gets jealous. John’s just along for the ride. Yeah, I also REALLY like Mycroft purposely riling up Sherlock to force him to confess his feelings for John. Another “meddling Mycroft” fic… I seriously love this trope.
  • Cigarettes and Shampoo by laura0506 (K+, ff) (783 w) - John and Sherlock get kicked out of a grocery store. Sherlock has a big mouth.
  • Cabbies by OldBesinaStuff (K, ff) (572 w) - Sherlock expounds and illuminates upon the subject of their current cabbies.
  • The Care and Keeping of Your Mad Genius by Janieshi (T, ff) (4K+ w.) - Lestrade and John tease Sherlock after the pool incident.
  • Just Admit It by LoyalNerdWP (K+, ff) (2K+) - Sherlock goes home for Christmas and is missing John. One of my faves, it’s more sweet than funny.
  • The Newlywed Game: Johnlock Edition by patternofdefiance (E, Ao3) (9,020 w.) - Sherlock and John pretend they’re a couple “for a case”. They’re shocked to discover how much they know about each other. One of my faves.
  • Happy Birthday John by Starlight05 (K+, ff) (1K+ w.) - Sherlock goes shopping for a present for John. 
  • Not Rocket Science by Nitrospira (K+, ff) (2K+ w.) - The boys are handcuffed to a bed while investigating a double homicide on the International Space Station. It’s been awhile since I read this but I remember liking it :D
  • Out on da pull by I-O-U-a-picture (T, ff) (1K+w.) - John can never pull a date, especially with a flatmate like Sherlock.
  • I’m Pretty Sure This Changes Shit by cwb (E, Ao3) (7,672 w.) - This one is really ridiculously silly. Sherlock keeps injuring himself so John will fix him up. John catches on, and it changes shit.
  • Because Blah Blah Blah Happy by cwb  (E, Ao3) (4,578 w.) - Sherlock sets out to make John happy. Happy happy happy.
  • Carry On by Mazarin221b (M, Ao3) (4,647 w.) - Five times John didn’t want to be carried, and one time he did.
  • Equine Arse Anonymity by Kayjaykayme (E, Ao3) (3,834 w.) - Sherlock needs to speak with suspects at a fancy dress ball. He chooses a couple’s costume for himself and John. It is logical, practical and well thought out. John doesn’t agree and exacts sweet revenge.
  • An Acquired Taste by kinklock (E, Ao3) (31,059 w.) - Sherlock is a bat. No other explanation needed.
  • and yes I said yes I will Yes by Mithen (T, Ao3) (1,662 w.) - Sherlock has deduced that John is going to propose to him, and he’s ready to accept. If only John would actually get around to it…
  • The Trouble With Being Subtle. by VictoryCandescence  (NR, Ao3) (5,429 w.) - In which Sherlock experiments, John misinterprets, and everyone else stands back and waits for the light to turn on.
  • The Detective and the Pin-Up by XistentialAngst (T, Ao3) (15,683 w.) - Sally Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old “Men of the Armed Forces” calendar, which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August. The image of John might just change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes.
  • John’s Drawers by JezebelGoldstone (T, Ao3) (2,646 w.) - Sherlock snoops through John’s drawers and finds something… unexpected.
  • In Which John is a BAMFy MoFo, OMG! by Kantayra (T, Ao3) (1,835 w.) - John’s BAMFness and Sherlock’s damsel-in-distress act are caught forever on camera. So Scotland Yard can mock. A lot.
  • Corpus Hominis by mycapeisplaid (E, Ao3) (47,709 w.) - John knows the human body intimately. He’s had plenty of opportunity for study as a doctor, soldier, and lover. There’s one particular body, however, he knows very little about. When Sherlock launches himself head-first into a new obsession and they get sent on a case in an unlikely location, the pair discovers each other’s bodies with confusing yet delightful (and sometimes hilarious) results. {{NOTE: Because I always forget: ‘The One With the Shampoo, Steph.’}}
  • Goodness Gives Extras by mydwynter (E, Ao3) (39,629 w.) - Christmas time. ‘Tis the season to settle down with a drink, some food and a present or two, and to enjoy the quiet relaxation of the holiday. Instead, there’s a case that drags them all over, missing presents, disappointed kids, angry parents, and a freak snowfall. On top of that John has to deal with Sherlock, who is being even more of a prat than usual. He really shouldn’t have expected anything different.
  • You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile (T, Ao3) (23,584 w.) - Sherlock takes John along for Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy (And “Anthea”, too). Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple.
  • You Can Imagine The Christmas Dinners by johnsarmylady (T, ff)(1K+ w.) - Set the morning after a Study in Pink, John sits and contemplates Mycroft’s words. John’s imagination sometimes goes a little wild.
