3000 club

Okay kids, it’s time we took a look at this image of the Signless and his apostles.

Now how about we just have a quick run-through of the symbolism used in this page.

All the Ancestors are relatively featureless - a trait typical of the albino lusii, faceless guardians and semi-tangible First Guardians throughout Homestuck. But on each of them, there’s a main element which stands out for symbolic reasons.

The eyes.

The Dolorosa’s eyes are visible in a bright yellow because she’s a Rainbow Drinker - glowing yellow eyes are an important trace of said Drinkers.

The Psiioniic’s eyes are, of course, visible in their red and blue tones because this eye mutation is a prominent part of all the Captors. It’s also possible he’s wearing a lens or visor of some sort, which would be coloured due to the fact that it’s part of his clothing.

But then there’s the last two.

The Disciple is the only one without eyes here. The Signless, despite having nothing important about his eyes in particular, does have his eyes drawn on, in bright candy red.

The only real reason why the Disciple’s eyes would not be shown would be that her hair is obscuring them. But guess what? The Disciple’s hair is explicitly drawn here. The Disciple’s the only one with drawn hair in this image, and it’s specifically shown to not be obscuring her eyes.

So why would the Signless’ eyes be shown, especially in that colour, when they’re supposedly just the same as Disciple’s (only red), whose aren’t shown?

Well what other character do we know with prominent, bright red eyes?

(That’s Terezi, by the way)

And for what reason were her eyes red?

They were burned, which led to her being blind.

Now, we know that Kankri, who is genetically the exact same person as the Signless, was a Seer. Terezi was also a Seer - and as Karkat and Latula were both Knights, we can assume there was some sort of fateswap going on between the Pyropes and the Vantases.

So what if the Signless was blind?

Additionally, the Signless was a prophet.

If he was blind, that would make him a blind prophet.

So, long story short - what if the ‘Blind Prophets’ that Terezi holds in such high regards are actually a corruption of a singular Blind Prophet - and that Blind Prophet happened to be the Signless?

We know that Redglare was a follower of the Signless cult, at least.

3000 Guests!

Haruhi:  How on earth do we have 3000 guests?!  How many people go to this school?

Originally posted by uselessroy

Kyoya:  Haruhi, don’t concern yourself with the school’s register.  Most of the guests come from our school, but some have started coming over from the Middle and Elementary schools as well.  Even the public has started to join in the festivities.  

Originally posted by fuck-yeahkyoharu

Haruhi:  Whaaaat?  How did I not notice?

Kyoya:  *chuckle*  Just think of it as an opportunity to increase your monthly payments on your debt.  

Haruhi:  *starry eyed*  One day I’ll be free!  

Tamaki:  *Kill Bill siren*  My baby girl would never run away from her daddy!  

Originally posted by lovingfucks

imagine if homestucks acted like those really really stereotypical superwholocks.

“homestuck fucking sucks”

eXCUSE YOU. WE KNOW HOW TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND CREATE YOUR PARENTS. WE HAVE FULL CONTROL OVER YOU AND COULD ERASE YOU FROM TIME AT ANY MOMENT. WE KNOW HOW TO CONTROL THE WINDS, TO PREDICT THE FUTURE, TO SHRINK PLANETS TO MERE MARBLES

“haha *pushes these nerds into a locker*”

*STABS THE LOCKER THROUGH THE TORSO* *SLASHES OUT ONE OF THE LOCKER’S EYES* *TURNS THE LOCKER INTO A GHOST* WE ARE HOMESTUCK AND WE WILL NOT BE CRUSHED

“everyone is banned from tumblr”

NOT EVERYONE. ONLY THE UNWORTHY ARE BANNED.

SOLLUX WILL HACK INTO THE MAINFRAME AND KEEP ALL THOSE WHO ARE DEEMED WORTHY.

ARADIA WILL TAKE US ALL INTO THE FAR FUTURE OF TUMBLR WHERE EVERYTHING IS FUCKING AMAZING OR SOMETHING.

KARKAT WILL You know what im fucking done writing like this its embarassing

Signs as Songs from Pink Guy's "Pink Season"
  • Aries: SMD, Small Dick
  • Taurus: We Fall Again, Dumplings
  • Gemini: Hot Nickel Ball on a Pussy, I Will Get a Vasectomy
  • Cancer: Please Stop Calling Me Gay, Please Stop Touching My Willy
  • Leo: セックス大好き, Flex Like David Icke
  • Virgo: She's So Nice, STFU
  • Libra: Dog Festival Directions, Pink Life
  • Scorpio: D I C C W E T T 1, Help
  • Sagittarius: High School Blink193, Club Banger 3000
  • Capricorn: Gays 4 Donald, Are You Serious
  • Aquarius: Furr, Be Inspired
  • Pisces: Meme Machine, Fried Noodles
  • - Jack + Cal