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hello, its gabs!!! i reached 4k this morning and im honestly speechless?? im so thankful for everyone on here, i love all of you sm!! u make me so happy asdfgkh💓

also thank u to @1hyunsik for being my bff i lob u sm jan

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anonymous asked:

Hey do you have any really funny fic you could suggest? I just read 'A week is only seven days' and I was crying it was so funny. I want more!

Hi Nonny!! OH GOD this has been in my drafts for MONTHS and I’m sorry for the delay. I’m guessing you found that fic on my “Go-To Johnlock Fic Rec List”, and it’s totally worth a read since it’s like, one of my all-time fave fics!! I don’t have many fics with the same type of humour, but I hope that a few of these will appease you! They’re more fluffy than anything else, but if I had a chuckle in them, then they will be here :)


  • High and Tight, Soft and Loose by cwb (E, Ao3) (7,429 w.) - John is stupidly obsessed with Sherlock, Sherlock is adorably clueless, and they’re both dumb idiots. Jealous John and silly misunderstandings.
  • Well Begun Is Half Done by Avice (E, Ao3) (3,897 w.) - Sherlock conveniently finds reasons to try to touch John’s junk. John’s tired of waiting.
  • The Case of the Vanishing Pants by SwissMiss (E, Ao3) (44,025 w.) - Five times John and Sherlock lost their pants for a case. There are some angsty bits in this, but I did giggle at a few scenes.
  • Life and Death by patemalah21 (K+, ff) (6K+) - Sherlock and John get mugged and injured. The first chapter is angsty, but the second and third chapters, Sherlock has to deal with his worst nemesis yet – a nurse intent on him getting better. *SLIGHT* Sher1011ie in the third chapter, but it feels more BFF’s.
  • You’re a Doctor, Fix me by edken (G, Ao3) (8,342 w.) - Sherlock gets sick and stroppy, John grins and bears it to fix him, and a fluffy happy ending.
  • How to Court Your Blogger by PipMer (K+, ff) (3,124 w.) - Sherlock Tries to court John on significant days in their life. Too bad John is a little bit slow on the draw.
  • Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 (K+, ffnet) (8,085w.) - Mycroft is suddenly taking an interest in John and Sherlock is not happy. John just goes with it – he’s getting a lot of nice things out of this deal. (*NOT JOHNCROFT, just Mycroft being a meddler).
  • The Devil You Know by PipMer (T, ff) (9K+ w.) - Mycroft flirts with John. Sherlock gets jealous. John’s just along for the ride. Yeah, I also REALLY like Mycroft purposely riling up Sherlock to force him to confess his feelings for John. Another “meddling Mycroft” fic… I seriously love this trope.
  • Cigarettes and Shampoo by laura0506 (K+, ff) (783 w) - John and Sherlock get kicked out of a grocery store. Sherlock has a big mouth.
  • Cabbies by OldBesinaStuff (K, ff) (572 w) - Sherlock expounds and illuminates upon the subject of their current cabbies.
  • The Care and Keeping of Your Mad Genius by Janieshi (T, ff) (4K+ w.) - Lestrade and John tease Sherlock after the pool incident.
  • Just Admit It by LoyalNerdWP (K+, ff) (2K+) - Sherlock goes home for Christmas and is missing John. One of my faves, it’s more sweet than funny.
  • The Newlywed Game: Johnlock Edition by patternofdefiance (E, Ao3) (9,020 w.) - Sherlock and John pretend they’re a couple “for a case”. They’re shocked to discover how much they know about each other. One of my faves.
  • Happy Birthday John by Starlight05 (K+, ff) (1K+ w.) - Sherlock goes shopping for a present for John. 
  • Not Rocket Science by Nitrospira (K+, ff) (2K+ w.) - The boys are handcuffed to a bed while investigating a double homicide on the International Space Station. It’s been awhile since I read this but I remember liking it :D
  • Out on da pull by I-O-U-a-picture (T, ff) (1K+w.) - John can never pull a date, especially with a flatmate like Sherlock.
  • I’m Pretty Sure This Changes Shit by cwb (E, Ao3) (7,672 w.) - This one is really ridiculously silly. Sherlock keeps injuring himself so John will fix him up. John catches on, and it changes shit.
  • Because Blah Blah Blah Happy by cwb  (E, Ao3) (4,578 w.) - Sherlock sets out to make John happy. Happy happy happy.
  • Carry On by Mazarin221b (M, Ao3) (4,647 w.) - Five times John didn’t want to be carried, and one time he did.
  • Equine Arse Anonymity by Kayjaykayme (E, Ao3) (3,834 w.) - Sherlock needs to speak with suspects at a fancy dress ball. He chooses a couple’s costume for himself and John. It is logical, practical and well thought out. John doesn’t agree and exacts sweet revenge.
  • An Acquired Taste by kinklock (E, Ao3) (31,059 w.) - Sherlock is a bat. No other explanation needed.
  • and yes I said yes I will Yes by Mithen (T, Ao3) (1,662 w.) - Sherlock has deduced that John is going to propose to him, and he’s ready to accept. If only John would actually get around to it…
  • The Trouble With Being Subtle. by VictoryCandescence  (NR, Ao3) (5,429 w.) - In which Sherlock experiments, John misinterprets, and everyone else stands back and waits for the light to turn on.
  • The Detective and the Pin-Up by XistentialAngst (T, Ao3) (15,683 w.) - Sally Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old “Men of the Armed Forces” calendar, which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August. The image of John might just change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes.
  • John’s Drawers by JezebelGoldstone (T, Ao3) (2,646 w.) - Sherlock snoops through John’s drawers and finds something… unexpected.
  • In Which John is a BAMFy MoFo, OMG! by Kantayra (T, Ao3) (1,835 w.) - John’s BAMFness and Sherlock’s damsel-in-distress act are caught forever on camera. So Scotland Yard can mock. A lot.
