Run away, avoid concerts of bands you haven’t listened to since high school if you don’t want to see her, check Is Anyone Up and wait for her nudes to show up. [redacted, outdated joke]

Red flag. If the season dictates their relationship status, their interest in you has an expiration date. Find someone who’s on your level.



Don't You Remember?

by Nehkles, sarcasmIsOurStrength

Nick Wilde finally has everything he could ever want. A nice partner, the perfect roommate, and an incredible girlfriend; all in the form of one Judy Hopps. But things can change in an instant. The next thing she knows, Judy finds herself in a hospital bed with a splitting headache and her mind in a fog, not to mention having this weird fox-cop insist that he’s her partner.

Words: 3174, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

from AO3 works tagged ‘Zootopia (2016)’ http://ift.tt/2bjPSPT