How far can I toss a kobold?
Context: It’s my first legit game of D&D, And i decided i wanted to play a Lizard folk barbarian, and one of the other members was a Kobold monk.
GM: “You see a moat that measures around 30 feet and 10 feet deep.”
Dwarf paladin: Can we swim across it?
GM: The guards will see you if you don’t sneak.
Paladin: Thats not happening.
Kobold monk: Well I have proficiency in sneak….
Me: How far can I toss a kobold?
Kobold & others :Excuse me? What? Etc.
GM : Whats you’re strength and your height?
Me: 15 and i’m 7'1…
Gm: 50 feet, athletics check on advantage.
Kobold: Wont the guards still see it?
Gm: Good point, both of you roll stealth after he rolls to throw you.
Me: *Rolls nat 20 for athletics and then a nat 20 on stealth, .*
Kobold: *Rolls a 5 on his stealth.*
GM: So, the lizardman picks the kobold up by both of his arms and starts spinning him around before letting him go, the guards couldn’t see him as he was perfectly hidden by the shade from mountains in the distance, but they do notice a SCREAMING tiny lizard sailing through the air over the moat. tiny lizard monk, give me an acrobatics roll.
Kobold *rolls 1*
Gm: And the kobalb does not stick the landing….in fact he thought the wall would cushion him….the kobold is unconciouss and will wake up in the dungeon after he wakes up.
Kobold: Why would you do this.
Me: I wanted to see how far i could throw you… It’s your fault that you couldn’t be thrown right.