  • Corpus Hominis by mycapeisplaid (E, Ao3) (47,709 w.) - John knows the human body intimately. He’s had plenty of opportunity for study as a doctor, soldier, and lover. There’s one particular body, however, he knows very little about. When Sherlock launches himself head-first into a new obsession and they get sent on a case in an unlikely location, the pair discovers each other’s bodies with confusing yet delightful (and sometimes hilarious) results. {{NOTE: Because I always forget: ‘The One With the Shampoo, Steph.’}}
  • Goodness Gives Extras by mydwynter (E, Ao3) (39,629 w.) - Christmas time. ‘Tis the season to settle down with a drink, some food and a present or two, and to enjoy the quiet relaxation of the holiday. Instead, there’s a case that drags them all over, missing presents, disappointed kids, angry parents, and a freak snowfall. On top of that John has to deal with Sherlock, who is being even more of a prat than usual. He really shouldn’t have expected anything different.
  • You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile (T, Ao3) (23,584 w.) - Sherlock takes John along for Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy (And “Anthea”, too). Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple.
  • You Can Imagine The Christmas Dinners by johnsarmylady (T, ff)(1K+ w.) - Set the morning after a Study in Pink, John sits and contemplates Mycroft’s words. John’s imagination sometimes goes a little wild.
  • Abhorring the Dull Routine of Existence by ardenteurophile (T, ff) (7K+ w.) - Or, a Week Spent on Artificial Stimulants. Sherlock overdoses on Red Bull, much to John’s dismay. Spin-off fic set before the events of “You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners”.
  • The Real Meaning of Idioms by feverishsea (T, Ao3) (21,691 w.) - After two weeks away, John finally texts Sherlock. He doesn’t expect Sherlock to respond. He doesn’t expect Sherlock to keep texting him. And he really doesn’t expect things to spiral out of control so rapidly.
  • To Sleep, Perchance to Smother Your Flatmate with a Pillow by Linpatootie (G, Ao3) (5,308 w.) - Sherlock wants to conduct a sleep study of sorts. John contemplates smothering him with a pillow. Part 1 of Two Coffees One Black One with Sugar Please (this whole series is amazing, and I love it so much).
  • The Second Law of Thermodynamics by entanglednow (T, Ao3) (3,614) - In which there’s no heating and there’s a dead owl in Sherlock’s bed. Part 1 of Thermodynamics (this whole series is really great, I love it!)
  • Vaporized by Catslynw (K, ff) (1K+ w.) - This little number is set soon after A Study in Pink. John has just moved into 221b and is getting to know his flatmate, and his flatmate’s amazing abilities, a little better.
  • Denial Isn’t Just a River in Egypt by satanatemycat (T, ff) (2K+ w.) - In which John makes a bet with a co-worker. If he wins, she shuts up about him and Sherlock being a couple. If he loses… well, that doesn’t matter, because he won’t lose. Because he and Sherlock ARE NOT a couple. Right?
  • The Video Footage by bitchinblackframedglasses (K, ff) (1K+ w.) - What exactly DID Lestrade film Sherlock doing in A Scandal in Belgravia? Sherlock wants to know, and John tells him. Fluff.
  • At Least Make It Interesting by amythedork (K, ff) (2K+ w.) - "You’ve reached Sherlock Holmes. For the love of God, if you’re going to leave a message, at least make it an interesting one. If this is Mycroft, then piss off.“ / A series of voicemails John left Sherlock throughout their time together. 
  • Manipulation by sixbynine (K, ff) (2+K w.) - John Watson is not as unobservant as Sherlock thinks, nor is he above using what he knows. Even if it is just to make sure Sherlock eats and sleeps.
  • Bored Games by SparksMayFly (K, ff) (3K+ w.) - Sherlock asks if he can take Reverend Green in for interrogation. John explains that’s not how the game works. 
  • Bored Games by patster223 (K+, ff) (2k+ w.) - Sherlock is bored and John decides that they should play Cluedo. In retrospect, it was a truly awful decision.
  • Three Ways Sherlock Conformed to His Stereotype by Jennistar1 (K+, ff) (1K+ w.) - "It’s a hat.” / Urge to roll eyes, quashed. “Yes. I can see that.” / “It’s called a deerstalker.”
  • Tipsy by katkin (K+, ff) (2K+ w.)  “I love everyone in this room,” he announced proudly.“I know you do, buddy,” John replied “Which is why you’re going to clean this carpet in the morning. Because you’re a good friend.” “I am a good friend!” Sherlock agreed.
  • Cards by Caighlee (K+, ff) (1K+ w.) - Sherlock has been without a case for a few days and Molly’s suggested experiment - something with a pig head (ew) - is losing it’s appeal. Can John come up with something that’ll distract Sherlock for a bit longer? And how did John pull off that card trick? Sherlock’ll never know because a magician never tells a secret. Except maybe when faced with a smiling Consulting Detective.
  • Never Have I Ever by Hannelore-Grace (T, ff) (2K+) - In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.
  • Surety by hudders (G, Ao3) (2,477 w.) - Sherlock is pissed because it seems that four pints of larger, two shots of tequila and a glass of wine has resulted in Lestrade becoming a little bit too friendly with everyone. And by everyone, Sherlock really means John.
  • Never Have I Ever by hudders-and-hiddles (E, Ao3) (10,655 w.) - John and Sherlock tag along for the Met’s weekly night out, where the evening’s chosen drinking game is Never Have I Ever. Sherlock is reluctant to join in until he realizes he can learn all kinds of new things about John, but he forgets that John might learn a thing or two about him as well.
  • Cabin Fever by A Wandering Minstrel (K+, ff) (6K+ w.) - A massive storm keeps John trapped in Baker Street with a half-blind (for science!), very bored Sherlock Holmes.
  • Spilt Milk by Erin Giles (K+, ff) (2K+ w.) - John comes back from a trip to the supermarket only to take a trip up the stairs. Both shopping and blood are spilled leaving Sherlock to play the role of Doctor.
  • God Save The Queen by Alice Day (K+, ff) (1K+ w.) - Sherlock has a new case. John is petrified. The Queen is amused.
  • Tidying Up by mattsloved1 (K+, ff) (951w.) – John comes home to a thoroughly cleaned flat. Or so it seems.

