30 Days of Guild Wars, Day 28: Your Favorite Boss

Taquito is probably my favorite boss and I’m very much aware he has a real name that I am choosing to never to acknowledge. When I’m like “Hey, Taquito is up” and people correct me like I’m an idiot, I ignore them too lol. Because his name is Taquito and will always be Taquito and I don’t care what my momma says, I’m gonna call him Taquito

Also notice that he drops poopy green poison? That’s totally guacamole

Also notice that he is surrounded by Bloated Creepers???

It’s CANON to me