  • Abhorring the Dull Routine of Existence by ardenteurophile (T, ff) (7K+ w.) - Or, a Week Spent on Artificial Stimulants. Sherlock overdoses on Red Bull, much to John’s dismay. Spin-off fic set before the events of “You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners”.
  • The Real Meaning of Idioms by feverishsea (T, Ao3) (21,691 w.) - After two weeks away, John finally texts Sherlock. He doesn’t expect Sherlock to respond. He doesn’t expect Sherlock to keep texting him. And he really doesn’t expect things to spiral out of control so rapidly.
  • To Sleep, Perchance to Smother Your Flatmate with a Pillow by Linpatootie (G, Ao3) (5,308 w.) - Sherlock wants to conduct a sleep study of sorts. John contemplates smothering him with a pillow. Part 1 of Two Coffees One Black One with Sugar Please (this whole series is amazing, and I love it so much).
  • The Second Law of Thermodynamics by entanglednow (T, Ao3) (3,614) - In which there’s no heating and there’s a dead owl in Sherlock’s bed. Part 1 of Thermodynamics (this whole series is really great, I love it!)
  • Vaporized by Catslynw (K, ff) (1K+ w.) - This little number is set soon after A Study in Pink. John has just moved into 221b and is getting to know his flatmate, and his flatmate’s amazing abilities, a little better.
  • Denial Isn’t Just a River in Egypt by satanatemycat (T, ff) (2K+ w.) - In which John makes a bet with a co-worker. If he wins, she shuts up about him and Sherlock being a couple. If he loses… well, that doesn’t matter, because he won’t lose. Because he and Sherlock ARE NOT a couple. Right?
  • The Video Footage by bitchinblackframedglasses (K, ff) (1K+ w.) - What exactly DID Lestrade film Sherlock doing in A Scandal in Belgravia? Sherlock wants to know, and John tells him. Fluff.
  • At Least Make It Interesting by amythedork (K, ff) (2K+ w.) - "You’ve reached Sherlock Holmes. For the love of God, if you’re going to leave a message, at least make it an interesting one. If this is Mycroft, then piss off.“ / A series of voicemails John left Sherlock throughout their time together. 
  • Manipulation by sixbynine (K, ff) (2+K w.) - John Watson is not as unobservant as Sherlock thinks, nor is he above using what he knows. Even if it is just to make sure Sherlock eats and sleeps.
  • Bored Games by SparksMayFly (K, ff) (3K+ w.) - Sherlock asks if he can take Reverend Green in for interrogation. John explains that’s not how the game works. 
  • Bored Games by patster223 (K+, ff) (2k+ w.) - Sherlock is bored and John decides that they should play Cluedo. In retrospect, it was a truly awful decision.
  • Three Ways Sherlock Conformed to His Stereotype by Jennistar1 (K+, ff) (1K+ w.) - "It’s a hat.” / Urge to roll eyes, quashed. “Yes. I can see that.” / “It’s called a deerstalker.”
  • Tipsy by katkin (K+, ff) (2K+ w.)  “I love everyone in this room,” he announced proudly.“I know you do, buddy,” John replied “Which is why you’re going to clean this carpet in the morning. Because you’re a good friend.” “I am a good friend!” Sherlock agreed.
  • Cards by Caighlee (K+, ff) (1K+ w.) - Sherlock has been without a case for a few days and Molly’s suggested experiment - something with a pig head (ew) - is losing it’s appeal. Can John come up with something that’ll distract Sherlock for a bit longer? And how did John pull off that card trick? Sherlock’ll never know because a magician never tells a secret. Except maybe when faced with a smiling Consulting Detective.
  • Never Have I Ever by Hannelore-Grace (T, ff) (2K+) - In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.
  • Surety by hudders (G, Ao3) (2,477 w.) - Sherlock is pissed because it seems that four pints of larger, two shots of tequila and a glass of wine has resulted in Lestrade becoming a little bit too friendly with everyone. And by everyone, Sherlock really means John.
  • Never Have I Ever by hudders-and-hiddles (E, Ao3) (10,655 w.) - John and Sherlock tag along for the Met’s weekly night out, where the evening’s chosen drinking game is Never Have I Ever. Sherlock is reluctant to join in until he realizes he can learn all kinds of new things about John, but he forgets that John might learn a thing or two about him as well.
  • Cabin Fever by A Wandering Minstrel (K+, ff) (6K+ w.) - A massive storm keeps John trapped in Baker Street with a half-blind (for science!), very bored Sherlock Holmes.
  • Spilt Milk by Erin Giles (K+, ff) (2K+ w.) - John comes back from a trip to the supermarket only to take a trip up the stairs. Both shopping and blood are spilled leaving Sherlock to play the role of Doctor.
  • God Save The Queen by Alice Day (K+, ff) (1K+ w.) - Sherlock has a new case. John is petrified. The Queen is amused.
  • Tidying Up by mattsloved1 (K+, ff) (951w.) – John comes home to a thoroughly cleaned flat. Or so it seems.

