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  • Gretchen: Mr. Zuckerberg was cheating on his final exam?
  • Eduardo: I'd rather not answer that, Gretchen.
  • Gretchen: And why not?
  • Eduardo: Because I'm not suing him for cheating on his final exam. That's not what friends do.
  • Gretchen: Well, you just told us he was cheating.
  • Eduardo: Oops. (to Mark) You told your lawyers I was torturing animals?
  • Sy: No, he didn't tell us about it at all. Our litigators are capable of finding a Crimson article. And in fact, when we raised the subject with him, he defended you.
  • Mark: Oops.