Feel free to add your own ficlets and self promos!! I love all the funny fics!

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*screams in russian*

Hey y’all! It’s been a while since I’ve done a follow forever and since I’m on winter break, I thought I would make one for everyone who has stuck with me since the beginning. Thank you all for everything! I apologize for not being as active for the past few months, it’s been a wild ride since college started. I feel so sad because I know I have lost contact with many of you and it’s gonna be hard to talk once college starts again, but I will try my best to rekindle that fire we once had. Anyways disregard the crappy image, I just wanted to thank all of you! Please check out these awesome blogs listed and have a happy holidays!

Bold - Mutuals/Favs/Fam

*Note* - If I didn’t include you I dearly apologize, this was the list I had at the moment. Also if anything is misspelled or if we are mutuals and you aren’t bolded please don’t hesitate to tell me.

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@-yaoi-prince-, @10kou, @53180008, @8zip, @8yml

A-E

@a-n-t-i-g-e-n, @a-pervert-girl, @a-phonia, @a-riisa, @aavro, @addicted-to-yaoi, @afterstories, @aichirou, @aiciy44, @aiko98, @alsielsashiya,@amantokun, @amerabu, @anarume, @another-way-of-love, @aoisound @aphor-ism, @aquilaria-agallocha, @arcchi, @atsu-i, @augichii, @autobottesla @ayakaacchi, @ayatoh, @baaaaaara, @baka-satan, @bakaletters,@bakatachii, @bara-boner, @bara-everywhere, @bara-infinite, @bara-is-life,@bara-or-gtfo, @baradilf, @baraflux, @baratown, @baraworld, @barayaoi-fapmaster, @bentou, @bertholdts, @bishounenpalace, @bl-daisuki,@bloggaythingsuniverse, @blooi, @blutprinz, @boba-tae, @boys-with-things-in-their-butts, @boysai, @boysyaoiboys, @carriehuang, @catnappe143,@causeofdeathmakoharufeels, @chibird, @chigiris, @chihiruu, @chin-moku,@chuangdog, @chuushite, @clubzfanboy, @coco-desu, @colourlessradio,@ctrlaltjesus, @cutegvys, @cuteyaoi, @cymphony, @d-delusions,@deadlyaoisins, @derikisu, @dmmd-sounds, @dolleye, @dragonolong,@dreaming-yaoi, @e-r-w-i-n, @edisyaoi, @emperorofyaoi, @endou-nii,@enter-me-yaoi-love, @errichi, @euthanaize, @evanqelic, @ewizaya,@excrvciating, @explicit-yaoi

F-K

@f-uwa, @fanqx, @fearlessknightsandfairytales, @fien-d, @fishfilaids, @fjolb,@fluffyaoibuttsex, @frac-t-ures, @fuckmeupppppp, @fuckyeahboyxboy,@fuckyeahgaycouples, @fuckyeahgayships, @fujoshi-senpaiii, @furanpuran,@gay-hetero, @gay-love-is-beautiful, @gay-senpaii, @gayhaven, @gayincollege,@gestarinaaa, @gghostling, @giraffetarium, @godbara, @gourmet-chi,@gravityascends, @gregoryswanson, @grelxbayart, @h-a-i-s-e-k-i@ha-namiya, @haisesempai, @haisue, @hakuryuusscar, @hana-yori,@hanachuuu, @hanatsuki89,  @hanayumi, @hardcore-yaoiluver, @haru-kami,@haru-ocha, @headingsouthart, @himitsu-kun, @himizuka, @hiragi-shinya,@hiroki-sama, @hitsugayafan, @ho–moe, @holyyaoi, @homoneki,@homosexualpancakes, @hopelessbaka, @huiro, @i-am-yaoi-sensei,@iamfudanshi, @icequeenkatara, @iiwanu, @ikasle, @imalsoabignerd,@inknose, @ireadyaoimangas, @itsumohomo, @jey-oshi, @joegrazi,@johanndro, @just-cute-yaoi, @justlikemymetal, @jxmnz, @kagune, @kaiitou,@kaizune, @kanerdki, @kd-baras, @kenmasan@kiarakirai, @kid-shinji, @kietaii,@kikunosouretsu, @kill–p0p, @kittlekrattle, @kiri-bara, @kiwi-tamadra,@kodoku-na-koibito, @konayukii, @kosame, @kossoribl, @kouha-ing,@koujakusexual, @kubiwokiru, @kumeichan, @kuroshirotoiro, @kuseiro,@kuzuun, @kvnai, @kxncho, @kyuokie, @kzuru

L-O

@l3puscoz, @laccus, @laughingyaoi, @lawliel, @levhin, @life-fleeting-and-not-eating, @lookingfortheman, @lust-stag, @lynxgriffin, @m-a-d-n-e-s-s-m-a-n-i-a-c, @madamefujoshi, @madhous, @maebe-me, @makoharusexfeels,@makoto—lover, @makoto-tachibanafree, @makotoisabottom,@mangafascination, @maosstuff, @markimooosexual, @mayium, @mazjojo,@mei-ku, @melfuwa, @melodioussilence, @merakieros, @metakatta,@midori-nagamasa, @mikatake, @mikeinelart, @missdawntwilight, @miuses,@miyakuli, @mlim8, @monokuronoai, @moonlightinyoureyes, @moosoppart,@more-yaoi-onegaii, @mostlyanimemusic, @mugenchi, @myfujoshihaven,@mysaviorsnameisyaoi, @myuumin, @nagafuckingchika, @nanakasenpai,@naome, @nasi-lemak, @natsutv, @nekopata, @nemuicchi, @nephilium,@nezuhi@nezuyaoi, @nickchan-san, @nobuo-senpai,@noranb, @norunir, @nsfwbetitngoan, @nyan-cattie, @oarou, @oriondiary,@oxymoronic-paradox

