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Cannabis Infused - Roasted Garlic Spread

Grillby (Navy Seals copy pasta)
Grillby (Navy Seals copy pasta)

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Guard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on human territory, and I have over 420 recipes for pinecone related dishes. I am trained in fire magic warfare and I’m the top chef in the entire underground. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before underground, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Undernet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the underground and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cook steak in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in violent sautéing, but I have access to the entire pantry of the Underground Royal Guard and I will use it to its full extent to fry your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit flames all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”

Just waiting on Sans Lines and Frisk.

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