3 am Thoughts by Yuuri Katsuki
Yuuri, laying in bed, next to Viktor at 3 am: Vitya?
Viktor, barely awake: Yes?
Yuuri: *whispers* I just realized that the word ‘scoff’ is a combination of ‘snickering’ and 'cough’, which is exactly what a scoff is… a snickering cough…
Viktor: … Yuuri?
Viktor: I love you, but go the fuck to sleep.