Feel free to add your own ficlets and self promos!! I love all the funny fics!

Hey y’all! It’s been a while since I’ve done a follow forever and since I’m on winter break, I thought I would make one for everyone who has stuck with me since the beginning. Thank you all for everything! I apologize for not being as active for the past few months, it’s been a wild ride since college started. I feel so sad because I know I have lost contact with many of you and it’s gonna be hard to talk once college starts again, but I will try my best to rekindle that fire we once had. Anyways disregard the crappy image, I just wanted to thank all of you! Please check out these awesome blogs listed and have a happy holidays!

Bold - Mutuals/Favs/Fam

*Note* - If I didn’t include you I dearly apologize, this was the list I had at the moment. Also if anything is misspelled or if we are mutuals and you aren’t bolded please don’t hesitate to tell me.

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@-yaoi-prince-, @10kou, @53180008, @8zip, @8yml

A-E

@a-n-t-i-g-e-n, @a-pervert-girl, @a-phonia, @a-riisa, @aavro, @addicted-to-yaoi, @afterstories, @aichirou, @aiciy44, @aiko98, @alsielsashiya,@amantokun, @amerabu, @anarume, @another-way-of-love, @aoisound @aphor-ism, @aquilaria-agallocha, @arcchi, @atsu-i, @augichii, @autobottesla @ayakaacchi, @ayatoh, @baaaaaara, @baka-satan, @bakaletters,@bakatachii, @bara-boner, @bara-everywhere, @bara-infinite, @bara-is-life,@bara-or-gtfo, @baradilf, @baraflux, @baratown, @baraworld, @barayaoi-fapmaster, @bentou, @bertholdts, @bishounenpalace, @bl-daisuki,@bloggaythingsuniverse, @blooi, @blutprinz, @boba-tae, @boys-with-things-in-their-butts, @boysai, @boysyaoiboys, @carriehuang, @catnappe143,@causeofdeathmakoharufeels, @chibird, @chigiris, @chihiruu, @chin-moku,@chuangdog, @chuushite, @clubzfanboy, @coco-desu, @colourlessradio,@ctrlaltjesus, @cutegvys, @cuteyaoi, @cymphony, @d-delusions,@deadlyaoisins, @derikisu, @dmmd-sounds, @dolleye, @dragonolong,@dreaming-yaoi, @e-r-w-i-n, @edisyaoi, @emperorofyaoi, @endou-nii,@enter-me-yaoi-love, @errichi, @euthanaize, @evanqelic, @ewizaya,@excrvciating, @explicit-yaoi

