3d printer pizza

The absolute best thing about college is that I can give an entire PowerPoint presentation about using 3D printers to make pizza for astronauts in space (since they’ve never been able to have it up there this entire time) and no one bats an eye even though we’re in a persuasive writing class

and also that as part of my research for said PowerPoint I got to watch a band’s videotape of that one time they illegally launched a slice of pizza into space with a GoPro camera filming the entire time and their subsequent almost-arrest by the police for terrorizing a neighborhood when the crazy thing fell back down to earth

I occasionally question whether or not college is even real, ngl