404 error pages

  • normal website: 404 error - page not found
  • garbage millenial website: golly gee willikers, looks like you’ve taken a wrong turn!!!! looks like our army of busy little worker bees must have filed the page you were looking for in the wrong filing cabinet!!!! mayhaps you could try looking at one of our other many pages? ?? i am sure you would find something else you would like instead?? SO sorry you did not find what you were looking for!! may the force be with you fellow geek! :3 :3 :3

dazai/atsushi domestic headcanons because we all deserve it

- dazai wakes up first but he doesn’t go to bathroom or anything, no. he stares at atsushi. until atsushi wakes up and he pretends he’s asleep then atsushi will proceed to drag him out bed but – “no, atsushi-kun, the warmth of our bed is too good to waste!”

- atsushi can cook decent meals. let’s say, he’s good at following google’s instructions. dazai can fry and boil water but that’s it. leave the both of them in the kitchen and they wont be out until everyone is dying out of starvation. just ask kunikida, he’s still scarred as hell.

- atsushi helps dazai to put his bandages on. actually, atsushi thinks of it as a task and its cute when atsushi gets all focus on making everything perfect for dazai, according to the man himself. kunikida doesn’t want to know, though. so does ranpo.

- they go to work together and dazai likes to hold atsushi’s hand when they walk. atsushi is embarrassed, not because everyone is looking at them but – “dazai-san is holDING MY HAND PAGE 404 ERROR”

- dazai likes to kiss atsushi’s forehead. because he’s taller and its something he can do before he shoves atsushi’s face in his chest and hugs him tight.

- atsushi talks about dazai when he’s with other people. it’s more of a conversation kind of thing, like: “so i heard this donut” and atsushi will go, “yes, dazai-san is –” and there he go. expect a full conversation about this amazing, bandage, man who likes suicide when you’re talking about donuts.

- dazai compliments atsushi, and its easier for him to do so because it feels right in his tongue. but his compliments are vague. “you have a wonderful look today, atsushi-kun” translation: you are beautiful and i am only a mere human looking at God’s creation.

- dazai is a proud significant other. i’m telling you, he sounds like a proud dad who cheers for his son in a baseball game when atsushi does stuff. kunikida thinks dazai is a embarrassing individual, so much, he could die.

- atsushi doesn’t call dazai in his first name. neither did he dropped the honorifics. he calls him dazai-san and dazai calls him atsushi-kun. dazai doesn’t like it at first, but meh. maybe dazai could complain about it again when they are married.

- speaking of marriage, dazai makes very vague proposal. from “wanna die with me?” to “please make me more average breakfast for the rest of our lives” and atsushi knows shit about it. kunikida wanna die.

anonymous asked:

So your website advertises black moonstone palm stones but when I click on them I get a 404 error saying the page doesn't exist? Are they just sold out? I hope not!

They are sold out, but I’m listing more in a week or so :)

chirrut would 100% be that cheeky ass bf/husband that’s always teasing baze and asking for kisses and cuddles in public, but whenever baze complies and DOES give him a smooch, chirrut gets all Error 404 Page Not Found and goes red faced and baze tries real hard to only use this power for Good and not evil

ABOUT THE MUN

(( oh no ))

THE BASICS

01. Full name :: lol nice try 
02. Birthday :: sometime around 13.7 billion years ago…. you know… the big bang
03. Sexuality :: the gayest gaylord of them all
04. Gender :: Error 404. Page not found.
05. Single? :: bitches on my dick that used to brush me off in high school

FAVOURITES (( now this is how u write it >.> ))

06. Person :: bitch myself
07. Movie :: Pan’s Labyrinth 
08. Song :: Sega Genesis by Trevor Something
09. Celebrity :: if we go by the definition of ‘well known’ then it would have to be Pewdiepie
10Colour :: rainbow bc i am gay af
11. Food :: bagels tbh they are the shit 
12. Animal :: lol my dog 
13. Word :: lagom (( means just right in sweetish btw ))

QUESTIONS

14. How many siblings do you have? :: water those?
15. How many pets? :: one. dog spelled backwards is god. i am a monotheist bc i believe in god… aka my dog. his name is charlie. i worship my dog.
16Do you like sweets? :: no
17. What year are you graduating? :: …
18. Do you like yourself?: lol who doesn’t?
19. Do you have a crush? :: hell fucken yah i do
20. Do you have any nicknames? :: anything and everything.