F-K

@f-uwa, @fanqx, @fearlessknightsandfairytales, @fien-d, @fishfilaids, @fjolb,@fluffyaoibuttsex, @frac-t-ures, @fuckmeupppppp, @fuckyeahboyxboy,@fuckyeahgaycouples, @fuckyeahgayships, @fujoshi-senpaiii, @furanpuran,@gay-hetero, @gay-love-is-beautiful, @gay-senpaii, @gayhaven, @gayincollege,@gestarinaaa, @gghostling, @giraffetarium, @godbara, @gourmet-chi,@gravityascends, @gregoryswanson, @grelxbayart, @h-a-i-s-e-k-i@ha-namiya, @haisesempai, @haisue, @hakuryuusscar, @hana-yori,@hanachuuu, @hanatsuki89,  @hanayumi, @hardcore-yaoiluver, @haru-kami,@haru-ocha, @headingsouthart, @himitsu-kun, @himizuka, @hiragi-shinya,@hiroki-sama, @hitsugayafan, @ho–moe, @holyyaoi, @homoneki,@homosexualpancakes, @hopelessbaka, @huiro, @i-am-yaoi-sensei,@iamfudanshi, @icequeenkatara, @iiwanu, @ikasle, @imalsoabignerd,@inknose, @ireadyaoimangas, @itsumohomo, @jey-oshi, @joegrazi,@johanndro, @just-cute-yaoi, @justlikemymetal, @jxmnz, @kagune, @kaiitou,@kaizune, @kanerdki, @kd-baras, @kenmasan@kiarakirai, @kid-shinji, @kietaii,@kikunosouretsu, @kill–p0p, @kittlekrattle, @kiri-bara, @kiwi-tamadra,@kodoku-na-koibito, @konayukii, @kosame, @kossoribl, @kouha-ing,@koujakusexual, @kubiwokiru, @kumeichan, @kuroshirotoiro, @kuseiro,@kuzuun, @kvnai, @kxncho, @kyuokie, @kzuru

L-O

@l3puscoz, @laccus, @laughingyaoi, @lawliel, @levhin, @life-fleeting-and-not-eating, @lookingfortheman, @lust-stag, @lynxgriffin, @m-a-d-n-e-s-s-m-a-n-i-a-c, @madamefujoshi, @madhous, @maebe-me, @makoharusexfeels,@makoto—lover, @makoto-tachibanafree, @makotoisabottom,@mangafascination, @maosstuff, @markimooosexual, @mayium, @mazjojo,@mei-ku, @melfuwa, @melodioussilence, @merakieros, @metakatta,@midori-nagamasa, @mikatake, @mikeinelart, @missdawntwilight, @miuses,@miyakuli, @mlim8, @monokuronoai, @moonlightinyoureyes, @moosoppart,@more-yaoi-onegaii, @mostlyanimemusic, @mugenchi, @myfujoshihaven,@mysaviorsnameisyaoi, @myuumin, @nagafuckingchika, @nanakasenpai,@naome, @nasi-lemak, @natsutv, @nekopata, @nemuicchi, @nephilium,@nezuhi@nezuyaoi, @nickchan-san, @nobuo-senpai,@noranb, @norunir, @nsfwbetitngoan, @nyan-cattie, @oarou, @oriondiary,@oxymoronic-paradox

