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I Am My Mom

- First of all, HOLY FUCKING SHIT
- Steven handed himself in, saying that he is Rose Quartz. He did this in order to protect the Crystal Gems and the humans that Aquamarine was going to abduct.
- Everyone made it out of the ship, except for Lars. He’s still in there.
- The Crystal Gems don’t have a ship to travel to Homeworld with.
- S5E1 (airs May 31) is called “Stuck Together”. This either refers to Steven and Lars being stuck together on the ship, them being stuck inside the Topaz fusion or them fusing.
- S5E2 (airs May 31) is called “The Trial”. Not sure what to expect of that. Maybe the Diamonds are giving Steven a trial to see if he really is Rose Quartz?
- S5E3 (airs June 1) is called “Off Colors”. Maybe the Famethyst will return? Holly Blue Agate did call some of those gems “hideos off-color betas”. Also, “Colors” is plural!
- S5E4 (airs June 1) is called “Lars’ Head”. Don’t know what to expect of that either. Maybe we finally get to see some real character development for Lars.

  • tuner: you're sharp by a microtone
  • me: *pulls out tuning slide slightly*
  • me: *rips out tuning slide, instrument falls apart, knocks stand over, band room sets on fire, an atomic bomb is detonated, hell is erupting from the ground, it is the apocalypse*
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It’s been two weeks since I have socialised, as I have needed hospital treatment for a spider bite, and this weekend, my first weekend off in a very long time, i have a stomach bug and been sick, so my Saturday night plans are ruined. Oh, and before I got bitten, I had impetigo too! Horrible few weeks. The pics above are of me and my bestie, the last time I socialised. My house is disgusting as I have done no housework in over 2 weeks. Fml 😞

For unknown reasons, about once a week I get the song “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)” by The Offspring stuck in my head for hours, even if I haven’t heard it recently. No joke. I’ve come to terms with it, though. Yup. I’m not even gonna fight it anymore. In fact, bring it on. 

Give it to me, baby. 


Uh huh, uh huh. 

Every Dan and Phil video in the London Apartment in order

I made a list of every single Dan and Phil video that they have uploaded since they first moved into their, (now old), London apartment. I have left out any YouTube Red videos but have included videos from all 6 channels, (danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, danisnotinteresting, LessAmazingPhil, DanandPhilGAMES and DanandPhilCRAFTS).

If you think the order is wrong or any of the links are incorrect please let me know and I will try to correct it.

(I spent WAY too much time on this but oh well)

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Stuck On Tastebuds

Her flavor stuck on tastebuds…..
So how can I?
Forget the way she taste.
The way
she screams…
When I rest my face.
Devouring to cause a mess
Leaving juices dripping
Down my face…
While I’ll feast
Until the headboard break,
Grip on it so hard
Underestimating her strength…
As my tongue
brings the beast out of her.

Her flavor stuck on tastebuds…..
And I’m still
Hungry for more.
Kraving juices running
Down my throat…
Licking traces
off my beard.
Screams synchronizing
With her shook legs…
While it makes it hard
For her to ride my face,
Ignoring the ringing ears
So devour till her eyes
turn to the back…
As her taste
lives on my tongue.

Her flavor stuck on tastebuds…
Fuck 31 I’m still stuck on
the one flavor
As I live for moments…
that make her cum.

Fortheloveofpoetry©

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Inktober day 3: vagabond witch 

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Originally my witch from yesterday I imagined her talking to some fuckboy but then today I wanted this page and the previous to go together well since they’re side by side so I went with a similar color scheme then I thought about how annoyed this witch looks so basically they’re girlfriends now and this witch is waiting for her gf who is late picking her up. Today was a hard day for me I wasn’t sure what to do with this prompt but I think it turned out okay?

Also I haven’t talked about the materials I’ve been using but here I used the Liquitex muted ink in green and grey, and a sarasa clip gel pen in tea brown (aka my favorite pen i want a whole pack of these) 

Time Flows Like Stars: Chapter 2

Originally posted by pjmjjk

After falling into a long and ageless coma, you’re awaken to see  a young man who claims to be the young, 7 year old neighbour boy you used to babysit.

Genre: Drama, angst, Fluff  

Word count: 1436

Ch.1


Jungkook was in the car, scared about what was happening when his parents told him the news.