P-S

@p-lutochild, @pancakepornography, @paperbone, @paralian-s,@peeeeeeeeeeh, @perfvert, @phoeix, @piixeled, @pinkish-fangs, @pinky-vi0lence, @pitt0, @pixie-draws, @pocketsfullofyaoi, @pokemon-personalities,@pokemonpalooza, @poo-pooping, @praythegayway, @princemichaela,@prince-vegeta, @psycho-kaneki, @psychopas-s, @psychoticscream,@purelyrice, @raikee-hime, @rebellious-phantom, @reclamon, @redgart,@reikacchi, @renshisou, @reuniclus, @ricedere, @rinamyv, @rnilkhun, @ro-ku, @rochun, @ruil, @s-h-i-t-a-i, @sadasuna, @saka-nade, @senpaaaii,@serelyne, @sharpzero, @shir0tani, @shirazuginshi, @shirochiin, @shirozi,@shitsaekki, @shizuos, @shotas, @shoujo-lovers, @shoujo-moments,@sireai, @slutty-ukes, @softt-kiss, @solangie-kuroi, @soldiergame,@somebodyisthereforme, @sonoshi, @soulielle, @souls-end, @sounflee,@speechless-mangacaps, @steamed-bun, @stopkaneki, @strawberry-slut,@stutterhug, @submachineguns, @supposed-ly, @suyazu, @suzukii, @sweet-kokoro

T-Z

@t-amaki, @takisu, @tales-of-nsfw, @tamaeki, @tebarar, @tenshii-ro, @the-distortion-world, @the-yaoi-otakus-blog, @thequeenofhurts, @this-puppy-flies-too, @timeforbara, @tokidokikokoro, @tokyoloversart, @tor-u, @tratania,@truemadhatter, @tsudaa, @tsuieru, @tsukiou, @tsukiyamxs, @tsumochis,@txkyolights, @tykikakusei, @tyrannosaur-neko, @u-kiyo, @ugly-bakemono,@ushiouji, @velocesmells, @vicgumball, @vimoravec, @waistbandboy,@wanderinginmonochrome, @weaboo-crazed, @wenxchel, @whinydog,@whythemadman, @witchkenma, @writingsforwinter, @x0401x, @xe-neko,@xworu, @xx-petrichor, @xym, @y-ozora, @y-u-u-n-a-r-i, @y-ureii, @yagioloi,@yamaken-chi, @yamakuchi, @yami-no-kuni, @yaoi-blcd, @yaoi-butts, @yaoi-crave, @yaoi-h, @yaoi-haus, @yaoi-is-heaven, @yaoi-is-paradise, @yaoi-lover-for-life, @yaoi-prediction, @yaoi-sensation, @yaoiaddicted, @yaoiandporn,@yaoifunlife, @yaoiisaneed, @yaoikink, @yaoiology, @yaoiotakulovers,@yaoioverdose, @yaoirealm, @yaoitrance, @yay-gay-people, @yechiru,@yonaaka, @yoongii-min, @yourspookydick, @yukiimisaki-chan,@yumetsugu, @zetsuubo, @zephyrbliss

hey guys, im back again with a new and improved follow forever!!! I recently reached 3K followers and words can’t describe how thankful I am for each and everyone of you. I could never even imagine that I would reach such a big number in such a short amount of time. Thank you to all my amazing followers, mutuals, and blogs I follow for making tumblr such an entertaining place to be.  ♡  

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FWAD ‘16 - CS Fic Faves

For Fanfiction Writers Appreciation Day, I’ve compiled a list of some of my favorite Captain Swan fics of all time from Fanfiction.net and AO3. I’ve read them all at least twice and they are just as good the second (or sometimes tenth) time around. It was so hard to make this list because I got caught up in re-reading some of them!

Nearly all of these are modern AUs because that is my kryptonite. GO READ THEM PLEASE. THEY’RE ALL WONDERFUL. (There are a few authors I couldn’t find on tumblr, so if you know their handle, let me know and I’ll fix it.)

Thank you so much, fanfiction authors!! I appreciate you!

COMPLETED

Long Multi-chapters (>50k)

As Real As You Want It To Be [M] [92k] on AO3 by @ive-always-been-a-pirate

With Affection [E] [55k] on AO3 by @phiralovesloki

Give Me Love (Like Her) [E] [55k] on AO3 by @phiralovesloki

A Thin Line [T] [78k] on AO3 by curiousconstellations

Search and Rescue [M] [95k] on AO3 by @navykillian

Sharing Space [M] [57k] on AO3 by @singingisfun

These Nights Aren’t Made For Thinking [M] [66k] on AO3 by @nowforruin

Warm Nights & Firelight [M] [201k] on FF by @oubliette14

Under the Crimson Flag [M] [98k] on FF by @kissmelikeapirate

Flirting, Fraud, and Other Bar Crimes [M] [164k] on FF by @emmakillianfan 

Thank God It’s Friday [T] [58k] on FF by curiousconstellations

Across Time and Space [T] [139k] on FF by Annaelle

Short Multi-chapters (<50k)