P-S

@p-lutochild, @pancakepornography, @paperbone, @paralian-s,@peeeeeeeeeeh, @perfvert, @phoeix, @piixeled, @pinkish-fangs, @pinky-vi0lence, @pitt0, @pixie-draws, @pocketsfullofyaoi, @pokemon-personalities,@pokemonpalooza, @poo-pooping, @praythegayway, @princemichaela,@prince-vegeta, @psycho-kaneki, @psychopas-s, @psychoticscream,@purelyrice, @raikee-hime, @rebellious-phantom, @reclamon, @redgart,@reikacchi, @renshisou, @reuniclus, @ricedere, @rinamyv, @rnilkhun, @ro-ku, @rochun, @ruil, @s-h-i-t-a-i, @sadasuna, @saka-nade, @senpaaaii,@serelyne, @sharpzero, @shir0tani, @shirazuginshi, @shirochiin, @shirozi,@shitsaekki, @shizuos, @shotas, @shoujo-lovers, @shoujo-moments,@sireai, @slutty-ukes, @softt-kiss, @solangie-kuroi, @soldiergame,@somebodyisthereforme, @sonoshi, @soulielle, @souls-end, @sounflee,@speechless-mangacaps, @steamed-bun, @stopkaneki, @strawberry-slut,@stutterhug, @submachineguns, @supposed-ly, @suyazu, @suzukii, @sweet-kokoro

T-Z

@t-amaki, @takisu, @tales-of-nsfw, @tamaeki, @tebarar, @tenshii-ro, @the-distortion-world, @the-yaoi-otakus-blog, @thequeenofhurts, @this-puppy-flies-too, @timeforbara, @tokidokikokoro, @tokyoloversart, @tor-u, @tratania,@truemadhatter, @tsudaa, @tsuieru, @tsukiou, @tsukiyamxs, @tsumochis,@txkyolights, @tykikakusei, @tyrannosaur-neko, @u-kiyo, @ugly-bakemono,@ushiouji, @velocesmells, @vicgumball, @vimoravec, @waistbandboy,@wanderinginmonochrome, @weaboo-crazed, @wenxchel, @whinydog,@whythemadman, @witchkenma, @writingsforwinter, @x0401x, @xe-neko,@xworu, @xx-petrichor, @xym, @y-ozora, @y-u-u-n-a-r-i, @y-ureii, @yagioloi,@yamaken-chi, @yamakuchi, @yami-no-kuni, @yaoi-blcd, @yaoi-butts, @yaoi-crave, @yaoi-h, @yaoi-haus, @yaoi-is-heaven, @yaoi-is-paradise, @yaoi-lover-for-life, @yaoi-prediction, @yaoi-sensation, @yaoiaddicted, @yaoiandporn,@yaoifunlife, @yaoiisaneed, @yaoikink, @yaoiology, @yaoiotakulovers,@yaoioverdose, @yaoirealm, @yaoitrance, @yay-gay-people, @yechiru,@yonaaka, @yoongii-min, @yourspookydick, @yukiimisaki-chan,@yumetsugu, @zetsuubo, @zephyrbliss

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*screams in russian*

so i somehow gained 1k followers over the last two months since my 4k ff? thank you so much ?? especially if you’re following w.u.t.s & t.w.d.w.u. as i update them on ao3.

→ this ff will only be for my one direction mutuals & i’ll make another one for my lit. mutuals

special mentions:

+ other blogs that i have a whole Bunch of appreciation for:

@alloutshirt@harbb@satinmilk@trackninewoman@ifheartscouldfly@starboyhaz@yvhes@aceniall@parrotiny@cupcakelirry@flickerofziall@daggersau@dualouist@tomlinsun@babyhoneymp3@therainbowsuits@stylishirish@eversincelarry@hilarryduff@oopstatt@heterophobiclouis@harryandlorde@theglittersuits@velvetsuits@shanelleo@stealmygirl@larriez@louisfeatbebe@hellvirgo@harryandlouisofficial@steviestyles@rbbsbb@smileystyles@antisretepa@tightropeofhope@louispinkshorts

- big love, zay.

the dutchman must always have a captain

based on a prompt and artwork from my darling @cocohook38: what if Deckhand Hook became captain of the Flying Dutchman, a la POTC? (mainly some whump—both physical and emotional—and a bit of Millian; possibly more to come!)

4k | FF | AO3

What was that pirate phrase again? The one everyone liked to repeat, particularly when feeling malicious?

