Taquito is probably my favorite boss and I’m very much aware he has a real name that I am choosing to never to acknowledge. When I’m like “Hey, Taquito is up” and people correct me like I’m an idiot, I ignore them too lol. Because his name is Taquito and will always be Taquito and I don’t care what my momma says, I’m gonna call him Taquito
Also notice that he drops poopy green poison? That’s totally guacamole
Also notice that he is surrounded by Bloated Creepers???