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  • Percy: oh Jason, you always seem to handle all of the stress in your life so well, how ever do you do it?
  • Jason: well, I'll tell you my secret Percy.
  • Jason: [whispering] I lie to myself.
  • Jason: every morning, when I wake up, I say, "everything's gonna be okay"
  • Jason: but I'm lying.
  • Jason: and I don't know how much longer I can do it.
  • Jason: [piercing inhalation]
  • Jason: ah yes, well I'm off to go fix my cabin now. see you later Percy!
  • Percy:
  • Harry: You know what I could do to him...
  • Ron: Drug him? Because that's where this sounds like it's going.
  • Harry: No, I'm going to tell Draco that I'm having a little welcome to the ministry party for him but there is no party and then when he shows up I'll laugh and say 'oh it's the wrong night' and then he'll laugh and say 'one glass couldn't hurt' and then I'll put my mouth on his mouth.
  • Ron:
  • Ron: ... no, mate, do not do this
  • Annabeth: Percy is late. Again.
  • Jason: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
  • Piper: I printed up that fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
  • Leo: I set his clock to say PM when it’s really AM.
  • Annabeth: Oh, gods. We may have overdone it.
  • [Percy bursts through the door]
  • Percy: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?!
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