Tagged by :: ew akira (( jk thank u )) @divinebred

Tagging :: @reiokyu @nonviiolent @nemuri-nanagou @ryusxnka @flashkitty @rctsu @izuru-ru @mysteriousshopkeeper @rukixakuchxkx @heavenxpiercing @los-loxos

twilit-tragedy  asked:

Hi, I'm just here to say your writing is gorgeous and How To Save A Life made me bawl like Yachi probably was. That was the saddes thing I've ever read, though I don't often read angst, but it blew the scale. Seriously, the way you wrote it was fantastic and it really hit all of my heart's fricking chords. I'm broken. Now I'm gonna read A Thousand Years, I'm addicted to your writing! On another note, I need your fic drawn, animated, voiced, in my bedroom wall, anything for this angst. Good work!

VAHUT WEITJIHGIEAVAK/;NIGPH

ERROR 404 PAGE NOT FOUND

I SAW THE NOTIFICATION AND LITERALLY ZYOOMED TO TUMBLR AND IM S O

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR MESSAGE, IT MAKES ME SO DAMN EMOTIONAL I’M JUST!!! WEEPING HAPPY TEARS OVER HERE, about to make a happy river :”D

I am so, so very grateful that you’ve told me this, and so beyond happy to know that I’ve managed to pull your heartstrings like that. Gives me an immense amount of motivation!!!

You can find some illustrations for my fics by wonderful artists in #my-writing tag! Including a MIND-BLOWING ANIMATION done by my friend for A Thousand Years, you Must check it out, it’s incredible.

Once again, thank you so very much, your ask literally made my evening!!! ;А;

Oh my god. 

I am not equipped to deal with this page. 

WHERE DO I EVEN START. 

So, Fai. He gets praised for his cooking and his response is to STARE WISTFULLY OFF INTO THE DISTANCE AND THINK ABOUT KUROGANE. 

WITH THAT FACE. 

FAI PLEASE. 

And then Kurogane, where like. It’s implied that someone could potentially be talking about him (and like, this is Mokona. Mokona will just say things) AND IMMEDIATELY HE BLAMES FAI. 

STOP IT YOU TWO. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS. But also never actually stop. 

Let’s not even go into the fact that whichever universal principle it is that governs the “when someone talks about you, you sneeze” rule has openly accepted that Kurogane is named “Big Puppy” now. That’s just your name now, Kurogane. It’s legal. Even the laws of the universe agree on this. 

I am dying for the day where they run into some badass characters who knows of their reputation from Outo and is just immediately like “Ah yes! Big Puppy-san. I have heard so much about you.” And Kurogane just breaks down screaming. 

MEANWHILE SYAORAN’S FACE. WHEN TALKING ABOUT FAI’S COOKING. 

HIS FACE. 

THAT IS A FACE SO OVERJOYED THAT IS IS ON PAR WITH SAKURA’S FACE. 

SYAORAN HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE THIS MUCH JOY IN YOU. 

HOW WAS IT BROUGHT OUT BY THE POWER OF BREAKFAST.

…FAI CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT.

anonymous asked:

Not a perfect fix for every situation, but when browsing ao3 the "Search within results" filter is a BLESSING. Because it can be used to filter OUT results. You can type: -"certain ship/name here" and say GOODBYE to everything with that tag. Obviously if a fic isn't using archive warnings properly there isn't much this feature can do to help.... but it's a great little tool that makes browsing ao3 a little safer and less unpleasant.

It is a great tool, however I am apparently bad at Technology because every time I try to use that “-” filter it gives me an error 404 page.

But to everyone else – this is a super helpful tip, thanks anon! 

(((Ao3′s tagging system is homophobic because I’m gay and it’s inconveniencing me.)))