30 min ago

“Jungkook come quick!” As soon as the small boy heard his name being called from downstairs, he quickly rushed out of his room and down the stairs to his parents. “Yes!” Jungkook chirped with a smile on his face. As soon as the parents saw the smile on his face, they’re saddened that they are going to have to remove that bright smile of his face.

“Y/N…she’s at the hospital…” His mother crouched down with her hand gently resting on his small arms. Jungkook’s smile was replaced with a saddened look. “Is she hurt mommy…?” Jungkook said with a silence voice as tears were slowly forming. “She’s fine sweety. Let’s visit her in the hospital, maybe that will cheer her up.” She said as she slowly raised her hands and wiped her sons cheeks.

Now

Jungkook looked out of the window, the raindrops trickling down the glass. His eyes follow that small raindrop.

The Jeon family quickly entered the hospital and walked towards the room number that the doctor mentioned during their call on the phone about you.

As they arrived to the room where you were, a doctor stood there, his head rising from the clipboard as soon as he saw the family running towards them. “Is Y/N okey?” Jungkook’s father immediately asking. “Jungkook why don’t you go over in there to see Y/N?” Jungkook did not hesitate to let go of his mother’s hand and walk up to your bed, which stood high and tall for him. He looked around to find a chair next to your bed and crawled his way up to the chair to face you.

“Y/N is fine, she’s in a coma but we’re not sure when she’ll wake up…but we found something extraordinary.” “What is it doctor?” Jungkook’s mother said with hope. “As she was struggling to get out of the vehicle, she was electrified which instantly killed her…Few minutes later she was shocked once again and revived her and just in time for the rescue team to pull out the bus.” Jungkook’s mother sighed in relief. “But that’s not the extraordinary part…” The doctor said which made her raise her head to him in confusion. “When the heart was revived the cells that is responsible for the aging stopped working, meaning she will not be aging a single year until she wakes up from her coma. For now she’ll be stuck in the age of 19…”

Jungkook held your hand with his small ones, staring at your face, which was full of scratches that needed stitching. He looked down at your wrist metal bracelet that was Jungkook also got on his wrist. You gave it to him as a Christmas gift. Jungkook felt a hand on his shoulder, which made him look up to see his father looking down at him with a saddened look. “Will Noona wake up…?” He said with a hush voice. “She’s in a long sleep, she’ll wake up soon honey…”


April 23, 2006

Jungkook’s age: 9

Jungkook entered your hospital room and you were still in the same position as always. Jungkook went over and sat next to your bed looking at your face as he talks about his day as usual. “My art teacher complemented on my art work noona, she was really impressed…I wish you could see it.” Jungkook sighed as he held your hand, glancing at the two bracelets.

February 16, 2009

Jungkook’s age: 11

It’s always a routine for Jungkook, every once a week he’ll visit you, just to keep you company and he did read on the internet that even though you were in a coma, you could still hear everything outside.

He sat at his usual spot telling about his day. “There is so much tests piling up Noona~ It will be great if we could study together.”

February 8 ,2013

Jungkook’s age: 15

Jungkook entered your room with a huge smile on his face. “Noona! I finally graduated!” He jumped over to the seat next to you. “It was great, the Hyungs were there too to support me, I’m so happy.” “I don’t know why I even tried to look for you through the crowd when I know you’re still here.” Jungkook sighed with a disappointing look. “I’m scared…I feel like I’m slowly starting to forget how you talk…” He glanced at the bracelet and smiled. “I had to go to the shop and extend the length of the bracelet since it was getting small.” He chuckled lightly. He slowly reached over and slowly caressed your face. “Your face hasn’t even age a bit…”

October 5, 2014

Junkook’s age: 17

Jungkook slowly sat himself down with a sigh and looked at you. “Noona…A girl came up to me and asked me to be her boyfriend…” He lightly chuckled. “I said no because of the promise…I know asking you to marry me was a little too much, but I was seven…I was young.” Jungkook let out a light laugh and held both of your hands, slowly pressing his lips against your skin. “But what I meant was that would you be my girlfriend when I’m older…I mean…Eunwoo doesn’t visit you anymore…he doesn’t deserve you…” Jungkook gritted his teeth at the thought of him. “A promise is a promise…right…?” Jungkook slowly leaned over to you, smiling at your beautiful figure…to everyone; it will look like she was in a peaceful sleep. He slowly pressed his lips on your forehead, closing his eyes and tightening his grip around your hand. “Please wake up soon…”


November 3, 2016

Jungkook’s age: 19

As the doctor left, Jungkook looked at you and saw your face. You had confusion written all over your face. “Noona?” Jungkook called your attention and you looked at him with wide eyes. “Ah..umm..sorry…” You looked down at your hands, stroking the white sheets. Jungkook can admit, it must be a lot to take in. “So basically to summarize things…I’ve been in a coma where I didn’t age at all for 12 years. The cells that are in charge of my aging have stopped working while I was asleep and now they are working so basically I’m a 31 year stuck in 19 years body…?”

