33 snails

ieatkitcat  asked:

omg are you doing prompts?? #38 with Ereri pretty please? <3 (only if you want to of course. ^^)

38. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”

He comes to slowly, but instead of seeing vast blue sky above him, he’s met with the familiar stone ceiling above his bed. After a few moments of confusion, it all comes back to him, or at least parts of it – they’d been outside training as usual, and the last thing Eren remembers is sparring with Jean. After that there’s a huge gap in his memory, and now he’s here, back in his bed.

Sitting up takes significant effort since his head is spinning wildly and his whole body feels like lead. In fact, he’s only halfway there when a familiar voice calling out to him makes him stop in his tracks.

“Careful,” Levi says from where he’s seated at the foot of the bed, eyes closely trained on him. “How are you feeling?”

“What,” Eren starts off as he clambers up, now all too awake. There are a million thoughts running through his head at once and arraging them all into coherent form feels far too challenging. “What happened?”

The confusion must be written all over his face since Levi places a comforting hand by his leg. “You fainted. Straight into my arms,” he replies. “You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”

“I fainted?” Eren repeats, his voice sounding so feeble to his own ears. Slight panic washes over him as he attempts to rise to his feet but is kept firmly in place by Levi’s grip.

“Don’t move,” he orders, giving Eren a stern look. “You’re only gonna make it worse.”

“No, it’s fine,” Eren claims. It’s probably not fine since he feels like he might topple over any moment now, but they’d just been in the middle of training and he’d promised to do some titan experiments afterwards and if he’s late again they won’t have enough daylight to keep going. “I’ll just walk it off, no worries.”

“No, you won’t. Stay.” There’s a sharp edge in Levi’s voice that makes Eren stay where he is. “Did you have lunch?”

“Of course I did, you sat at the table with me,” he scoffs. Yes, they’d both been sitting at the table, but to be honest, Eren had been in such a hurry that he’d excused himself after just a couple of spoonfuls of the flavorless potato soup. “You’re overreacting.”

With a long-suffering sigh, Levi reaches towards the table perched next to the bed, and it isn’t until now that Eren notices the small plate that’s apparently been waiting for him. On it are slices of what looks like apples, along with a generous chunk of bread and some butter.

“Eat,” Levi says, plucking up one of the slices and all but thrusting it towards his mouth.

Eren stares at it incredulously for a moment, but in the end he cracks his mouth open and allows Levi to feed the slice of apple to him. It tastes pleasantly sour and refreshing, and soon Levi’s holding an another one up to his mouth.

“I can eat by myself, you know,” Eren points out, but eats it as offered anyway.

“I know,” Levi replies. His thumb strokes over Eren’s cheek, and as Eren meets his gaze, he can see an unusual amount of concern in those eyes. “But will you?”

“Fine, whatever.” But just because he doesn’t feel like playing nice, Eren throws in an impudent roll of his eyes for good measure as he takes the plate from Levi. “I’ll eat it. But I’m still doing experiments with Hanji later.”

Levi doesn’t say anything to that, nearly leans closer to brush his lips over Eren’s forehead. “You scared us,” he states, something unrecognizable laced in his voice.

“Sorry,” Eren breathes out. His fingers search out Levi’s and hold on tight. “I should be more careful, huh.”

“You should,” Levi states pointedly, nudging him with mock annoyance. “Or else I’m gonna have to start keeping you on a leash every day to make sure you don’t run off and hurt yourself.”

“Kinky,” he comments with a grin and receives an agitated glare in response.

“Eat up and rest for a while, then you can go help Sasha make dinner,” Levi states, hovering close to him for a moment before he draws away. “We’re done training for today, anyway.”

“Thank you,” Eren murmurs, taking Levi’s hand in his and lightly trailing his lips over Levi’s knuckles. “For looking after me.”

“Goodness knows you need it,” Levi sighs and places one last kiss into his hair before going, and Eren’s left there with apples and bread and a dumb little smile lingering on his face.

((send me a thing and ill write the ereris man)) 


Smashing Pumpkins

0:00 - 1. I Am One  
4:07 - 2 Siva
 8:30 - 3. Rhinoceros
15:00 - 4. Bury Me
19:49 - 5. Crush
23:24 - 6. Suffer
28:35 - 7. Snail
33:46 - 8. Tristessa
37:20 - 9. Window Paine
43:12 - 10. Daydream / I’m Going Crazy

simonsoderbergtrash  asked:

How are you?