(In that respect, he’d never been a very good pirate. In any respect, for that matter.)

Oh, right—dead men tell no tales.

If that was true, then perhaps Killian Jones wasn’t as dead as he thought. For though his heart resided outside his body, he still had quite the tale to tell.

There was another phrase: all magic comes with a price. And it seemed that whatever curse he now bore was the ultimate price for the magic of having love for once in his godforsaken life.


There wasn’t much love to go around for a slave boy on a merchant ship. Well, there had been, but then Liam left.

There was even less for a one-handed man on a pirate ship, especially when he only ended up there as a result of a lost bet. But he could handle it now. Though Blackbeard always had some barb or another for him, his skin was thick from years of such torment, both verbal and physical, so it never had much impact.

His jaded, aimless existence was relatively monotonous, and he expected it to be that way until the day he died, however long or short that might be. (It was seemingly without purpose, too, but frankly, he was just too cowardly to die.) Until the day it wasn’t—until the day he met her.

Milah was everything he wasn’t: spirited, brave, determined, fierce…he didn’t know enough adjectives to accurately describe the amazing woman he’d met in a tavern. She’d ignored the catcalls of the rest of the crew and settled herself near him, and he was a goner. And somehow, she fell for him, too. To the point that she stowed herself away on the ship one night in an escape mission, hiding in the cargo hold until she saw him and begging for his help in running away from her husband.

He agreed—of course he agreed; he was far too weak to deny her anything—and suffered the lash once Blackbeard discovered the stowaway. But dammit if she wasn’t a better pirate than he was, and soon it was she looking out for him instead of the reverse.

Those few years were easily the greatest in his insignificant existence, and it seemed like he might actually have something to live for.

But then, one day, the skies turned black, and the sea churned, and a fearsome ship of myth rose from the depths—the Flying Dutchman. Any good sailor knew to avoid that ship of death and the damned souls who sailed it, captained by the one and only Dark One.

Who, as it turned out, was Milah’s husband. And he was angry.

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Mia’s 4K Fic Rec Masterlist: Part 1 - Oneshots

Recently, I hit 4K followers and it still astounds me that so many people are interested enough in my sassy commentary, occasional fic writing and overall randomness to stick around! But I appreciate each and every one of you, and I wanted to find a way to make this milestone a chance for me to say thanks to you all for brightening my day and my dash on the regular.

My aim was to collect as many fics from talented but lesser-known writers within this fandom. Of course, you’ll see some ‘staple’ fics (by BK, Megan, Liza, Michelle, Xerxes etc) but you’ll also, hopefully, find many fics from writers you’ve perhaps never come across before. I’ve done my best to dig out as many hidden gems as I could, that so often get lost in the sea of updates in the cs ff tag, or are posted on smaller blogs that maybe don’t get as much traffic as they deserve. 

Thank you to everyone who has contributed to this list, either through reccing or as a featured writer. Also a massive thank you to my bestfriend/soulmate/everything @littlebabeswan​ for both the beautiful banner she made above, and for doing a lot of the legwork converting this list from a mammoth Word document to this post and also to an in-progress fic page (you can find the link on the main page of my blog), which will be regularly updated with categorized fics as-and-when I find them. That’ll basically be an ongoing version of this fic rec, so feel free to continue sending me recs if you read something you love!

Finally - I’ve had so many problems trying to get this to post as one single masterlist with working links, so I’ve had to split it into two. Part 1 - the Oneshots - is under the cut!

Mia xox

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hey guys, im back again with a new and improved follow forever!!! I recently reached 3K followers and words can’t describe how thankful I am for each and everyone of you. I could never even imagine that I would reach such a big number in such a short amount of time. Thank you to all my amazing followers, mutuals, and blogs I follow for making tumblr such an entertaining place to be.  ♡  

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FWAD ‘16 - CS Fic Faves

For Fanfiction Writers Appreciation Day, I’ve compiled a list of some of my favorite Captain Swan fics of all time from Fanfiction.net and AO3. I’ve read them all at least twice and they are just as good the second (or sometimes tenth) time around. It was so hard to make this list because I got caught up in re-reading some of them!