The Captain’s Cabin [G] [12k] on AO3 by @nightships

Call Me, Maybe [T] [5k] on AO3 by @xhookswenchx

Bean There (Brewed That) [T] [5k] on AO3 by @wordsmith-storyweaver

Pay It Forward [E] [7k] on AO3 by @acrobat-elle

Bar Nights & Christmas Lights [T] [22k] on AO3 by @nowforruin

Failure To Appear [T] [26k] on FF by @gusenitsaa

A Million Shores and Bays [T] [22k] on FF by @piratesails

Never Hurts [M] [30k] on FF by @laschatzi

Bird of Prey [M] [29k] on FF by @shoedonym

Whatever Floats Your Boat [M] [37k] on FF by @shoedonym

When Killian Met Emma [M] [9k] on FF by @lenfaz

Bitter Hearts (middle of the ride) [T] [26k] on FF by @bookstoreromantic

Viva, Las Vegas! [M] [6k] on FF by @hooklineandswan

Sign of Attraction [M] [27k] on FF by @hooklineandswan

You’ve Been Lonely Too Long [T] [32k] on FF by Lady Callista

beautifully dangerous [M] [24k] on FF by @joneskillian

  

One-shots

Rack ‘Em Up [E] [9k] on AO3 by @always-a-slut-for-pirates

All I Want For Christmas Is… [T] [4k] on AO3 by Nostalgia_101

all that you are (is all that i’ll ever need) [T] [6k] on FF by @bluestoplights

In the Heat of the Morning [T] [6k] on FF by @shoedonym

Be Patient [M] [4k] on FF by @sailtoafarawayland

Consider Living a Life [M] [8k] on FF by @laschatzi

That Damn Bar Wench I Kissed [M] [6k] on FF by @laschatzi

Love is a Battlefield [T] [9k] on FF by @mryddinwilt

Pushing Emma’s Buttons [M] [2k] on FF by @captainswanismyendgame

Baggage Claim [M] [13k] on FF by @shipping-goggles

 

WORKS IN PROGRESS

Canon in D Major [M] [28k] [5/8] on AO3 by @i-know-how-you-kiss

Theoretically [E] [23k] [¾] on AO3 by @this-too-too-sullied-flesh

settle on down with me [T] [12k] [2/3] on AO3 by @saramck

These Nights Never Seem To Go To Plan [E] [50k] [16/?] on AO3 by @stophookingatmeswan

Deep Cover [NR] [20k] [8/?] on AO3 by @dassala

Unbreakable [M] [70k] [16/?] on AO3 by @xemmaloveskillianx

4K and thank you’s

I reached 4k this week which is unweaaalll and I figured it’s time to thank everyone who made the last two years amazing for me.  


@tradleytrash - Jenn! I feel like I’ve been following you forever! Thank you so much for being so nice to me from the start! It makes me sad when I see you go through some rough times but I’ve always been so awkward at approaching people so just know that I am here whenever you need somebody to talk to. Also I think I don’t say it often but I love your writing - I hope you always find the motivation to write amazing stuff.

@tradleyxo - Mary, my pretty aussie friend! Sometimes I feel like we’re one person bc we like the same things lmao but I’m really happy we started talking. You always crack me up with your reaction pics and I love freaking out over Brad with you! College is a bitch but I’m sure you’d slay it.

@vstradley - Arii I don’t even know what to say. Pretty sure the last few months would’ve been very dull for me if I hadn’t met you. Like 90% of the time you (and sam) are the reason why I’m laughing. Sorry if I annoy you all the time with pics of the boys lol I know you secretly love it anyway. You’re honestly amazing, your vids are A+++, you’re a really good friend and i love you so much. I’m really hoping and praying that you get to see the boys soon so you could have your way hug with tris! Hell elmo rise!

@smileforbradley - SAMMM. I love you. Seriously. Sometimes I feel like you’re the little sister I never had and I want to protect you at all times bc you’re the sweetest person I’ve ever met. You (and arii) are my #1 source for all pics of the boys and talking and laughing with you guys is the best part of my day. Don’t ever feel like you’re annoying me okay I actually love it when you tag me in everything! And I know you’ll meet and hug Brad soon enough. I feel it in my bones. (yes i just said that sshh)

Special mention blogs: If you’re not here I’m very sorry but I’m really lazy and my head is about to explode BUT I STILL LOVE YOU PLEASE DON’T FEEL BAD!!! (Also some changed urls and I have no idea where they are anymore)

@brads-lucky-pig @bradleyy @bradsradical @britishvamps @bradwillstyles @brads-bandana @bradlleysimpsons @condoraball @condoraatheexplorer @connorfuckingball @dietbronnor @forthevamps @homeforvampettes @jamiemcvey @justfourboys @notcalledconnor @peachybrad @polaroidconnor @princessbradley @that-british-boy-band @the-vamps-uk @thevampsfeels @vampstrash @veethevampette @yoursleepingheart

I made this blog in 2014 just to look for pics of the boys - I never expected to talk to anyone or even make some friends from different parts of the world. I was surprised at how welcoming and friendly everyone was in the tumblr vamps fandom back when I first started and it was the first time in a long time that I felt like I really belong somewhere. I think this is why I’ve always had a soft spot for new fans who send asks/requests or messages. I just want everyone to feel like this is a place where you belong, where everyone helps everyone out and where no one would judge you for being yourself. We’re all family here.

So if you’re new or you want to make friends, don’t hesitate to drop us a message/ask! 