You slowly looked up at Jungkook and gulped. “And that my neighbor that I use to babysit the whole time…has hit puberty like a brick…” Jungkook slowly nodded. He saw a small smile appearing on your face and was shocked to see you were laughing. “I’m sorry…it’s a lot to take in…I’m freaking old…” You smiled at Jungkook. “Come here…” You tapped at the empty spot of your bed and he slowly got up and sat in front of you.

You slowly reached out and placed your hands on his face, your thumbs slowly stroking against his cheek. He still has his large soft brown eyes. “You’ve grown so much…” You whispered. Jungkook slowly leaned into your touch, placing his large hands on your. “You don’t have to think your old…you still have the mind and body of 12 years ago so you’re still 19 to me…” Jungkook explained. You looked at his wrist and smiled. “You’re still wearing it…” Jungkook looked at your directions and smiled his bunny smiled that was still the same. You were shocked when Jungkook pulled in for a tight embrace. “I missed you…so much…”

You pulled away and smiled. “Let’s take a walk, we have a lot to catch up …”


You and Jungkook walked down the hallways of the hospital. Still in your hospital gown and Jungkook moving the IV for you, you talked with smiled on your face. “Y/N?” You heard a low voice calling behind you and you turned around to see a familiar man running after you. He was tall, and he had a small beard. “It’s me Eunwoo…” Your eyes widened and gasped. Jungkook’s eyes furrowed and gritted his teeth at the sight of him. 

“Oh my god…you look exactly the same…” Eunwoo said with disbelief. “And you…” You wanted to say something but you couldn’t. It was too much. “Appa!!!” You looked behind Eunwoo too see a young girl running and grabbing his leg. “Mommy is done with her check up…” She said cutely but you were staring at her with confusion. “Appa…?” You rose up and looked up at Eunwoo with a hurtful expression. “Is she…?” Eunwoo looked at you with a sadden expression. He gently placed a hand on the girl’s head and rubbed her hair. “Y/N this is my daughter…”

Fandom loves holiday fics, especially when it provides an opportunity to stick Derek and Stiles in the snow, in awkward family gatherings, or in office holiday parties. Here are a few holiday-themed gems from over the years. For more, be sure to check out the works produced for 12 Days of Sterek and Sterek Secret Santa. And happy holidays, everyone! May the new year bring you joy and many more beautiful Derek-centered stories.

One Last Truce | tomato_greens ( @tomato-greens​ ) | 1,116 | Gen | Sterek | 03 November 2012

Stiles hates Christmas for the reasons that people usually do: the hideous capitalist nightmare of a fat man furtively offering candy and gifts to strange children, the way the fake scent of pine people spray everywhere makes him sneeze, the fact that his mom should be there and isn’t.

on the right track | @halffizzbin | 1,577 | Teen | Sterek | 31 December 2012

Stiles is stuck on a broken-down train instead of dancing with Lydia at a swanky New Year’s Eve party, which sucks. OR DOES IT?

(Basic premise blatantly ripped off from Boy Meets World 3x10, “Train of Fools.”)

Where the treetops glisten | @sixchord​ | 2,996 | Gen | Sterek | 26 March 2013

Derek and Peter run Hale and Hearty Nursery, providing the police station with holiday greenery. When the sheriff comes to the nursery to pick out a Christmas tree, he brings Stiles along. The problem is, Stiles keeps coming back…

Believe | Lenore | 3,022 | Teen | Sterek | 17 December 2012

The Stilinski men are BAMFs, and the evil Christmas elves really don’t stand a chance.

A New Tradition For You | mikkimouse ( @mad-madam-m​ ) | 3,091 | Teen | Sterek | 10 January 2015

Stiles invites Derek to spend Christmas with him.

The Road Home | @alocalband | 3,110 | Teen | Sterek | 21 December 2015

“What,” Stiles says, and he’s aware that he doesn’t quite make it a question, but he currently can’t feel his toes so he figures he’s allowed.