Nearly all of these are modern AUs because that is my kryptonite. GO READ THEM PLEASE. THEY’RE ALL WONDERFUL. (There are a few authors I couldn’t find on tumblr, so if you know their handle, let me know and I’ll fix it.)

Thank you so much, fanfiction authors!! I appreciate you!

COMPLETED

Long Multi-chapters (>50k)

As Real As You Want It To Be [M] [92k] on AO3 by @ive-always-been-a-pirate

With Affection [E] [55k] on AO3 by @phiralovesloki

Give Me Love (Like Her) [E] [55k] on AO3 by @phiralovesloki

A Thin Line [T] [78k] on AO3 by curiousconstellations

Search and Rescue [M] [95k] on AO3 by @navykillian

Sharing Space [M] [57k] on AO3 by @singingisfun

These Nights Aren’t Made For Thinking [M] [66k] on AO3 by @nowforruin

Warm Nights & Firelight [M] [201k] on FF by @oubliette14

Under the Crimson Flag [M] [98k] on FF by @kissmelikeapirate

Flirting, Fraud, and Other Bar Crimes [M] [164k] on FF by @emmakillianfan 

Thank God It’s Friday [T] [58k] on FF by curiousconstellations

Across Time and Space [T] [139k] on FF by Annaelle

Short Multi-chapters (<50k)

The Captain’s Cabin [G] [12k] on AO3 by @nightships

Call Me, Maybe [T] [5k] on AO3 by @xhookswenchx

Bean There (Brewed That) [T] [5k] on AO3 by @wordsmith-storyweaver

Pay It Forward [E] [7k] on AO3 by @acrobat-elle

Bar Nights & Christmas Lights [T] [22k] on AO3 by @nowforruin

Failure To Appear [T] [26k] on FF by @gusenitsaa

A Million Shores and Bays [T] [22k] on FF by @piratesails

Never Hurts [M] [30k] on FF by @laschatzi

Bird of Prey [M] [29k] on FF by @shoedonym

Whatever Floats Your Boat [M] [37k] on FF by @shoedonym

When Killian Met Emma [M] [9k] on FF by @lenfaz

Bitter Hearts (middle of the ride) [T] [26k] on FF by @bookstoreromantic

Viva, Las Vegas! [M] [6k] on FF by @hooklineandswan

Sign of Attraction [M] [27k] on FF by @hooklineandswan

You’ve Been Lonely Too Long [T] [32k] on FF by Lady Callista

beautifully dangerous [M] [24k] on FF by @joneskillian

  

One-shots

Rack ‘Em Up [E] [9k] on AO3 by @always-a-slut-for-pirates

All I Want For Christmas Is… [T] [4k] on AO3 by Nostalgia_101

all that you are (is all that i’ll ever need) [T] [6k] on FF by @bluestoplights

In the Heat of the Morning [T] [6k] on FF by @shoedonym

Be Patient [M] [4k] on FF by @sailtoafarawayland

Consider Living a Life [M] [8k] on FF by @laschatzi

That Damn Bar Wench I Kissed [M] [6k] on FF by @laschatzi

Love is a Battlefield [T] [9k] on FF by @mryddinwilt

Pushing Emma’s Buttons [M] [2k] on FF by @captainswanismyendgame

Baggage Claim [M] [13k] on FF by @shipping-goggles

 

WORKS IN PROGRESS

Canon in D Major [M] [28k] [5/8] on AO3 by @i-know-how-you-kiss

Theoretically [E] [23k] [¾] on AO3 by @this-too-too-sullied-flesh

settle on down with me [T] [12k] [2/3] on AO3 by @saramck

These Nights Never Seem To Go To Plan [E] [50k] [16/?] on AO3 by @stophookingatmeswan

Deep Cover [NR] [20k] [8/?] on AO3 by @dassala

Unbreakable [M] [70k] [16/?] on AO3 by @xemmaloveskillianx

As you can see from the picture (obviously), this is my 4k follower forever! I can’t believe that so many of you wants to follow me, but i’m so so grateful and i love you all! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(Bolded are my amazing friends and italicized are people i look up to and think are rly cool! (pst if u aren’t italicized don’t be sad because you are still as awesome since ur on this ff B)!))

