30 rock is perfect

“I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. Someone who likes musicals and knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old. That’s what I want.”

Liz Lemon, 30 Rock