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...y’know, maybe it wasn’t just Scooby-Doo that made everything insane. Maybe it was just the ‘70s.

SDM’s current episode aired in 1970, and after watching something else from 1974… well, the decade seems as delightfully derpy as Scooby was.

Check this out.

Ok, so, the evil secret society (who’s powerful-enough to threaten the whole world) is holding their meetings in a middleschool auditorium, and are showing off an unstoppable robot made of pie pans.

Old-school Doctor Who didn’t need a budget. It had creativity, and aluminum foil!

The robot goes to investigates the section of their meeting room dedicated to Random Cardboard Boxes for People to Hide Behind, and finds Sarah Jane, who–…

…wait, is that romaine lettuce?

I guess even evildoers need somewhere to store their salad fixings.

Either way, the good guys have the bad guys surrounded, with dozens of armed guards ready to catch–

…um… the main evil lady, who’s completely unarmed… just sorta pushing her hostage along?

She’s a normal human, and has no weapons… could you guys just walk over to her? Please?

Maybe that guy 7 feet away could, like, go grab Sarah Jane? Or heck, even just punch Evil Lady, that’d do the j–

…or, maybe you’ll just let them go.

That works too, I guess.

Ooh, but now, here’s the robot and Henchman Guy! 

The good guy troops are firing at them, but Henchman Guy is being shielded by the side of the robot–

…oh. 

Never mind, I guess there’s still a 240° angle he’s completely unprotected at.

“Sir! Should we fire on the bad guy?”

“Goodness no, Johnson, that’s violent!”

“But… isn’t he going to go try to destroy all of mankind?”

“Yes, but this is a family show in the ‘70s. We can’t do that!”

“…could I throw a brick at him, sir? Do anything to try to impair his escape?”

“Certainly not, Johnson! If we stop him here, the script won’t work!”

Welp. Now they’re in the truck, I guess.

Aha! This is your chance! Shoot the tires, quick!

It’s a non-violent, TV-approved way to stop a slowly-moving regular truck containing an evil lady and a pie pan robot from destroying the wor–

…or… or don’t. Sure, that works, too.

…wait, if a regular truck’s windshield can sustain fire from 4 automatic rifles without breaking, why don’t we make phone screens out of the stuff?

Goodness, classic DW is fun… it’s like your crazy uncle had some great sci-fi ideas, and tried to make a show about them on the budget of a ham sandwich.

Colin

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DIY COSPLAY SNIPER RIFLE | Fallout 4 Cosplay Builds, pt. 1

Prepping continues for PAX South later this month, which means more video tutorials for all you guys! Today we’re going over how to build a realistic sniper rifle out of a cheap toy gun!

Tutorial by:  MatadorPhilip
Tutorial Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zF0bYfHlaI

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The best AK’s on the market today are from Krebs Customs. I’ve seen them run full auto, all day long. This is my personal AC-15 Mod 2 built on a Saiga receiver. Their current models are the KV-13 Mod 2 built on a Vepr receiver.

On Jeopardy the other night, the final question was “How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the Tomb of the Unknowns?" 

All three got it wrong. 

This is really an awesome sight to watch if you’ve never had the chance. 

Tomb of the Unknown Soldier 

1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns and why? 

Twenty-one steps. It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute, which is the highest honor given any military or foreign dignitary. 

2. How long does he hesitate after his about-face to begin his returning walk and why? 

Twenty-one seconds for the same reason as the answer of #1.

3. Why are his gloves wet? 

His gloves are moistened to prevent him from losing his grip on the rifle. 

4. Does he carry his rifle on the same shoulder all the time and if not, why not?

He carries the rifle on the shoulder away from the tomb. After his march across the path, he executes an about-face and moves the rifle to the outside shoulder. 

5. How often are the guards changed? 

Guards are changed every thirty minutes, twenty-four hours a day, 365 days a year. 

6. What are the physical traits of the guard limited to? 

For a person to apply for guard duty at the tomb, he must be between 5’ 10″ and 6’ 2″ tall and his waist size cannot exceed 30″. 

Other requirements of the Guard: 

They must commit two years of life to guard the tomb, live in a barracks under the tomb, and cannot drink any alcohol on or off duty for the rest of their lives. They cannot swear in public for the rest of their lives and cannot disgrace the uniform or the tomb in any way. After two years, the guard is given a wreath pin that is worn on their lapel signifying they served as guard of the tomb. There are only 400 presently worn. The guard must obey these rules for the rest of their lives or give up the wreath pin. The shoes are specially made with very thick soles to keep the heat and cold from their feet. There are metal heel plates that extend to the top of the shoe in order to make the loud click as they come to a halt. There are no wrinkles, folds or lint on the uniform. Guards dress for duty in front of a full-length mirror. The first six months of duty a guard cannot talk to anyone, nor watch TV. All off duty time is spent studying the 175 notable people laid to rest in Arlington National Cemetery. A guard must memorize who they are and where they are interred. Among the notables are: President Taft, Joe E. Lewis (the boxer) and Medal of Honor winner Audie Murphy, (the most decorated soldier of WWII.) Every guard spends five hours a day getting his uniform ready for guard duty. 

In 2003 as Hurricane Isabelle was approaching Washington, DC, our US Senate/House took two days off with anticipation of the storm. On the ABC evening news, it was reported that because of the dangers from the hurricane, the military members assigned the duty of guarding the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier were given permission to suspend the assignment. They respectfully declined the offer. Soaked to the skin, marching in the pelting rain of a tropical storm, they said that guarding the Tomb was not just an assignment, it was the highest honor that can be awarded to a service-person. 

The tomb has been patrolled continuously, 24/7, since 1930.