u fool. I see you posting that ask meme. You've activated my trap card that sends you a weird amount of asks from it: 1, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, 23, 27, 28, 31, 33, 34, 36, 47, 48, 52, 55, 56, 58, 59, 61, 66, 77, 84, 85, 87, 97, 99? Although i suppose if you do all of them or not are up to you~ (⊹つ••⊹)つ
no, I will accept this challenge!
1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?
Gotta have more cereal. I don’t like milk that much.
12: what’s your favorite planet?
Neptune. Because once in the third grade I did a very short and shitty report on it and decided at that very moment, this would be my favorite planet because I had some degree of knowledge about it. I have since then lost said knowledge but the sworn oath to remain loyal to it remains.
13: what’s something that made you smile today?
this ask <3
15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!
why does it have to be space
literally the first thing that came up:
Neutron stars can spin at a rate of 600 rotations per second.
does that count
16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?
…spaghetti? I’m an uncultured mess I just put noodles and sauce together and shove it in my face this is all I know.
17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?
I don’t particularly want to dye it all one color, but I have wanted to make the ends of it like, a bright or deep red. Like, firetruck red, or, blood of my enemies red. That kind of shade.
23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?
this is too much of a foreign concept
sleep. find other dorks and play games with them.
27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?
whatever the fuck 5 Gum has for their cobalt or default basic flavor because heck yeah. otherwise watermelon is pretty neat.
28: sunrise or sunset?
probably a sunset.
I’m actually awake for those
31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.
they are my least favorite articles of clothing. necessary but don’t care for them otherwise. so in order: don’t like, no, sometimes, no, and no.
33: what’s your fave pastry?
do donuts count? because it’s donuts. boston creme, specifically.
34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?
As a kid I had two main stuffed animals, a beanie baby cat called Amber, and a 2005 Christmas bear with magnetic paws named Humphrey. They still cute. I still have them.
36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?
probably fall out boy, since that’s I’ve been listening to for the past couple days and I’m still a dork fan.
nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?
48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?
getting caught lying or something. nah man, now I fear taxes and shit.
52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?
but I don’t like any of the 2017 memes
55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?
I once climbed on top of a tall rock to prove that I could.
56: what are some things you find endearing in people?
honesty and a sense of humor.
58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?
@thesaltiestofdragons is the wine mom because she’s Classy and can drink alcohol. I claim vodka aunt because I like vodka and don’t care for wine, which is why I stole the vodka and make her take the wine.
59: what’s your favorite myth?
man these are all hard because I can never remember anything, even things about myself. best I can think of are greek myths, and my favorite greek myth was the one about Perseus.
61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?
66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?
probably made entirely of red flowers.
it wouldn’t actually be made of real flowers because flowers attract insects and I Do Not Like those.
77: pink or yellow lemonade?
pink lemonade fuck yeah.
84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?
maybe. I’ve always wanted one that incorporated my personal philosophies in life as well as combining my chinese and american heritages together into something small but powerful and Cool Looking.
85: do you read comics? what are your faves?
I used to follow the Nightwing and general Batman lines, and I read Grayson when it was a thing. Grayson was my favorite, a fun spy story with a superhero archetype character.
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?
you probably want something deep and meaningful but all I have to offer is Kung Fu Hustle because it’s more or less my favorite movie.
97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?
uhhh INTP/INTJ, Cancer, Gryffindor.
99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.