PS: To all my little ones who reblog/like everything but I don’t follow, IM SORRY FOR MY LAZY ASS BUT I SEE YOU AND I APPRECIATE YOU AND I LOVE YOU I HOPE YOUR DAY DOESN’T SUCK AND YOU GET TO PET A DOG OR A CAT TODAY

Hugs from the other side of the world, Ash x

Well, i’m gonna go ahead and apologize in advance for being super lazy with this. I could have done one sooner, way sooner. Baka Mika. -hides behind the couch- I’ve been on tumblr for almost 5 months now, and it’s been an amazing 5 months. I’ve met many amazing people along the way. Thanks for staying with me, and supporting me. I really appreciate it. I will list the blogs that all deserve a follow for being so lovely <3

Favorites: tachibana-marika(#joey-bless), 13fairysouls, abbymacaroni, akumanoriddlewhyyoudothistome, alissa-jen, alphastigma117, alysx-r, amabaka, ambiguous-anything, animeforyears, bakaqbe, b-animedude-z, bluehairedwaifugpvs, booassassin, breebree223, byzantine-love-machine, castles-in-midair, cayenne-kick, c-c-c-cactus, chaosmetroid, chibitall, cookingklutz, crazymysterychase, cutegirlsdoingcutethings, cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga, darkchunni, darkrai-10(-hugs teal-), demonneko, drcry, felorulo97, foughtandfell(KyouSaya FTW <3), godtierwallflower, gray-rainy-world, goziohelloharmonyxx, hisokan, homunerd,  homuragotyopanties, ihatemylifecats, jdl96, kanyecolle, kawaii-sailormoon(#favPMMM), kaylaizzle, kishinwantsurbody, kittyamy54, kuzu-chi, kyoukosama, literally-the-best-onii-chan, literallytheworstblogger, lovecoloredideology, madinky-doka-magica, madokaaaaaaaaaaaa, madoka-and-hp-obsession, madoka-daily, madoki-doki-magica, madokugh, makidesuuuuuu, makimakimaaa, mamiayame, mapathetic, me-and-my-railgun, meezdeez7, megaboy335, microchibi, mikaami, mintcarousel, misterbeta, mitsunexcore(<3), moe-is-life, more-moe-more-problems, morgane-fate, munkingrl, na-na-ka, nekutyru, neopandabear, nepsud, nerdoka, niconico—nii, nicothebestraburaibu, nightynightsky, nighty-nighty, nikoniko-nii, nuigurineko, nyanberry, nyan-genesis-evangelion, nyanimecat, nyariko, ohnononyoudidnt, onee-samaaa, onodera-dera-dera, onodorable(-hugs you tight-), piper-viper, posthardcory, primnyan, psypade, puchidol, randomfacts137, redspiderlillies, rmorales01, siruth, snowa550, sodapopuniverse, soramono, sparrowspeckles, strangeplaceofmoshi, strawberrychaan, superrinny, takasquid, thatonegayotaku, that-puckerd-my-butt-hole, thats0ccerdude, thatsonofamitch, thegreatsakurako, the-licker-cabinet, theoneshotanime, the-otaku-kingdom, thepadlockedbagguy, thethoughtsthought, thisdorkyguyblogs, toshyano, trashy-pandas, twilightamory, valeaki, wafflehamster, yazawasexual, yourprincessmami

# - C

00rac, akamegafeels, akishijou, allofthemoe, animelesbiansandyoutube, barentzz, captain-of-the-lesbian-ships, captainsushiwushi, charlotte-cross-cornelia, cheriicrystal, codenamex96, connected-hearts-and-souls, cry-senpai

D - G

doorlord5ever, electrifying-swordsman, enen72, fab-polarbear, frosslass, goizord

H - K

halcrial, homurain, homura-yes, icrownclowns, iisupportpanda, izunee, jaykat007, justmadoka, k33p-ca1m-nd-f33d-its-daijoubu, kaneki-kakuja, kanekoolaid, kaseys-shittastic-blog, kaylaizzle, kyuriyuri

L - O

largestherb, latinafangirl206, limiti-esterni, looking4senpai, madoka-nyan, mamifucker, mamikyous, mamis-magical-mammies, matokiibunny, matoro-km, megaexguilmon, monokuma-c, nootnyoom, nowi-dance, officialyasen, oliviabutts, oomoriyuko

P - S

preparetodie-obviously, rainbowneko6688, rhythmerror, rocketwonderland, sao-no-magica, shadow-phoenix-two, shsl-bitch, sliceolyfe, slushiesmundanelife, someonetookstripsalready, sport-animes, suta-spirit

T - Z

theoneandonlystraycat, theprotosstemplar, therealveterantrainer, waifufricker, wolfulinku

HOPE YOU GUYS CONTINUE TO SUPPORT ME <3 I LOVE YOU ALL. THE REASON THIS LIST IS SO HUGE IS BECAUSE YOU GUYS DESERVE THIS MUCH :D -so tired-

i made the banner on my phone dont judge 

So I was going to do a follow forever when I hit 4K followers but then i decided i wanted to do a blog awards/ promo whatver you call it so I’m gonna do the follow forever now bc im impatient

mutuals bolded friends italicized (at least in my imagination were friends ok)

also not in alphabetical bc im lazy sorry also these categories are just a rough outline of ur blog ok

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MCR blogs

@leathersaint@frnkieroandthepatience@bttmfrnk@runbunnyrun@ierohero | @bratmcr | @babygerard | @peachway | @bloodymessway | @garbagepixie | @bulletsvinyl | @wherearemyfckinpills | @mikeywyz | @vampgender | @ierotica | @leathermouth-frank | @mikeywvy | @frxnkiero | @frankspoetry | @ggothclaudia | @awsugar | @spaceboyfrnk | @starrylynz | @vacationadventuresociety | @gravitygerard | @spittinqblood | @vendettafrank@bloodygerard | @mwcr | @youdonthavetheguts | @fvnghoul | @cemterydrive | @badmcrmemes | @transfrank

P!ATD 

@cityross | @708throamtrash@rydenrain | @ryanoross | @drellaa ! @iwritegays | @throam-hurts | @viceseraryan |@vintagepanicatd | @girlsgirlsboy | @ryanrossofficial | @ryanrossaesthetic | @moonlitryro | @youngveins | @ryroappreciation

Gothic/horror aesthetic

@cistruction | @kf-013 | @apparitional-ghost | @r-ntboy | @ieromancy | @yrdead | @teenrazors | @bloodinfection | @afysco | @notin1ove | @vanbats @burnedchurch | @oldguillotine | @leathermouthfucker | @waygore | @vibrahtor

Other

@betteroffaspetekey | @gxbilliam | @goopzone | @sensorys | @parmore | @the-fangirl-that-ran | @rodentteen |@ninetiespunk

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sorry if i forgot anyone !! (also plz promo me so i can hit 4k sooner to do the promo thx)

As you can see from the picture (obviously), this is my 4k follower forever! I can’t believe that so many of you wants to follow me, but i’m so so grateful and i love you all! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(Bolded are my amazing friends and italicized are people i look up to and think are rly cool! (pst if u aren’t italicized don’t be sad because you are still as awesome since ur on this ff B)!))