“Do you want a ride home or not?” Derek huffs impatiently, each word forming a visible cloud in the cold night air as he digs around in the Jeep’s trunk to grab as many bags as he can carry and transfer them to his own car.

Waiting for Winter | Twice_Shy ( @notboldly ) | 3,207 | Gen | Sterek | 09 December 2015

Everyone had a soulmark, a special shape on their body that formed during childhood and was meant to lead each person to their soulmate.

Unfortunately, Derek’s soulmark is shaped like a snowflake, and that fact has been actively ruining his life since he was six years old.

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FOLLOW FOREVER

HEY SO THIS IS MY FOLLOW FOREVER THAT I ROMISED LONG AGO ! THERE’S A LOT OF PEOPLE I WANNA ADD BUT I PROBABLY FORGOT URLS SO I’M REALLY SORRY! (I’ll be adding more people later )

I reached 980 followers and started this blog in may, so I’m super proud and surprised I got this far, cause when I first started out, I was doubting I’d get anywhere 😊
SO yeah these are some of my favourite blogs 😊
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((I’LL STILL BE ADDING MORE PEOPLE BUT THESE ARE THE URLS I COULD REMEMBER ))

Alright guys, so I hit another follower goal, so I figured it was time to make another follow forever! This is all honestly quite ridiculous because this blog is trash, but for some reason, so many of you have decided to put up with me for this long, which is amazing, so thank you, thank you, thank you!!! You are all wonderful and deserve so many nice things

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@quinnbits @reignchester @rinniesbody @rizeabovetheworld @rnaryqueenofscotland @rosebelikova @rowenasravenclaws @sammysfire @santalenko @sassygirl25 @savemejack @savemesam @senpaihorse @simplyminecraftt @slytttherin @smoakamells @softtacoz @soulless-sammyy @spooklahey @sstyliinson @star-lord-hijacked-serenity @starling-central @stormageddonoddy @supernaturally-funny @supernaturalpopcorn @surrealserendipities @swiftnissity @taronning @tessasangel @thatoneslendermanfollower @the-heart-of-the-ocean @the-real-chesapeake-ripper @thedoctorandriver @thenerdysoccerplayer @theraptorfactor @theres-nowhere-left-to-hide @thevalarhavetheimpala @thewonderfulwinchestersofoz @transgenderdysphoriablues @trashcanamerica @trifiling @tvshowsaddictt @twixythefirst @tyytanium @valsroyeaux @vanillarocknroll @weedstiel @werell4ma @wildroseonearth @williamsherlockscottyyholmes @wisegirl82 @xletthefireburntheicex @yeshellothisissatan @you-can-survive @youseemtroubled

Even if we don’t talk or if I don’t reblog from you or anything like that, I still appreciate each and every one of you. I’m sorry if I put you in the wrong section and I’m sorry for dividing this up really badly (I was too lazy to go back and fix it so I just left it like that). Also if I missed anyone, please et me know and I’d be happy to add you, but other than that, thanks everyone for brightening up my dash everyday. You all are wonderful :)))

So, I hit 1000 a few days ago and I just wanna thank the crazy bunch of you who follow me, especially with my constant bashing of half your teams, I honestly appreciate all of you so much. I’m so glad I get to experience the shitty playoffs and the pretty shitty 2016 regular season, and literally just hockey with all of you!! I hope my random spams of multiple prospects and players make you guys happy, and i hope you’re all excited for jays season cause that’s whats coming after the habs are done (i promise i’ll tag)!! Everyone I’ve ever talked to on here is so nice and I love you all!! I’m sorry if I forget anyone, I follow 200+ people so it’s hard to get everyone on here. 

#-e

@a-bgally, @aaronekbald, @abcgally, @aga11y, @agalchenyuk, @alexsteener, @aliceinhabsland, @andrighettos, @artemipanarin, @aust0nmatthews, @austonfcknmatthews, @babyburky, @barca-penguins, @barndonsaad, @beau-tiful-bennett, @boesers, @bootyliketoews, @bournivals, @bournival-carnaval, @canadiensdemontreal, @captain-pacioretty, @carey-pric31ess, @carey-price-31, @carey-price-stuck, @careycashmoney, @catlady31, @cmcdavid, @coldcanadian, @cory-schneids, @curtisslazar, @dallas41chicago88, @delaroses, @drafteichelfirst, @evgenicrocsby

