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I’m gonna drag a 16 year old’s fashion

I’m gonna do it cause this child is a fashion trainwreck. And you might be like,

“Oh Jetaime, he’s not THAT bad!” Bitch look at episode one!

Oh he look normal? Look at his shoes

Homeboy wears red cheetah print slip-ons to kick down a motherfucking door. The actual fuck child. This should have been my first hint he was gonna be a fucking trip

When he finds out that Victor went to Japan, HOMEBOY HAS ORANGE AND PURPLE CHEETAH PRINT! NOW HE’S CLASHING THESE COLORS!

THIS MOST NORMAL OUTFIT HE WEARS IS WHEN HE’S SLEEPING AND THE BOY IS WEARING HAMMER-PANTS

And when traveling???

This child looks like a 31 year old single mom who gets fashion tips from Victoria Beckham.

DEAR YURI/YURIO’S PARENTS, PLEASE COLLECT YOUR CHILD! HE’S LOST IN JAPAN AND IS JUST SCREAMING

And to top it off?

He buys a TIGER SHIRT!

He goes against the cheetah print trend and buys  A TIGER SHIRT TO POST ON FUCKING INSTA WHILE STILL ROCKING THE CHEETAH PRINT!

I love this smol Russian angry child like a son but expect this series to continue for however long this show runs. Because this boy’s fashion is an adventure and I expect it to get only worst.

I’m ready episode 3.

I’m ready.

anonymous asked:

Are you taken? I noticed your bio doesn't say single.

I just took single off there because, while the attention has been super nice, I’ve been asked countless times how a woman like me is still single… everyone has been very kind, I guess hearing that a lot started to bring out my insecurities, because I would think to myself, “I’m 31 and single with no children… this is not how I imagined life at 30 (or whatever)”, even though for the past year I have been single by choice. I guess in a way I was becoming bothered by the question as to why I’m single… aside from it being by choice right now, I have no idea why I’m single, I have terrible luck in relationships, and quite frankly the only attention I seem to get is from guys who want to bang me, not date me (story of my life!). Hope that was a good answer ☺️🤷🏻‍♀️

say-a-little-grace-for-me  asked:

11, 20, 21, 31

11: Relationship Status?: Single, crushing, trying to STOP crushing.

20: What do I love most about myself?: My personality? Not the fact that I can be extremely loud but rather the side of me who looks at everything in a positive light.

21: What do I hate most about myself?: How loud I can be at times, I swear to god not only do I scare off the birds but also the boys. Forever going to live my life alone. :c

31: What does your last text message say?: “You had one heck of a wild night” The story behind that message was a bit weird

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Sharps 1st Type falling block pistols

Manufactured by C. Sharps and Co. in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania in 1856. About 500 1st Type pistols were made between 1854 and 1857. They ranged from .31 to .34 caliber and used the same falling block action as Sharps’ much more famous rifle/carbine design. It failed to achieve commercial popularity as the market for single-shot pistols gradually faded away with the introduction of reliable revolvers.

Sarsaparilla : James D. Julia Inc.

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Amber Rose ends Mother’s Day celebrations with a bang as she goes out with rapper boyfriend Machine Gun Kelly in NYC

Amber Rose celebrated Mother’s Day in New York City with latest rapper boyfriend, Machine Gun Kelly.
The 31-year-old single mother and her 25-year-old companion were seen partying with friends at Cafe Felix in SoHo.
Though at times looking a little lost, the tattoo’d couple appeared to enjoy each other’s company as they made their way.

Her grey two-part dress connected in the back as a single piece, but separated in the front revealing a white drawstring to tie the waist band, while the top of the dress hung loosely to cover

The material appeared to be of a stretchy-cotton fabric and covered an usual amount of her chest by starting at the base of her neck and only revealing her arms.

Extending right above her knee, the rest of her legs were left bare while she sported dainty thin-strap nude stiletto heels.  

Amber’s arm candy wore a black short-sleeve t-shirt with the sleeves cuffed and a collar under shirt showing above the neck line.
Paired with the unusually preppy top were unique shorts that sported patches of various logos and what resembled a construction waist apron in the front.
Leather black combat boots covered his feet while he sported a shaved-sides ponytail pulled straight back.

The south Philadelphia native is usually very loud on her social media accounts, but Sunday yielded zero posts from her as she presumably spent the holiday with her two-year-old son Sebastian.
Ending the mommy-honoring day with a bang, she went out for some fun with her Cleveland bread boyfriend and a few of their friends.
The performing pair snuggled close to each other during parts of their walk when Amber slipped her arm inside his while holding a black clutch in her opposite hand

Amber’s rise to fame occurred while dating Kanye West from 2008 to 2010 after he spotted her in his music video.
She later married rapper Wiz Khalifa in 2013 after having son Sebastian Taylor Thomaz at the beginning of that year.
After a year and a half of marriage, the hip hop model filed for divorce with the intention to take full custody of baby Sebastian.  

Trying to expand her unique assets onto paper, the self-assumed author plans to release a book called ‘How to Be a Bad Bitch,’ on October 27, 2015.
Rose defined a 'Bad Bitch’ in complete noun form as 'A self-respecting, strong female who has everything together. This consists of body, mind, finances and swagger; a woman who gets her way by any means necessary.’
Her book will serve as a personal guide in sharing the secrets to being successful and confident and achieving that which makes one an official Bad Bitch.

Part 1

He was confused to say the least. He was absolutely clueless about what had happened.
Three days ago he had that “talk” with his girlfriend and ended their relationship. They had a nice day at the beach but he couldn’t stop thinking that it just didn’t feel right. When they got to his house he just wanted her to leave. He felt so annoyed. So he sat down and told her that he had been thinking and that he wasn’t ready to have a relationship right now, with his residency in Vegas starting he just wouldn’t have time for her. That’s what he told her. She had been really upset about it and tried to change his mind several times, including a bunch of text messages and calls that he didn’t pick up. He was 31 and single because he chose to. That was three days ago.

Now he was sitting in his hotel room in London at 4 in the morning. He just got there from the Brits. That night changed everything. That night changed him, because he met her. She was smart, funny, caring, charming and he was struck by her blue eyes. Somehow just the two of them started a conversation at the beginning of the brits and for the rest of the night he kept wanting to be near her. He couldn’t name a reason, he just didn’t want to leave her side. They talked about music, their friends, their families, her upcoming tour and had a fun time on the dancefloor. Without even realizing it he put her arm around her waist while they were talking, just to be near her. It just seemed like a normal thing to do. She didn’t seem to to care about it so he just kept it there. When his lips brushed her ear while complementing her on her album, she blushed. People around them started to stare at them, it didn’t bother him. This felt right. He felt like there was this instant connection between them. An invisible bond. He could instantly picture her in his life, at his house in LA, at Dumfries meeting his family, hanging out with him & his friends in Vegas.

It was clear to him that he had to see her again. There was no other choice. Before she had to leave he told her that he had a really good night, much better than he had expected. Then he casually suggested that they should hang out once he got back from Scotland. He was already making plans in his head where he could possibly take her on the first date, if she’d say yes.

Well, that was the thing that caused him to lay awake: she didn’t want to. She said no. Very politely, but also very firm. This hadn’t happened to him for a couple of years so he didn’t know how to deal with it. He was going through every word and action in his head over and over again and wasn’t sure what went wrong. Usually he wasn’t the guy who used to overthink. Before falling asleep he decided to ask a mutual friend for her number the next morning. He would not give up. He was going to get that date.

—– to be continued
- if you guys want to.
Let me know what you think!

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Ego-chan is going to confess? xD

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