☆ A-F ☆

a-little-phantasy | adorablehowell | alltheworldsaphil |  arcticphansthetic apologetically-unfunny | arghtroyler | astrohowell | astrologicalester | avidhowellaurorahowell | ayymazingphil | beautiful-lester | blurryfacehowell | cactusphan  | candyphil | catlester | constipatedhowell | cookiephil | damndanhowell | danhowellpng | danhwcll | danllama | danscrotch | dansnads | danzillion | dashing-howell | dauntlester | dropthebones | elinfromsweden | eroticphil | fablehowell | fall-out-phan | fall-out-phil | famoustroye | fawnlester | fireworkphil | fireworksphan | flannelhowell | floralcriss | flusteredphil | foxylester | fringedickhowellfuck-phil | fyidanhowell

☆ G-L

galaxyphan | glazed–eyes–empty–hearts | happy-little-pizza | hcwell | hearteyeshowell | hearteyeshowlter | hella-tronler | hobbithairedhufflepuff | holycrapuhowell | holyyhaz | homoeyeshowell | honkforgay | hovvells | howelllll | howellr | howellsbitch | howimetyourphan | howltersmovingcastle | howxll | httpdanandphil | httpixelicrybecausedanhowelli-put-flowers-in-my-hair | illmakeuhowell | iloveyouasmuchasnutella | immortalbutthole | incloude | infinitetyler | innuendohowell | internetcultleader | introverted-theater-nerd | ironic-phan-cuddles | ironicinternet | irresistiblehowell | its-a-youtuber-fandom | japanphan | jija7 | justafinnishgirlkawaiidan | kayleighsworldstuff | lessamazingphil | lestears | lesterbae | lesterboo | lestericalphan lesterifylestersbitch | linsworldofcrazy | literallylester | littleprincehowell | londonhowell | lovelaughlester

 M-Q  

maltlesters | many-otps | married-to-the-internet | marvelester | meme-lord-howell | memerwentz | mildlyhowell | moanhowell | moonlitdan | muserdan | nerdphan | newflocks | novocainehowell | ohphil | orchidlester | oxfordcontra | p-aper-cut | peace-out-little-munchkins | pepehowell | phandomestic | phanickingatthedisco | phanphanphanphan | phansparent | phansporno | phantastic-dan | phanthusiast | philikesdan | philipbloodylester | eternalphil | phils-totoro | philsmom | philstriker | phoose | plantboylester | poetichowell | poisxned-yxuth | pughowell | punkgoesphan | puresteph

 R-U 

radiantlester | renegade-is-in-my-blood | runawaylester | sad-phan | sarcastichowell | sarcasticphan | send-my-flaws-to-hell | sillychillyphilly | sociallyrejectedteen | solsticehowell | spankedhowell | sparklephil | spokes-phan | sprinkleoffangirl | stagefour-fearoftrying | starbeamhowell | starlighthowell | stunninghowell | sunflowerhowell | sunshinelester | sweaterlester | the-fault-in-our-youtubers | thebrowsingposition | thesteelhammer | theycomefromwithin | theyoutubefangirl | thorlester | tillyismyqueen | tinyphans | todanhowell | tokyohowell | trasparhowell | troye-trxye-tilly | troyeandtilly | troyes-lip-ring | troyes-touch | twenny-one-pilots | ugh-troye | uhphil | unfphan | urlphan

 W-Z 

whiskerhowell | yeezydan | you-little-oedipus | youtubeorgasm | youtubers-needed | zachisnotonfire | zombieaquachick |

There we go my lovely people, ilysm! (if i by any means forgot anyone, please don’t be sad or angry!! It wasn’t my intention i literally did this at 3 am)

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So, I’ve been putting a big fic rec masterlist together for ages, as I know some of you are aware, and I’m now 4 away from hitting 4K followers. It’s always been the plan to post it for that milestone.

I’m wanting to get as many fics as possible from lesser known writers. Less known fics from more well known writers are fine too, and even the ‘staple’ CS fandom fics that we all know and love are fine. Basically all CS fics.

But I’m specifically trying to be proactive in promoting the writers in our fandom who don’t get much exposure/notes for their work for whatever reason - smaller blog, limited social network platforms, getting lost in the huge CS FF tag etc.

I have all the fics broken down into categories and any recs you guys have for fics within the following tropes/timelines would be very welcomed. Oneshot/MC/drabbles doesn’t matter. I’ll take any you’ve got to rec:

1) Season 1 (Cursed or Other) - Killian came across with the curse or meets Emma before she arrives in SB etc.

2) Lieutenant Duckling / EF / No Original Curse

3) Canon Deleted Scenes/Canon Divergence from any season (I have none for S6 so far, but all seasons welcome).

4) Neighbors/Roommates AUs

5) Fake Dating/Fake Marriage AUs

6) College/High School/Childhood Sweethearts/Childhood BFFs

7) Celebrity AUs

8) Soulmate AUs

9) Co-Workers AUs

10) Future Canon scenes or scenarios i.e. engagement, wedding, pregnancy, parenting etc.