f-j

@fabulouslyprice, @fleury-of-saves, @froot-lupul, @galchenchuck, @galchenyak, @galchenyolk, @galchenyucks, @goaliesticks, @grendanballagher, @habbyhockey, @habsgoals, @habsyboys, @hawkeytime, @haydnfleurys, @hilaryknght, @hockeyaf, @hockeyismyreligon, @hockeyluvinhomo, @ivanprovolone, @jackalltimelow, @jakegards-flow, @joecolborne8, @jonathndrouin, @joshdonaldson

k-p

@keeklee, @lawcrouse, @leafsloser, @lurtis-cazar, @magicmcdavid, @markystrom, @matt-barzal, @mattharvey3some, @maxd0mi, @maxpaciorety, @mcdavid97, @mcdavidaf, @meagnbozek, @merrymegaudreau, @michalhandzus, @michaellattaslatte, @mikkelbloegker, @mikoivu, @mitch-marner, @mitchellmarns, @mltchmarner, @motherpuckers, @mtlprice, @mvprice, @nhlfucale, @nhlhurricanes, @nylnder, @ohvegeta, @panic-at-the-goalline, @papabackstrom, @pokechecks, @provorovs, @puckingduchene, @pucking-gallagher, @puckingally

q-z

@raphael-diaz, @raskattack, @robby-fabbris, @robertoluongone, @savebyfucale, @savedbyprice, @seguin1992, @serioustoews, @spencerrwatson, @subbanging, @superstuffedprust, @szababa, @thatchydemko, @theshawgoeson, @tmulcair, @toewsaf, @tom-wilso, @tylerxseguin, @virtanen-18, @yanweber

once again thank you so much to everyone who follows me and to all the people on this list!! if i forgot you just shoot me a message:)

OKAY SO I JUST HIT 600 FOLLOWERS!!!!! THANK YOU ALL FOR FOLLOWING ME ILYSM!!

My Homies: @hockeyaf​, @sambennett63​, @everygamecounts​, @catlady31​, @teddybearmony​, @fabulouslyprice​, @joecolborne8​, @panic-at-the-goalline​, @germanplants​

# - C: @44morganrielly, @a-bgally, @aaronekbald, @abcgally, @agally-bgally, @alex-wennbergs, @aliceinhabsland, @allperfectpeople, @amandaplease50, @andrewshawty, @attracted-2-tavares, @ausmatthews, @barzaldown, @bb-belt, @beau-tiful-bennett, @becauseitscareyprice, @bellemareyouserious, @benn-to-my-seguin, @bennonmymind, @bennxtoews, @biggest-bunch-of-beauties, @bittymann, @blackhawks-shuffle, @blackhawksflames, @bluesjetpacks, @boats-against-thee-current, @boobjenner, @bournival-carnaval, @brendamngallagher, @brendan-ga11agher, @brendassgallagher, @burakovsbae, @cam-talbutt, @canadiens-not-canadians, @cannolimaatta, @canuckperfection, @capitaine-toews, @capitainequebec, @captain-mactruck, @captain-pacioretty, @captainchicago,  @caraaleighhh, @carey-pric31ess, @carey-price-31, @carey-price-stuck, @cbcrazies,  @celiinaa97, @checkin-wings, @cheenagang, @chicago-runsonduncan,  @classicsedinery, @clutchenyuk,  @colinwhiteandblue,  @confiscate-your-lace,  @connor-mcbaevid, @cory-schneids, @costalwaters, @crazybookperson, @crosbieksa, @crosbuns, @crosby87bennett19fan, @crowmygoodness, @croxby, @curtisslazar

D - H:  @dampfen-mist, @dandy-dwyer, @delarose–25, @doctorposey,  @dominiquepaigeee, @dontgiveapuck, @eat-sleep-leafs, @eatsleephockhey, @eilishfitz, @existing-oddball, @fandomswithahintofsports,  @fckyougeno,  @ferklund, @franches2713, @francisdeacon, @fruitsandcrap, @funandhockey,  @gallaghergoal, @galchenfuckk, @galla-chenyuk, @gallagrr, @grumpywilson, @guardianoftheweb, @haaydnfleury, @habbyhockey, @habs31canadiens, @habsessed, @habsgoals, @habsnhawks, @hackey-eh, @haleybird11, @hawkey-town, @headbutt-mutt, @heartgally, @heathaamurhiee, @hiddlesgigglescuddles, @hip-czech, @hockey-girl-93, @hockey-keithrichards-pizza, @hockey-leafs, @hockeyandmusiclove, @hockeyboysareperfect14, @hockeyisanaddictivedrug, @hockeyismyreligion, @hockeyloversunited, @hockeyplease, @hockeysnowflake, @hockeythighs,  @hockeywashergame, @hockey–eh, @hohohoforlatta, @hollerade, @holtbe, @holyfuckloueh,

