40s hair style

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When he turns to look, he finds that Darcy’s trying to hook her pass out from her cardigan pocket with a pinkie seeing as both of her hands are holding take-out trays filled with drinks…

“Here,” Steve says, doubling back to stand in front of her.  He reaches down and carefully removes the badge without touching her inappropriately.  He leans over and badges her in, giving the guard his sternest unimpressed stare.  

“Ugh, bless you,” she sighs, finally looking up.“Oh, hi Steve.” Watching the smile spread across her face makes his stomach flip a bit… He puts the lanyard of her badge over her head. “Thanks so much, Steve. You’re the best.”

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In which Steve is great at saving the day (and preventing unnecessary caffeine spillage), but terrible at asking girls out for coffee. 

Based on a chapter from this drabble series by the ever-talented sevenfoxes. 

sevensneakyfoxes, you had to know this was coming. <3 

stopthatitssilly  asked:

1, 20, 21, 22, 47, 49 annnnd 60! I like these questions 😂😘

1. Do You ever doubt the existence of others than you?

Yeah. I have derealization panic attacks fairly often..

20. What is your best physical attribute?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

I’d be fucking sexy! I’d probably be tall and have a sweet 40’s styled hair cut, gauges, tattoos! I’d dress super dapper! And I’d track down a girl crush and have sex as a guy. Or just masturbate a ton.

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

Uh. Hmmm. I can play the flute?

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

Still single? Yeah? Cool.

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create.

An owl/cat. Owkat? Cowl? 🤦🏻‍♀️ ignore me.

60. Do you believe in Aliens.

Yes!!!!