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Nyquil fucks me up every time I take it and furthermore, has the audacity to make me forget what fucking happens every single time.  Since taking it at about midnight last night, My day:

  • Woke up at 4-6 AM and apparently did the dishes
  • Fiance gets up at 8:00AM, allegedly has fully cognizant conversation with me about his plans to stay late and tutor classmates. I don’t remember even being awake.
  • at 9:32 AM, my Dad called me and i had a 23-minute phone call with him that I have no recollection of, but apparently I spent most of it discussing the merits and drawbacks of the various tablets my mother is interested in.  I was mad about how expensive updating storage capacity was for most of them.
  • Felling way more sober than I actually am, attempt to drive to school at 10:12.  and spend enough time confused why my keys aren’t working on my car that my neighbor actually comes out of his apartment to ask what I’m doing to his car.  I decide to stay home.
  • 10:40: Send emails to professors to tell them I’m in no shape to be in class.  I think I am eloquent. Upon opening my email later I realize I’ve sent them emails with the subject line “fuckt up” and message: “sorry, love you.”
  • Benefits of going to a small college: they know I’ve got exciting drug reactions already and are sick as well and reply with “I understand and hope you are feeling well soon, here is today’s lecture slides” and “lol” respectively.
  • ~11- 12:30 : Get lost in neighborhood walking dog.  In my defense, it’s 99% off-beige generic prefab housing on nonlinear-bordering-on-noneuclidean streets and Charlie had no interest in going home either.
  • 12:30-3:00: Wall
  • 3:00 : phone alarm goes off and I suddenly realize fiance was supposed to be home an hour and a half ago. Fly into immediate panic, try to find phone to call him and/or the sherrif becuase he’s obviously dead in a ditch or something.  I am holding my phone the whole time.
  • 3:16 : Fiance gets home, I cry like a bitch, the dog also cries, everyone has a really bad 15 minutes.
  • 3:33 : Realize I haven’t actually ate or drank yet today. Immediately consume a quart of apple cider and plate of taquitos.  Make pork chops and potatoes and don’t stop talking about what happens if a werewolf has sex with a dog while shifted the entire time.
  • 4:00: pass out on couch to the soothing sounds of Mario Oddesy
  • 1AM: Why is it thursday?

The moral of the story is that you should always write down any drug reactions and label medication you should take with a large index card that says “DO NOT TAKE THIS IT FUCKS YOU UP THEN YOU FORGET” in large, friendly letters.

BTS OFFICIAL SCHEDULE Nov-Dec 2017:
  • The dates are following KST time
  • 17/11/14 - Departure to the US 
  • 17/11/15 -  THE LATE LATE SHOW - PERFORMANCE ONLY 8:30 AM KST (nov 14- Recording 3:30 PM PST -12:37 AM PST Broadcast)
  • 17/11/16 - Kimmel BTS outdoor Mini-Concert 10:45 PM KST (nov 15- 5:45 PM PST Recording) - 
  • 17/11/17 - KTLA News 8:40 PT - KIISFM 9PM PT
  • 17/11/18 - On with Mario Lopez (Radio) (9:00PM PT) - On Air With Ryan Seacrest (9:40am EST)
  • 17/11/19 - AMAs (American Music Awards performing DNA) Red Carpet 8:00 AM KST - The show 10:00 AM KST (8:00 PM EST Live Broadcast)
  • 17/11/20 - Nonno magazine featuring BTS release
  • 17/11/21 - Ellen Show pre-taping
  • 17/11/24 - Mic Drop Remix ft Desiigner by Steve Aoki
  • 17/11/27 - Ellen Show broadcast (Performing DNA)
  • 17/12/1 - MAMA (Mnet Asian Music Awards)
  • 17/12/2 - MMA (Melon Music Awards)
  • 17/12/4 - Jin’s Day (birthday)
  • 17/12/6 - JPN Album + Crystal Snow + MIC Drop MV 
  • 17/12/8-10 - WINGS TOUR Seoul (Finale)
  • 17/12/10 - WINGS TOUR FINALE Seoul Live Broadcast
  • 17/12/13 - Japanese Single album event
  • 17/12/16-17 - Tokyo/Osaka hand-shaking event (individual)
  • 17/12/17 - TBS Broadcast WINGS TOUR  (Kyocera dome) in Japan 
  • 17/12/27 - Release of WINGS TOUR Japan Edition
  • 17/12/30 - Tae’s Day (birthday)

BTS announced they will shoot V Lives in the US too so stay tuned for that. And lately every Tuesday there is a Run Ep -  9 PM KST

This list can be updated anytime
As Long as available the links to stream or rewatch the above events will be posted on this blog like usual.

hey guys its 12:30 AM you know whats fucked up?

barry, the lover, lost his beloved.

lucretia, the lonely journal keeper, lost her journals to the voidfish.

taako, the twin, lost his twin as an entire fucking concept.

magnus, the protector, lost the town and family he tried to protect.

davenport, the wordless one, lost his fucking words.

merle, the peacemaker, lost his inner peace.