4000 degrees

  • Baekhyun: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute
  • Minseok: What?! No! That's not how it works, Baekhyun
  • Baekhyun: FLOOR IT?
  • Minseok: Baek, NO!
  • Baekhyun: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
  • Minseok: YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
  • Baekhyun: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
  • Minseok: BAEKHYUN. PLEASE.
  • Hansung: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute.
  • Dan Se: Hansung nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
  • Hansung: FLOOR IT?
  • Dan Se: HANSUNG NO
  • Hansung: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
  • Dan Se: HANSUNG YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
  • Hansung: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
  • Dan Se: HANSUNG PLEASE
  • Erica: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute.
  • Boyd: Erica nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
  • Erica: FLOOR IT?
  • Boyd: ERICA NO
  • Erica: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
  • Boyd: ERICA YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
  • Erica: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
  • Boyd: ERICA PLEASE
  • Jae: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute.
  • Sungjin: Jae nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
  • Jae: FLOOR IT?
  • Sungjin: JAE NO
  • Jae: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
  • Sungjin: JAE YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
  • Jae: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
  • Sungjin: JAE PLEASE
  • Wheein: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute.
  • Solar: Wheein! nO. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
  • Wheein: FLOOR IT?
  • Solar: WHEEIN NO
  • Wheein: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
  • Solar: WHEEIN YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
  • Wheein: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
  • Solar: WHEEIN. PLEASE.
Sorry Ishida Sui, Mutsuki deserved better

I have been a fan of tokyo ghoul for a while but after re: chapter 114, i am utterly shocked. this is the FINAL straw. what were you thinking ishida? i cant believe i would end up dropping one of my favorite mangas

External image

I am just so mad right now i cant contain myself…ugh..why ishida??? why did you have to ruin mutsuki so much? she had so much development!! where did it all go!!! noo!! I cant take it anymore im just going to drop this manga but ugh i cant get over it ! Everything that was promised to us by ishida was thrown in the trash

External image

Disappointing so disappointing after everything

External image

if only if :re was as good as part 1. :re it had so much potential, it could have been so much better if ishida had cared about mutsuki

External image

maybe it will taste better with ketchup

External image

let’s add some beans with it

External image

Why stop there? let’s cook it up to 4000 degrees celsius

External image

Add some salt, so much salt

External image

Finally, where it belongs

External image

Why ishida?

You could have made mutsuki one of the best developed characters ever. disgusting

Sorry ishida, i liked tokyo ghoul:re but not anymore. I just cant tolerate it anymore. ive had enough

  • Dex: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute.
  • Bitty: Dex NO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES!
  • Dex: FLOOR IT?
  • Bitty: DEX NO!
  • Dex: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND!
  • Bitty: WILLIAM, YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!
  • Dex: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
  • Bitty: WILL PLEASE!
  • Izzy: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute.
  • Clary: Hansung nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
  • Izzy: FLOOR IT?
  • Clary: IZZY NO
  • Izzy: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
  • Clary: IZZY YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
  • Izzy: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
  • Clary: IZZY PLEASE
More teenage Zoe and Lucas

Zoe: so I can bake my cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes.

Lucas: k

Zoe: ….. How about 4000 degrees for 1 minute?!?!

Lucas: that’s not how you bake cookies Zoe.

Zoe: what about 4000,000 for 1 second?

Lucas: ZOE NO. YOURE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.

Zoe: I’M GONNA HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO BAKE COOKIES

Lucas: ZOE P L E A S E

  • Bolin: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes... or 4000 degrees for 1 minute
  • Mako: What?! No! That's not how it works.
  • Bolin: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?
  • Mako: Bo, NO! You are going to burn the house down.
  • Bolin: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
  • Mako: BOLIN. PLEASE. No.
  • Connor: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute.
  • Arno: ConnOR NO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES.
  • Connor: FLOOR IT?
  • Arno: CONNOR NO!
  • Connor: HOW ABOUT 4000 000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND.
  • Arno: CONNOR YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.
  • Connor: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.
  • Arno: CONNOR PLEASE!
  • Sanha: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute.
  • Eunwoo: Sanha nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
  • Sanha: FLOOR IT?
  • Eunwoo: SANHA NO
  • Sanha: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
  • Eunwoo: SANHA YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
  • Sanha: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
  • Eunwoo: SANHA PLEASE
  • Rachel: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute.
  • Joe: Rachel! No! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
  • Rachel: FLOOR IT?
  • Joe: RACHEL, NO
  • Rachel: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
  • Joe: RACHEL, YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
  • Rachel: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
  • Joe: RACH. PLEASE.
  • Jisoo: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute.
  • Rosé: Jisoo nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
  • Jisoo: FLOOR IT?
  • Rosé: JISOO NO
  • Jisoo: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
  • Rosé: JISOO YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
  • Jisoo: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
  • Rosé: JISOO PLEASE
youtube

Fuck Still Alive tbh, this song is the best song in any Valve game, I’m sorry but it is.

It’s certainly the most well orchestrated. It’s so perfect for the setting. The unsettling improvisational nature and jolting high pitches of the brass, the dissonant seagulls in the background, the twanginess. This song screams there is something seriously wrong on the Mississippi. If we’re solely going by how well a song sells it’s setting, I’d say this does it the best.

Close seconds for best Valve game songs include Tracking Device, Halls of Science, Cara Mia Addio, and 4000 Degrees Kelvin