☆ A-F ☆

a-little-phantasy | adorablehowell | alltheworldsaphil |  arcticphansthetic apologetically-unfunny | arghtroyler | astrohowell | astrologicalester | avidhowellaurorahowell | ayymazingphil | beautiful-lester | blurryfacehowell | cactusphan  | candyphil | catlester | constipatedhowell | cookiephil | damndanhowell | danhowellpng | danhwcll | danllama | danscrotch | dansnads | danzillion | dashing-howell | dauntlester | dropthebones | elinfromsweden | eroticphil | fablehowell | fall-out-phan | fall-out-phil | famoustroye | fawnlester | fireworkphil | fireworksphan | flannelhowell | floralcriss | flusteredphil | foxylester | fringedickhowellfuck-phil | fyidanhowell

☆ G-L

galaxyphan | glazed–eyes–empty–hearts | happy-little-pizza | hcwell | hearteyeshowell | hearteyeshowlter | hella-tronler | hobbithairedhufflepuff | holycrapuhowell | holyyhaz | homoeyeshowell | honkforgay | hovvells | howelllll | howellr | howellsbitch | howimetyourphan | howltersmovingcastle | howxll | httpdanandphil | httpixelicrybecausedanhowelli-put-flowers-in-my-hair | illmakeuhowell | iloveyouasmuchasnutella | immortalbutthole | incloude | infinitetyler | innuendohowell | internetcultleader | introverted-theater-nerd | ironic-phan-cuddles | ironicinternet | irresistiblehowell | its-a-youtuber-fandom | japanphan | jija7 | justafinnishgirlkawaiidan | kayleighsworldstuff | lessamazingphil | lestears | lesterbae | lesterboo | lestericalphan lesterifylestersbitch | linsworldofcrazy | literallylester | littleprincehowell | londonhowell | lovelaughlester

 M-Q  

maltlesters | many-otps | married-to-the-internet | marvelester | meme-lord-howell | memerwentz | mildlyhowell | moanhowell | moonlitdan | muserdan | nerdphan | newflocks | novocainehowell | ohphil | orchidlester | oxfordcontra | p-aper-cut | peace-out-little-munchkins | pepehowell | phandomestic | phanickingatthedisco | phanphanphanphan | phansparent | phansporno | phantastic-dan | phanthusiast | philikesdan | philipbloodylester | eternalphil | phils-totoro | philsmom | philstriker | phoose | plantboylester | poetichowell | poisxned-yxuth | pughowell | punkgoesphan | puresteph

 R-U 

radiantlester | renegade-is-in-my-blood | runawaylester | sad-phan | sarcastichowell | sarcasticphan | send-my-flaws-to-hell | sillychillyphilly | sociallyrejectedteen | solsticehowell | spankedhowell | sparklephil | spokes-phan | sprinkleoffangirl | stagefour-fearoftrying | starbeamhowell | starlighthowell | stunninghowell | sunflowerhowell | sunshinelester | sweaterlester | the-fault-in-our-youtubers | thebrowsingposition | thesteelhammer | theycomefromwithin | theyoutubefangirl | thorlester | tillyismyqueen | tinyphans | todanhowell | tokyohowell | trasparhowell | troye-trxye-tilly | troyeandtilly | troyes-lip-ring | troyes-touch | twenny-one-pilots | ugh-troye | uhphil | unfphan | urlphan

 W-Z 

whiskerhowell | yeezydan | you-little-oedipus | youtubeorgasm | youtubers-needed | zachisnotonfire | zombieaquachick |

There we go my lovely people, ilysm! (if i by any means forgot anyone, please don’t be sad or angry!! It wasn’t my intention i literally did this at 3 am)

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