4.5 cups

Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

  • <p> <b>mic:</b> your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. meaning a single pineapple won't generally fill up a whole can perfectly which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can someone somewhere else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. which means you can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and i think that's beautiful<p/><b>aizawa:</b> how much sleep are you getting?<p/><b>mic:</b> not enough my guy<p/></p>

Scotty: Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple won’t generally fill up a whole can perfectly which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can someone somewhere else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Which means you can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds or millions of miles away and I think that’s beautiful.

Chekov: …..How much sleep are you getting.

Scotty, drinks coffee: Not enough lad.

  • Itachi: Your average pineapple, once peeled and cut, makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes, the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won't fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can someone else has the can that has the rest of the same pineapple. That means you can share a single fruit with a stranger hundreds of miles away and I think that's beautiful.
  • Kisame: How much sleep are you getting?
  • Itachi: Not enough, Kisame.
  • Scorpius: Your average pineapple, once peeled and cut, makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes, the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won't fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can someone else has the can that has the rest of the same pineapple. That means you can share a single fruit with a stranger hundreds of miles away and I think that's beautiful.
  • Albus: How much sleep are you getting?
  • Scorpius: Not enough my guy

Zelo: Your average pineapple, once peeled and cut, makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes, the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can someone else has the can that has the rest of the same pineapple. That means you can share a single fruit with a stranger hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beautiful.

Yongguk: How much sleep are you getting?

Zelo: Not enough, Yongguk.

  • Tweek: Your average pineapple, once peeled and cut, makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes, the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won't fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can someone else has the can that has the rest of the same pineapple. That means you can share a single fruit with a stranger hundreds of miles away and I think that's beautiful.
  • Craig: How much sleep are you getting?
  • Tweek: Not enough, Craig
  • Ennoshita: Your average pineapple, once peeled and cut, makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes, the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won't fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can someone else has the can that has the rest of the same pineapple. That means you can share a single fruit with a stranger hundreds of miles away and I think that's beautiful.
  • Futakuchi: How much sleep are you getting?
  • Ennoshita: Not enough, Kenji.
  • jae: your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. meaning a single pineapple generally won't fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. meaning you can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and i think that's beautiful
  • dowoon: how much sleep are you getting
  • jae: not enough
  • Usopp: Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beautiful.
  • Nami: How much sleep are you getting?
  • Usopp: Not enough my guy.
  • Nico: Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks.
  • Nico: Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz.
  • Nico: Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of the same pineapple.
  • Nico: Meaning you can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beautiful.
  • Jyugo: How much sleep are you getting?
  • Nico: Not enough, my guy.
  • jongin: Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful
  • minseok: How much sleep are you getting?
  • jongin: Not enough my guy

Dan: Your average pineapple, once peeled and cut, makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes, the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can someone else has the can that has the rest of the same pineapple. That means you can share a single fruit with a stranger hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beautiful.

Phil: How much sleep are you getting?

Dan: Not enough my guy

Glutton’s Fork Special

[CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE END OF ‘CRYSTAL KINGDOM’]

“What?!” I hear you cry, looking wildly at his post, “There’s another recipe?! Already?! But how?!” 

I know, I know - I’m as surprised as you all are, trust me. I’m not usually this ardently productive, especially when the fate of the world isn’t even at stake or anything. But I found inspiration from all of my fans and your fabulous support of my work! 

Also, I’m, like, a really really good chef. But we knew that. 

I’ll admit, finding the inspiration to crank out another platinum record award winning culinary chart topper took a bit of doing.  I wanted to keep this fantasy Michelin star shower going, but nothing was coming to me. It sucked! 

But then that moment of terrible frustration and annoyance at unsolved puzzles reminded me of something - my adventures! Specifically, mine (and Magnus and Merle’s) heroic and arduously long jaunt through Lucas Miller’s crystalline hell lab. Which reminded me of the second least awful moment in there (second only to my tentacle hentai spectacular ft The Actual Grim Reaper). And what better way to…mmm…crystalize…this wonderful moment than to share it all with you in the form of a far less deadly recipe! That’s right folks, today’s dish is…

Glutton’s Fork Special - The Philosopher's Stone

I’ll go ahead and throw a disclaimer on this one right now and cut off that frantic message you’re about to send me - don’t worry, this is only one version of this dish.  There will be a vegetarian friendly version, The Falafeler’s Stone, at some later date. Probably also a version of The Philosopher’s Scone. Because if a single moment can produce multiple Merle-level puns, then on my honor as an adventurer and a celebrity chef, I’m pretty obligated to make all of them.  

Moving on.  This one is a bit more complex than the last, so I hope you’ve gotten a chance to level up and throw some more points towards your wis modifier, so keep up.

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  • Yoohyeon: your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. meaning a single pineapple generally won't fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. meaning you can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and i think that's beautiful
  • Dami: how much sleep are you getting
  • Yoohyeon: not enough

Full day of eating meal 1!

(March 15, 2017)

Plain Greek yogurt, ½ cup (4.5 carbs); Turkey Sausage (2.7 carbs); 50 grams Blackberries (2.1 carbs); 1 tbsp torani sugar free French vanilla to sweeten the yogurt.

1 tbsp HWC in my coffee. (1 net carb)

(I would normally have bacon with out any carbs but I was out and sausage was all I had at home)

  • Cuddles: Your average pineapple, peeled and cut, makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes, the most common being 20oz and 46oz, meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can, somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple, meaning you can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beautiful.
  • Toothy: How much sleep are you getting?
  • Cuddles: Not enough, my guy.
  • Coco: Your average pineapple, once peeled and cut, makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes, the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won't fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can someone else has the can that has the rest of the same pineapple. That means you can share a single fruit with a stranger hundreds of miles away and I think that's beautiful.
  • Crash: How much sleep are you getting?
  • Coco: Not enough, Crash.
  • Reno: Your average pineapple, once peeled and cut, makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes, the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won't fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can someone else has the can that has the rest of the same pineapple. That means you can share a single fruit with a stranger hundreds of miles away and I think that's beautiful.
  • Astro: How much sleep are you getting?
  • Reno: Not enough, Astro.
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>2p Denmark:</b> Your average pineapple, once peeled and cut, makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks.<p/><b>2p Denmark:</b> Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes, the most common being 20oz and 46oz.<p/><b>2p Denmark:</b> Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can someone else has the can that has the rest of the same pineapple.<p/><b>2p Denmark:</b> That means you can share a single fruit with a stranger hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beautiful.<p/><b>2p Norway:</b> How much sleep are you getting?<p/><b>2p Denmark:</b> Not enough, my guy.<p/></p><p/></p>