I’m adding as many fics and authors as I can before I hit that 4K milestone! If you have the writers’ FFnet/AO3 handles as well as their tumblr URLs that would be SUPER awesome too, so that I can tag them in the post!

anonymous asked:

Prompt: jealous Emma? I know we saw a little of it with Tink, but I'd love a fic where her jealousy is a little more blatant. Thanks!!

For at least two weeks, Emma sternly tells herself that she is definitely not jealous. There’s no reason to be. There is enough going on in their lives (inexplicable winter, Regina blaming her for ruining her happiness, whatever she might have brought back from the past, learning to navigate a relationship with a three-hundred-year-old pirate, babysitting her little brother, and finding a store, any store, open past eight PM when she’s still adjusting back from the round-the-clock life of Manhattan) without resenting the presence of the other vagabond who’s blown back into town on the North Wind: one Will Scarlet, formerly of the Merry Men and Robin Hood’s acquaintance, who (apparently) literally fell down the rabbit hole and has just now made it back. And, it turns out, of Killian’s.

By the way Will and Killian stop and stare at each other upon accidentally meeting in Granny’s, then veer in the opposite direction, ignoring each other as hard as they possibly can, Emma knows there’s some sort of story there. Her curiosity is piqued due to the fact of Killian steadfastly changing the subject whenever she brings it up. Finally, it’s getting to the point where he’s clearly smarting over the fact of Will Scarlet’s presence in town even when he’s supposed to be paying attention to her, and her patience runs out. “Seriously? Can you quit brooding and get with the program? Either tell me what happened with Will, or you’re sleeping on the couch tonight.”

Killian stares at her, utterly baffled, until understanding dawns on his face. “What the… love, are you seriously jealous of Will bloody Scarlet?”

“No,” Emma snaps. “Besides, even if I was, you were jealous of your past self, so I think I’m allowed.”

Killian looks very much as if he can’t decide whether to laugh or roll his eyes. “We knew each other, back in our land, before the curse. He spent some time on my ship while he was running from the Queen, who had a price on his head as she did for the rest of Robin’s men. We drank together and made a few terrible decisions, and I betrayed him like I did everyone else. Evidently he hasn’t forgiven me for it.”

“Really.”

“Aye.” Killian shrugs. “I was debating whether or not to pop by one night and kill him, because he knows a few too many of my dark secrets for me to feel entirely comfortable with.”

Emma smirks at him. “So apparently the blackmail potential cuts two ways, huh? Funny, though. I would think you two would have gotten along splendidly.”

“Why’s that, love?”

“The snark, mostly. And the affinity for leather. And, the, uh, vocabulary. Mainly that.”

“Maybe we were too much alike for our own good.” Killian shrugs again. “Well, I suppose that even though I am bedding the sheriff, murder would be viewed rather dimly among all you damned hero types, so I shall nobly refrain. If another rabbit hole comes along, though, I can’t promise I won’t stuff the bastard down it.”

Emma rolls her eyes. “You really know how to make friends, don’t you?”

“Aye, and enemies. Generally the latter.”

“So is there any chance that Will’s going to drop by and kill you?”

"He’s welcome to try.” Killian cracks his knuckles, which is a feat with one hand. “I’d be pleased to set a few old scores to rights.”

“I thought you gave up vengeance,” she needles.

“Please? Just once? It’ll be good for him, I promise.”

Emma rolls her eyes even harder.

She believes the word (or words) for this situation would be bloody hell.

this is it, it happened during the night, I saw it when I could barely open my two eyes together while making myself some tea… I’ve reached my next hundred. 4k of people following that shitty blog run by the lame ass clownfish I am. really, I’m forever questionning the reasons why and I’m also so sorry for everything I may say in my tags, for how annoying I may be sometimes, and towards the people who started following me for a specific fandom when this blog is a mix of many different bands and stuff.
I’ll never be thankful enough, this is insane and I’ll always be amazed by it. whether we’re mutuals or not doesn’t matter, I’m grateful to each and every of you, but since this is a follow forever I’m just gonna share and mention the people I’m planing to keep seeing on my dash. I’ve promised myself I’d make my third ff once I’ll reach 4k so… here it is.

no real categories or order this time, I’m putting all blog kinds at once.
italic is for mutuals. bold is for favorite.

you can hover your url for a personal little message to you, ‘cause you deserve it, ‘cause you’re queen/king, ‘cause you rock and ‘cause your presence on my dash definitely makes it a lot greater. keep the perfect up buddy~

bomtoki ; chaegasm ; byetan ; nojimin ; wasabisoo ; caffeinatedfeminism ; sugmon ; snowmons ; nicosato ; kimjcngins ; zicosbae ; jihoongi ; simondope ; jomjjeoreo ; street-crush ; yngimn ; bxngster ; dok2gonzo ; yngguq ; onlyblockb ; babikims ; vivid-vvd ; seduce-me-with-satoori ; ukwno ; hugtae ; tabloworld ; korean-hip-hop ; 10won ; olltiboy ; ijustwannarhyme ; daesbulge ; nonkorean ; beenziontnt ; southkoreans ; aintyves ; undergroundkoreans ; pizzajpg ; jayseus ; huckleberryp ; koreanghetto ; z-co ; 2426-girl ; gangnamclique ; qaerin ; azianatic ; classifiedclover ; huckleberryb ; sugashu ; matoki-project ; woojihosbitch ; mino-sonq ; icejjzino ; hyosong ; mistyblueee ; b2st-nes ; buckw1lds ; bangjae ; trying-so-hard-will-kill-you ; hyundamla ; seung-whores ; yongguksfingers ; juno-faddyrobot ; xiuadore

I probably missed some but anyways I love you all and thank you, thank you for keeping up with me or just for running such awesome blogs. thank you, forever, always.