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anonymous asked:

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT LOUIS HAVING HICCUPS

But seriously I can just imagine him at home roaming in the kitchen looking for something to snack on and then he hiccups and it slightly echos throughout the house (because you know its huge and shit) and Harry’s just sitting in the living room scrolling through his phone and then he laughs to himself because his husband is cute. And then Louis is still in the kitchen frustrated because all he wants to do is fucking get something to eat but he can’t stop hiccuping. And then Harry walks in and just leans against the counter with a smile on his face since Louis doesn’t realize he’s there and he’s just frustrated and talking to himself. And then Harry comes up behind him and wraps his arm around his torso and Louis jumps and then Louis realizes that he stopped hiccuping and then Harry giggles and says “you stopped” and then Louis just rolls his eyes and shrugs and then Harry says “I told you I’m magic” and Louis kisses him to shut him up and also because his husband is cute and maybe a little magical. 

Im out.

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Dramione AU: Draco and Hermione run into each other two years after the war, struggling to forgive both themselves and each other. [song: medicine by daughter]

There are a lot of things that can cause a person to find forgiveness. It may be a revelation found in themselves - a discovery of the ugliest and most brutal expeditions of their past, as well as the ability to understand the varying contrasts of right and wrong and the endless conflict between each. It is a revelation which entails finding the true definition of good, and what it really means to be just that. Or it may be a revelation found in others - an unearthing of the fact that being a bad person cannot be solely exhibited through a muddled childhood, and that beyond the external affairs of a chaotic soul, lay a knotted sense of morals and values warped not by nature, but by nurture. 

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