Teenage mutant neetle teetles. *pulls out a hushed giggle, face buried in Matsukawa’s neck but eyes closing to go about doing it. 1 snail. 2 snails. 3 snails. 4 snails. 5 snails. 6 snails. 7 snails. 8 snails. 9 snails. 10 snails. 11 snails. 12 snails. 13 snails. 14 snails. 15 snails. 16 snails. 17 snails. 18 snails. 19 snails. 20 snails. 21 snails. 22 snails. 23 snails. 24 snails. 25 snails. 26 snails. 27 snails. 28 snails. 29 snails. 30 snails. 31 snails. 32 snails. 33 snails. 34 snails. 35 snails. 36 snails. 3.

anonymous asked:

do you have any favorite when a snail falls in love quotes?

I’M SO SORRY I TOOK FOREVER TO ANSWER THIS OMG but okay after a lot of thinking and a little bit of rewatching to refresh my memory on certain scenes, i think these are my fav snail quotes

  • tbh that entire conversation they have at the end in ep 21 before they make out and try to like eat each other’s faces
    • i talked about this in my why i love snail so much list but basically i just adore this scene because of how it acknowledges xu xu’s independence and agency as a female character and shows how she exists outside of the romantic relationship she has with ji bai. and in general it’s so fucking great because ji bai is the one acknowledging it and saying that she can live a wonderful life even without him but then xu xu replies that while she can live a life without him, she’d rather not because he makes her life brighter and they’re better together and just gah I LOVE THESE TWO DORKS SO MUCH)
  • “What does your intuition tell you?” “A psychologist doesn’t draw conclusions based on intuition.” “Xu Xu’s intuition.” 
  • “From now on, you’ll be in charge of lighting my cigarettes.”
    • this makes me so happy because look at how much he trusts her to allow her to do something which imo is very personal and intimate as having the right to light his cigarettes for him??? like??? JI BAI YOUR FEELINGS ARE SHOWING
  • “Do you think I’m a burden to the team?” “Your master is here so you’ll never be a burden.”
    •  looking back on this particular moment, i feel like this is when you can kinda pinpoint ji bai’s developing feelings for xu xu because he could have idk, talked about how the entire team is there and they have the situation under control or something like that but instead he only says ‘your master’ and not so subtly points out that he’ll always take care of her in the dangerous situations they could get into in their line of work
  • “Don’t be afraid, I’m here.” “I’m not scared when I’m with you.”
  • “The real challenge detectives face isn’t a battle of the wits but life and death.” “Do you want to continue?” “Like you said, we have the same hobby.”
  • “She’s quite cute.” “Yeah I think so.”
    • basically ji bai misleading the soldier dude into thinking that xu xu is already his girlfriend when they literally haven’t even talked about their feelings for each other yet nor are they even close to being in a relatioship but like a;lsdkflsdj WHAT A DORK
  • “The Snail’s stay on earth will end soon. The Lion said, ”Don’t go, stay here. Stay with me.” This is the ending that the Snail wants.”
    • i just love this quote because it’s so cute and summarizes xu xu’s feelings up pretty well?? like their love is so simple and sweet and they’re happy just being in each other’s lives and also i have a good feeling that ‘don’t go, stay here. stay with me.’ was what ji bai whispered into xu xu’s ear when they see each other at the wedding again and BRUH THESE TWO MAKE MY HEART SO HAPPY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH A;SLDKJFS

EDIT: THANKS SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK BTW!! it warms my heart so much that you guys would even bother and are interested in asking me for my opinions and stuff on wasfil <33


1.Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water.
2.The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
3.The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language.
4.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5.Ants never sleep!
6.“I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
7. Coca-Cola was originally green.
8. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
9.When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.
10.Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand.
11.There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”
12.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
13.There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
14.TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
15.Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.
16.Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.
17.Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
18.You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
19.It is impossible to lick your elbow.
20.The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
21.People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
22.It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky
23.The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
24.“Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.
25.If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
26.Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
27. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
28.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
29.If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
30.Question -What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
31.Question - This is the only food that doesn’t spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey
32. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
33. A snail can sleep for three years.
34. All polar bears are left handed.
35. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
36. Butterflies taste with their feet.
37. Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.
38. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
39. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
40. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
41. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
42. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
43. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
44. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
45. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times
46. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
47. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
48. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.