I - L: @icehockey247, @ilovechicago226, @ilovecrosby, @imjustjokinen, @ithinkidhaveaheartattck96, @itspriceybitch, @ivanprovolone, @jakegards-flow, @jasondenners, @jaysonmegnaa, @jeans-jersey-and-headphones, @jesusprice, @jgaudreau13, @johnnybgaude, @johnnyhockeysmom, @jonnytaves19, @jonnytoestakethewheel, @jthawkey, @juniorgirlfriend, @justanotherwriter96, @ketnep, @kschmidty27, @lawcrouse, @ladypuck91, @landeskogandtheavalanche, @landessblog, @landy-landy, @larkin-featuring-glendening, @larkinswingedwheel, @leafsloser, @leeeeeeeeoooooo, @letstalkabouthockey, @little-misstake, @littlemisscuppcake, @long-distance-nuck, @lordstanleyssolocup, @louiebelpedio8, @louiebelpedios, @lovelycalder, @lunafurude

M-P: @mactruck27, @marchandmad, @marianyossa, @markosdanos, @marnstrome, @marsthepanda, @mason-sleighmond, @massholehackey, @masterdangler, @maxpaciorety, @mcginnjamie, @mcoilers, @medvedevs, @megangaudreau1413, @mel87kel, @merrymegaudreau, @michaellattaslatte, @mightyparise, @mitchmarner93, @monahanaf, @mrslupul19, @msautumnwind, @nashville-lights, @natesbeaulieu, @nationalhottieleague, @nhlbeauts, @nhlconfessionthings, @nhlfucale, @nickyovi, @norwigianhobbitmatszuccarello, @notonlyhockey, @ohgallygee, @ourpuckingsmitty, @pallylovestojump, @panic-at-the-goalline, @pensburghpittwins, @perksofpuck, @pierremcguire, @pitbull-hardy, @price-almighty, @price-devant-la-cage, @price-isright, @pruster, @puckhiminthefivehole, @pucking-gallagher, @puckingpenguins, @puckyoucrosby

Q-Z: @quinnbits, @raskattack, @ratchetdemko, @revifer, @riley-eliz, @robby-fabbris, @sassy-tuukka-time-tantrum, @savebyfucale, @savebyschne1der, @segsjunior, @segsy-eddie, @segsymyboy, @sidbecross, @skullzybae, @sleeping-with-adub, @smalltownpuck, @snappinsticks, @soapyseguin, @sofuckingscherbae, @solovehockey93, @subbanging, @suckmyprusticles, @sxyzyn, @tatertrotz, @teamcanadaaf, @teamusaforgold2k16, @that-hockey-girl-1988, @thedatsyukian, @themightyhabs, @theshawgoeson, @thewolvescomecrashing, @tinyteuvo, @tjsnoshie, @tom-wilso, @torontomakebelieve, @tylerxseguin , @tysegs91, @usajuniors2k16, @vechky, @vrtanen, @w1ngforward, @warriorhabs, @wastedwilson, @whenightbecomesday, @windsorspitfires, @wreckingballbenn, @yanweber, @zee-or-zed

THANK YOU ALL FOR FOLLOWING ME!!!! I’M REALLY SORRY IF I FORGOT YOU(just message me if I did) I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!!!! 

I might be looking too far into potentially insignificant details mentioned in Capital Campaign but there’s this:

“[Simone Rigadeau] also repeated her claim that the world ended more than 30 years ago…”

The amount of time just jogged something in my memory as I was reminded of the date mentioned in The Deft Bowman when Night Vale’s long-time Russian sister city apparently became suspended in time.

“We shared pen pal letters and gifts for many years. But, beginning in 1983, Nulogorsk stopped changing the dates on their letters. By 1997, it became apparent that Nulogorsk would never stop existing in 1983.”

It’s stuck 31 years in the past. What if Simone Rigadeau is right, and it’s only Night Vale that continues to exist in the present somehow?